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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 13:43:49 No.46944729 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46945492 >>46945890 >>46945912 >>46945943 >>46946035 >>46946043 >>46946105 >>46946972 >>46947126 >>46947209 >>46947608 >>46947617 >>46947619 >>46947641

Your favorite Pokémon exists and will follow your every command
>But
Your girlfriend cheats on you, you accumulate massive debt, your parents divorce and one of your siblings hang themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 13:45:00 No.46944741 Report

Quoted By: >>46947887

I don't have a girlfriend, I'm already in massive debt, I don't give a shit about my parents or siblings.

Checkmate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 13:48:04 No.46944763 Report

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>Your girlfriend cheats on you
My what?
>you accumulate massive debt
Eh Ill run for the hills anyways
>your parents divorce
Honestly I hope this happens, not going to blog but yeah
>and one of your siblings hang themselves.
Shit you got me, back to shitposting on /vp/ forever it is for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 13:48:32 No.46944765 Report

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My ex girlfriend was a psycho who manipulated and abused me and I've been single since, I'm a broke ass bitch with no job or money to my name. My father is dead. But even if I didn't care about my siblings, I'm still not hitting that fucking button because it wouldn't be worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 13:53:21 No.46944793 Report

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Metagross would find a way to get me filthy rich so debt is a non issue. My parents are already dead, no gf.
My sibling's life vs Metagross
Yeah i'll be fine without Metagross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 15:28:54 No.46945492 Report

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>>46944729
>one of you has the perfect gf
>no debt
>supportive parents
>close siblings
>and would still throw it all away to have karrablast waddle behind you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 16:17:13 No.46945890 Report

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>>46944729
I'm happily married, in no debt, my parents are already divorced, and I'm close with my sister...but hate my step sister. Hmm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 16:20:48 No.46945912 Report

Quoted By: >>46946652 >>46947495

>>46944729
>Your girlfriend cheats on you
Cool I was looking for an exit strategy.
>you accumulate massive debt
I already owe like 30 grand, sounds pretty massive to me.
>your parents divorce
They are both going to be dead from drinking, drugs, and smoking in a few years anyway.
>one of your siblings hang themselves.
My sister is a selfish bitch anyway so who cares? I'm pressing the fucking button and hopping on my Solgaleo through an ultra wormhole to a better universe. Later nerds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 16:25:37 No.46945943 Report

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>>46944729
Don't have gf
Parents already divorced
I'm an only child lol

If it wasn't for the debt part, this would be a no brainer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 16:38:33 No.46946035 Report

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>>46944729
Manectric doesn't really do much for me in that regard then. I suppose it could produce electricity, at least.
>Your girlfriend cheats on you
I never had one and don't want one.
>you accumulate massive debt
Don't know how that happens but I would never be able to repay it so I'm either dead or in prison.
>your parents divorce
Don't care.
>and one of your siblings hang themselves
Don't care.

So really it's only this mysterious debt I owe to no one in particular that fucks me over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 16:39:49 No.46946043 Report

Quoted By:

>>46944729
No gf, parents already divorced
But I don't want a debt and I love my siblings so it wouldn't be worth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 16:47:45 No.46946105 Report

Quoted By:

>>46944729
Since my new GF would be my IRL pokemon, it depends.
If this means my poke-gf doesn't cheat on me, I'll press. I can get out of debt easy.
If my poke-gf cheats on me, hell tf no. I might be a delusional faggot, but the LAST thing I'll be is a pathetic cuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 17:00:58 No.46946237 Report

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Depends, can I choose which sibling? I love my brother to death but my sister is an abusive druggie.
Nothing else would change. I'm single and in debt, and my parents are long divorced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 17:49:31 No.46946652 Report

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>>46945912
>Cool I was looking for an exit strategy.
? just break up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 18:30:13 No.46946972 Report

Quoted By:

>>46944729
>Your girlfriend cheats on you
Dude, my pokemon follows me and obeys every command. I will cheat on her first

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 18:45:36 No.46947097 Report

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>You girlfriend cheats on you
Who needs a girlfriend when you have a pokemon
>you accumulate massive debt
Just file for bankruptcy
>your parents divorce
was going to happen anyway
>and one of your siblings hang themselves
I would get over it.

Pretty shit would you rather OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 18:49:44 No.46947126 Report

Quoted By: >>46947144

>>46944729
considering my girlfriend already cheated on me, my father is dead, and I have no siblings, the only problem there is the massive debt, which, depending on the Pokemon being generated, might be solvable with crime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 18:52:54 No.46947144 Report

Quoted By: >>46947148

>>46947126
>considering my girlfriend already cheated on me
Any you're still together?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 18:53:08 No.46947148 Report

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>>46947144
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 19:00:19 No.46947209 Report

Quoted By: >>46947323

>>46944729
Hell no I aint an Escapist Faggot.
Plus realistically I mean only ONE Pokemon would be created and if it is powerful or attention grabbing the Gubbamin will definently come to take it anyways unless you hid it well. Not even that but cross dimensional Physics Paradox like would Gardevoir have the ability to even use Blackholes in our Universe because there isnt Magic or Pokemon Types in our Universe. And even if our Home Universe didn't apply it's restrictions to this new guest then that also creates another paradox in that a Gardevoir's Black Hole would instantly kill everything and destroy the Planet the very second it got larger than microscopic because in our laws of Physics Black holes have fucking infinite mass and any matter that gets sucked in would uncontrollably make it exponentionally larger regardless of Gardevoir's powers unless literally all our Laws of Physics would not apply to this one creature our its action which would create another Paradox of how two different Laws of Physics would Interact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 19:15:56 No.46947323 Report

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>>46947209
With that behavior it's no wonder you don't have friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 19:45:09 No.46947495 Report

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>>46945912
considering this isn’t an actual choice, your life is pretty fucked man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 20:03:36 No.46947591 Report

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>get irl Lucario who obeys my every command without question
>prostitute him out to gay furries to pay off my debt
>only child with already divorced parents and no gf already

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 20:06:55 No.46947608 Report

Quoted By:

>>46944729
Fuck no, what kind of idiot would sacrifice all that just for a fancy pet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 20:08:49 No.46947617 Report

Quoted By:

>>46944729
hell yeah homie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 20:09:06 No.46947619 Report

Quoted By:

>>46944729
>trade my faggot brother for a Metagross
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 20:11:54 No.46947639 Report

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I don't have a girlfriend, so I definitely press the button.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 20:12:16 No.46947641 Report

Quoted By:

>>46944729
ask for arceus and he'll make you any other pokemon also
i am so genius guys
BE PROUD OF ME NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 20:43:43 No.46947887 Report

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>>46944741
Now that's what I call edgy. I don't know if I should call it base or cringe

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