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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:56:36 No.46888951 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46888958 >>46888961 >>46888993 >>46888995 >>46889014 >>46889025 >>46889647 >>46893260 >>46893278 >>46893462

A billion lions is a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:57:59 No.46888958 Report

Quoted By: >>46889055

>>46888951
I'm pretty sure a few of the legendaries could do it by themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:58:38 No.46888961 Report

Quoted By: >>46889125

>>46888951
A billion lions could defeat the usa military, have you seen americans? they lost to farmers armed with spears during vietnam.
If the lions can defeat the "strong" american military what hope do pokemon have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:58:55 No.46888965 Report

Quoted By: >>46888981

A thread died for this

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:01:29 No.46888981 Report

Quoted By: >>46891245

>>46888965
Another example of how powerful the lions are

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:01:30 No.46888982 Report

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Isn’t Arceus literally God

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:02:24 No.46888989 Report

Quoted By: >>46889004 >>46889005 >>46889034

A billion Sun-weak Lions vs the Sun who win

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:02:31 No.46888993 Report

Quoted By: >>46889041

>>46888951
Hoopa can just portal them into the sun, billion or trillion of them matters little

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:02:42 No.46888995 Report

Quoted By: >>46889034 >>46891102 >>46891147 >>46893276

>>46888951
Literally just show all the lions his back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:04:11 No.46889004 Report

Quoted By: >>46889129

>>46888989
>The sun is weak to the sun
>The lions watch the sun burn in flames due to a sun-boosted Fire Blast from a KANTOOOOOOOOO Charizard
The lions win

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:04:13 No.46889005 Report

Quoted By: >>46893514

>>46888989
Can't Necrozma travel several thousand lightyears in like three minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:05:16 No.46889014 Report

Quoted By: >>46889021

>>46888951
So is a billion humans but they'd still lose to Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:06:31 No.46889021 Report

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>>46889014
sounds like someone doesnt have pokeballs or a brain to use tools. checkmate atheist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:07:23 No.46889025 Report

Quoted By: >>46889653 >>46889662

>>46888951
Are we talking about Pokemon according to the Pokedex, or Pokemon according to game mechanics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:09:31 No.46889034 Report

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>>46888995
you are a complete retard, if his back did anything then every single person who has ever played with a shedinja would be dead right now.

>>46888989
why would solgaleo fight for the pokemon you dumbo? the moment he sees digusting shits kill other lions he is gonna get angry and rebel against the pokemon

hell, he even fought lunala without giving it a second thought, he is very likely to just tell pokemon to fuck off and join the lions to protect his similars.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:09:32 No.46889035 Report

Quoted By: >>46889169

>sun lion is weak to sun
>the shiny therefore has a really bad sunburn
deepest lore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:10:39 No.46889041 Report

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>>46888993
The sun gets angry at Hoopa for doing it and both die in the process of fighting. The lions still win

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:14:18 No.46889055 Report

Quoted By: >>46889676 >>46889850

>>46888958
Lions are real, while the légendaires are only legends. Checkm8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:22:25 No.46889125 Report

Quoted By: >>46889175 >>46889993

>>46888961
Well what about a pokemon like Magcargo? Its body temperature is 18,000 F, so no lion would be able to even get near it without dying. Maybe you could argue that some sort of kamikaze attack from many, many lions could potentially get him, but that seems kind of like a stretch. Or what about Steelix, whose body is said to be harder than diamonds? The lion’s only option against it would be to literally suffocate it , but steelix is also snake-like and can stand upright, keeping its head away from the lions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:22:53 No.46889129 Report

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>>46889004
>Thinks the sun is fire
Embarrassing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:28:24 No.46889169 Report

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>>46889035
I will never unsee this as a sunburn. Honestly based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:29:24 No.46889175 Report

Quoted By: >>46889610 >>46889675

>>46889125
Magcargo is only hot on contact

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:33:34 No.46889610 Report

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>>46889175
Look at that body temp, do you really think it wouldn’t just melt through the lions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:39:20 No.46889647 Report

Quoted By: >>46889674

>>46888951
Fuck off with this dead meme, it's been proven time and time again that the Pokemon win effortlessly because they have magic powers and lions don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:40:23 No.46889653 Report

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>>46889025
Pokemon according to the Pokedex and anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:41:06 No.46889662 Report

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>>46889025
Well we don't know what a lion would be like according to game mechanics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:41:59 No.46889674 Report

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>>46889647
Magic doesn’t exist, but the lions do. The lions win, Pokefag.

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:42:00 No.46889675 Report

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>>46889175
No, Magcargo chooses who it wants to burn. That's why Slugma and Magcargo can both be touched by their trainers and touch other Pokemon without killing them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:42:34 No.46889676 Report

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>>46889055
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:56:55 No.46889804 Report

Quoted By: >>46889816

Is there really anything lions could do to Primal Groudon or Kyogre when they’re abominations whose mere presence could destroy the earth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:57:51 No.46889816 Report

Quoted By: >>46889845

>>46889804
The lions can adapt to different biomes including space, the lions win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:58:58 No.46889825 Report

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pokefags keep arguing with chadlions because they just know pokemon will never be real but lions are

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 03:01:00 No.46889845 Report

Quoted By: >>46889870

>>46889816
Yeah I checked the catalog, my mistake for taking this semi-seriously

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 03:01:13 No.46889850 Report

Quoted By: >>46889863

>>46889055
um achtuhally i've seen a legnedary creature. but i haven't seen a lion?
conicidence? i think not. lions are not real!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 03:02:44 No.46889863 Report

Quoted By: >>46889885

>>46889850
They are real, the UN has just been hiding them from us for years, they’re only starting to escape the detention facilities now! Lions win

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 03:03:19 No.46889870 Report

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>>46889845
yeah this has been going on for multiple days. I'm trying to kill these just by saying lions win but pokefags keep trying to have their way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 03:05:00 No.46889885 Report

Quoted By: >>46889909 >>46889913

>>46889863
Source.
>your ass
lionfags stay mad.
LIONS ARE NOT REAL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 03:08:28 No.46889909 Report

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>>46889885
I infiltrated a UN detainment centre to help one escape. They are real, shepple. Lions win, stop drinking your corn syrup.

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 03:08:40 No.46889913 Report

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>>46889885
Little did you know i have the actual king of new york city. What was that about lions retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 03:23:06 No.46889993 Report

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>>46889125
That's actually not true. You could approach Magcargo just fine even if Pokedex entries weren't bullshit. It would take less than a few dozen lions to just smother the fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 06:57:54 No.46891102 Report

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>>46888995
shedinja wins by default. it could never lose. lions can’t learn super effective moves because they can’t learn pokemon moves. they’re not pokemon. checkmate, lions.
>inb4 it would take 273,815 years to beat a billion lions with one shedinja
so? shedinja is a ghost type, it has nothing but time. it wouldn’t even have to move, it could just sit there. how long would the lions have? 12 years each? nah, shedinja takes this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 07:04:09 No.46891136 Report

Quoted By: >>46893535

There aren't even a billion lions left in the world. Estimated are as low as 20,000 wild ones, but lets say double that. They're going extinct, meanwhile we get new Pokemon ever couple of years. Pokemon have already won.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 07:07:23 No.46891147 Report

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>>46888995
>Lion used bite!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 07:34:48 No.46891245 Report

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>>46888981
this made me laugh more than it should of

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 11:32:43 No.46891991 Report

Quoted By: >>46892469

*stops time*
Problem, lionfags?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 13:45:14 No.46892469 Report

Quoted By: >>46892629 >>46893489

>>46891991
Statistically speaking, at least one lion is already biting him to death.
Lions win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 14:14:26 No.46892629 Report

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>>46892469
Lions can't bite a giant metal dragon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 16:07:26 No.46893260 Report

Quoted By: >>46893501

>>46888951
One Indian Elephant is pretty big

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 16:09:23 No.46893276 Report

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>>46888995
OWA AH AH AH

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 16:09:29 No.46893278 Report

Quoted By: >>46893290

>>46888951
But can they fly?

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 16:10:46 No.46893290 Report

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>>46893278

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 16:31:47 No.46893462 Report

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>>46888951
Lionfaggots btfo’d. Case closed, stop spamming the boards with your shit bait guaranteed threads.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5XdOSMo6Svc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 16:36:13 No.46893489 Report

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>>46892469
If Dialga's heartrate drops to zero, the flow of time stops. So no, even in such a scenario the lions do not win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 16:37:58 No.46893501 Report

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>>46893260
One Indian Elephant outweighs any Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 16:39:47 No.46893514 Report

Quoted By:

>>46889005
It canonically illuminated an infinite multiverse so

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 16:43:28 No.46893535 Report

Quoted By: >>46893749

>>46891136
That's so fucking sad.
Humans were a mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 17:10:06 No.46893749 Report

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>>46893535
Lion paws typed this post

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