>>469246841st turn, I start with my first pokemon
This pokemon is my lead
I go Jumpluff to set sunny day up because johto pokemon are based, make zoomer scum seethe
seeing smoggie's anger is so cash, holding a heat rock of course because heat rock allows for sunny day to last 8 turns instead of 5, that's 3 turns more heh... more than enough time, and she either dies right there or I use memento to harshly lower the opposing pokemon atk and spatk and force my cotton girl to faint.
Next I have 2 choices, my crobat girl another johto mon to remove hazards and then u-turn, or if no pebbles I send typhlosion directly with a choice specs, she is unstoppable.
Most pokemon are slow in the OU fanfic meta because their smoggie crap revolves around stall, while typhlosion hits fast and hard so I don't worry heh
If a lame intimidate comes out like incineroar or genie they still lose because typhlosion is a SPECIAL attacker, so your OU shillmon is fucked. If they send the tranny gorilla rillakong PFFFFFFFFT say bye bye.
If they send something that can absorb fire like the flash fire pokemons, which is an ability that can absorb fire, then I don't attack with eruption because it is a fire move.
At that point I switch and let my lanturn or donphan, reliable johto bros by the way, take the reigns for a little heh, they wouldn't expect a team johto heavy hitters 'cuz they are used to the trash from newer gens. A little tickling to pop heatran's balloon and then an earthquake and BOOM it's dead, back to typhlosion.
Once the check to typhlosion is out (which lets be honest, at most is just 1 check and only because of flash fire, anything else absolutely dies since typhlosion's tremendous prowess is too much for betas)
I just finish sweeping with the sun turns still left. If one of their shillmon survives, I still have 5-4 mons to beat their beta male copy paste teams. GG. Enjoy badger semen while I hold you down.
>>46924753Beta male fantasy, poor smoggie
