/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #46927589

>>46927589
I'd start masturbating in public and people will ask "why are you crazy?" just like this world but I will not be able to answer them because I do not speak their language because I am from another dimension just like this world and masturbation is the only thing that can momentarily circumvent the government's microchips which keep me restrained to this reality

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 17:56:03 No.46927708 Report

Quoted By:

>>46927608
which universe is the region I'm put in part of

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 18:03:57 No.46927741 Report

Quoted By:

>>46927589
Befriend as many birdmons as I can and become king of the skies. Not even megafug would rival my strength, and all will capitulate and bow to my power.
>>46927672
Based schizo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 18:05:41 No.46927748 Report

Quoted By:

>>46927672
this is why i keep coming back here every now and then

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 18:08:12 No.46927761 Report

Quoted By:

>>46927589
Keep Pokemon slaves in underground bases. Giovanni did nothing wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 18:30:11 No.46927913 Report

Quoted By:

As me, or one of the protags? Because if it's just me I'll kill myself since my parents will have lost me anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 18:31:13 No.46927921 Report

Quoted By: >>46927981

>>46927589
I would go on a personal quest to reach cerulean cave and challenge mewtwo to a game of 5th dimensional time chess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 18:37:04 No.46927979 Report

Quoted By:

Fuck every Pokegirl in extistance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 18:37:18 No.46927981 Report

Quoted By: >>46927990

>>46927921
The only game stimulating enough for gigabrains like Mewtwo is Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 18:39:49 No.46927990 Report

Quoted By:

>>46927981
well then don't be suprised when I pull out slifer the executive producer

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ゴースト.png, 124KiB, 800x682

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 18:40:46 No.46927992 Report

Quoted By:

>>46927589
I would look for a pokemon that could help me jump between dimensions. I still gotta stab Adrive and Poketips Mike with kitchen knives for their clickbait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 18:47:35 No.46928051 Report

Quoted By:

>>46927589
I would fuck pokemon
Lots, lots of pokemon

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1617134111244.jpg, 287KiB, 1002x960

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 18:52:33 No.46928091 Report

Quoted By:

>>46927589
I would rush to a Pokemon center asap, get on a PC and find out what canon Machamp cock and Gardevoir pussy looks like. Then find out whether or not it's legal to fuck them. And then find out the age of consent too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 18:53:43 No.46928103 Report

Quoted By:

>>46927608
I'd just like to chill on alola

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 74283181_p50.png, 606KiB, 1374x1198

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 18:55:43 No.46928119 Report

Quoted By:

Become a Bug type gym leader and also marry Morty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 19:00:34 No.46928172 Report

Quoted By:

Puff it up with Puff

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 19:07:35 No.46928252 Report

Quoted By:

>>46927589
I Go to route 3 in Kanto and fuck the lass who insisted I was staring at her along with the other lass there who insists that I was touching her. I then go to Rock Tunnel and fuck the lass who tells me not to try anything funny in the dark then march into Erika's gym and fuck the lass at the door who tells me that I'm not allowed inside the gym right in front of the rest of the gym trainers while the peeping tom outside watches from afar with envy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 19:19:42 No.46928368 Report

Quoted By:

>>46927589
Go for my poke phd and become a professor. Then fuck all the mothers of the protags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Apr 2021 19:32:17 No.46928468 Report

Quoted By:

>>46927589
Most likely, I'll just die or get killed by some pokemon I made mad

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches