>>46948714Heh.
You should go to /x/ and learn how to develop a tulpa.
And I'm not joking about this if you're serious.
Once you've achieved near schizophrenic levels as a tulpamancer your next step will be to buy an ounce of psychedelic mushrooms.
Get a food scale that weighs in grams and take 0.8 to 1.2 grams of mushrooms.
Keep in mind that at 1.2 grams, you're just getting comfortable with the shrooms.
You have to slowly increase your dosage from something small like 0.3 to 0.6 to 0.8 to 1.0 to 1.2.
But most people can usually handle 0.8 grams there first time.
In order to achieve having sex with your tulpa, you'll need to work your way up to 3.5 or 4.0 grams.
Taking 3.5g right out of the gate will probably land you in the ER as you might not mentally be ready for it, so go slow.
After you're used to taking 1.2g go up to 1.5g then 1.8g and then 2.0g.
Once you go past 2.0g things start getting a little heavy.
2.2g, 2.5g, 2.8g and then finally somewhere between your 10th and 15th trip, you'll be near 3.0g.
If you can handle 2.5g, you can probably handle 3.0g.
Just know that the difference between 1.2g and 2.5g is huge.
If you're lucky, you'll reach 3.5g to 4.0g and you'll be able to spend 4 or so hours having sex with your waifu.
You risk psychosis but you seem pretty psychotic to begin with so you'll probably end up enjoying it.
