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Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 22:33:44 No.46920826 View View Reply Original Report

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Can 1 billion lions defeat 1 Charizard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 22:34:51 No.46920838 Report

Quoted By: >>46920848 >>46920916

>>46920826
Easily. charizard is like 5'3 or something and a lion hoard would just surround it and maul it to death.
I'm a charitard and even i know this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 22:35:47 No.46920848 Report

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>>46920826
>>46920838
This meme is very forced and unfunny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 22:38:37 No.46920876 Report

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>>46920826
Yes and if you think otherwise you're terminally ill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 22:38:53 No.46920884 Report

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*chucks a single pebble in CharSHITs direction*
oops, churzurd's fucking dead

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Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 22:40:09 No.46920903 Report

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>>46920848
>he got the joke

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Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 22:40:22 No.46920905 Report

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>>46920826
Fuck no. Charizard's fire melts boulders. Plus it can do this while flying, where lions can't reach it.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 22:41:24 No.46920916 Report

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>>46920905
>>46920838

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Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 22:41:41 No.46920920 Report

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>>46920884
Pokemon weaknesses don't work like that. Rock-type attacks hurt Charizard, but rocks don't. It literally lives in Rocky mountains.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 22:42:44 No.46920928 Report

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>>46920916
It's been economically called a dragon, so yes, it is one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 22:42:55 No.46920931 Report

Quoted By: >>46921791

>>46920826
Yes. Even a single Inteleon can defeat Charizard, which mine did in Sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 22:44:50 No.46920946 Report

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>>46920826
I guess that depends on how much fire it can shoot while flying before it gets tired.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 22:45:35 No.46920956 Report

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They can until Game Freak gives him Lion Smash as a signature move next gen

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Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 22:46:51 No.46920973 Report

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>>46920928

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Anonymous Sat 24 Apr 2021 23:10:49 No.46921231 Report

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>>46920826
1 billion is a lot, so no.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 00:09:21 No.46921764 Report

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No, but Sue can

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 00:12:00 No.46921791 Report

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>>46920931
Gameplay is not canon

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 00:27:47 No.46921922 Report

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>>46920946
charizard would have to defeat lions at a rate of over 10,000 per second in order to finish the battle within a day.
a billion is a lot bigger than we intuitively think it is

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 01:03:15 No.46922259 Report

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>>46920920
It works exactly like that lol. Charizard dies to anon's Rock Throw and jobs to the (stealth) rocks in it's own home environment.
Can you imagine a fish drowning in the water? that's fucking charizard if it were a fish holy shit what a shitty mon

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 01:03:59 No.46922272 Report

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>>46922259
Yeah doesnt stealth rock do double damage to the idiot salamander?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 01:08:48 No.46922318 Report

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>>46922272
I dunno. I'd never play charizard in anything resembling competitive play and I never will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 01:21:47 No.46922459 Report

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>>46920826
No because Charizard can fucking fly and roast them from the sky. What’re they gonna do about that?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 01:56:20 No.46922766 Report

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>>46920826
If there's no time limit and the battle takes place in a wide enough space that Charizard can fly away to rest, sleep, and eat, then eventually yes, though it still might die of old age before being able to kill 1 billion lions even if you assume they aren't breeding.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 01:58:15 No.46922787 Report

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>>46922318
yeah same, im not a comp kind of guy. I just like the mons cause haha funny collectable monsters

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 01:59:22 No.46922797 Report

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>>46920826
idk but you only need pebbles and plants to kill Charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 02:36:46 No.46923063 Report

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>>46922272
4 times even

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 02:40:31 No.46923090 Report

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>>46920826
With that plot armor even 1 billion Xerneus won’t be able to defeat the Zard.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 02:49:14 No.46923140 Report

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>>46920826
what is a 'lion' even?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 03:27:08 No.46923400 Report

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>>46922459
the lions would climb atop each other

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