>>46897896A straight to the point analysis is pointless, since a joke entry also accomplishes its goal just as fast.
Which is to say, telling the reader that the Pokemon in question is garbage.
There's no meaningful analysis to give shit like Unown and Luvdisc other than "it's shit, don't use it", so might as well get creative with how you say it, since there's so many mons where "it's shit, don't use it" applies.