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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 22:59:39 No.46949299 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46949322 >>46949330 >>46949331 >>46949355 >>46949357 >>46949368 >>46949944 >>46950498 >>46951395 >>46951871 >>46951987 >>46952038 >>46956049 >>46956876 >>46957273 >>46957338 >>46957531 >>46959294

>train garde for competitive battles
>they start falling in love with you and don't want to fight anymore

What would you do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 23:03:14 No.46949322 Report

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>>46949299
live with them till the end

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 23:04:31 No.46949330 Report

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>>46949299
Fall too in love with it.
Settle and live together.
This isn't hard to do, and I'm sure a Gardevoir is quite good if you teach it to cook.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 23:04:36 No.46949331 Report

Quoted By: >>46950062 >>46950097 >>46950218

>>46949299
>>46949322
At least spell out its full name so the thread gets filtered you retards

Dio Chrysostom

Dio Chrysostom Tue 27 Apr 2021 23:05:16 No.46949334 Report

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Put it down

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 23:07:27 No.46949355 Report

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>>46949299
Release them and get a real Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 23:08:02 No.46949357 Report

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>>46949299
Reject my Gardevoir’s advances, obviously.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 23:09:01 No.46949368 Report

Quoted By: >>46949417

>>46949299
Ask them when and how, and probably decline their offer. From what you've described it sounds like I was in a One-Up-One Down Style relationship where I was the 'master' and they were the 'student' scenario your text also describes it in a manner that implies that I'm using this Gardevoir for something (competitive battling) rather than them being just a casual friend who I happen to teach stuff too. It sounds like a student falling in love with their teacher vs a friend falling in love with another friend. So yeah, respectfully decline.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 23:09:02 No.46949369 Report

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beat your garde
if this does not correct the problem trade it away to the battle factory
train your next garde better

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 23:15:01 No.46949417 Report

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>>46949368
Touch grass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 23:18:52 No.46949453 Report

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...

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 23:20:03 No.46949460 Report

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>>46949453
Gib Doughnut.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Apr 2021 23:20:05 No.46949461 Report

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>>46949453
she caught it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 00:11:48 No.46949895 Report

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>>46949453
>>46949460
Only reason I want megas back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 00:15:06 No.46949929 Report

Quoted By: >>46950000 >>46955679

>>46949895
Me too actually, nonshiny is still cool but man the black dress is great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 00:17:58 No.46949944 Report

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>>46949299
Settle down with her, but she's absolutely off the team.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 00:25:09 No.46950000 Report

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>>46949895
>>46949929

Amen brothers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 00:26:39 No.46950008 Report

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>>46949417
I'll never touch g-ass. Even if she wants me to!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 00:30:11 No.46950033 Report

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Into the PC with you, whore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 00:30:21 No.46950036 Report

Quoted By: >>46950063

how does it make you feel that something superior and more powerful than you could ever be would happily die protecting you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 00:30:48 No.46950040 Report

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>>46949895
Imagine how impractical it would be for day to day living

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 00:33:53 No.46950056 Report

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>>46950040
it makes her butt bigger so it seems pretty practical to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 00:34:24 No.46950062 Report

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>>46949331
Lel get rekt filterfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 00:34:50 No.46950063 Report

Quoted By: >>46950137 >>46951690

>>46950036
It'd be really sweet, but also very sad. I personally believe that Pokemon like Gardevoir have the capability to be their own free thinkers and not be so gung ho on sacrificing itself for me. I'd rather them live and be happy living their own life than constantly worrying about mine. I guess they'd need to realize that their life is equal to my own.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 00:39:18 No.46950097 Report

Quoted By: >>46950218

>>46949331
>he doesn't even know how to filter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 00:43:45 No.46950137 Report

Quoted By: >>46950395

>>46950063
I like to think that the whole "my life for aiur" ideal is something very prone to gardevoir in development after earning their affection and trust. Not to say a Gardevoir can't be selfish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 00:53:34 No.46950218 Report

Quoted By: >>46950318 >>46953019

>>46949331
>>46950062
>>46950097
Imagine being such a faggot that you need to filter posts you don't like because you can't handle seeing them, and then getting angry because random people online didn't abide to your retardation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 01:04:18 No.46950318 Report

Quoted By: >>46951203

>>46950218
>taking bait

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 01:13:14 No.46950395 Report

Quoted By: >>46950515

>>46950137
I wish that was the truth...? The Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Gardevoir had a trainer that she felt wasn't a good person, but she sacrificed herself for him anyways. She even stated "To protect the Trainer is what we do." so somewhere there is an innate desire to do that. I personally believe they can push aside their instincts and only do that when they trust a person enough.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 01:25:41 No.46950498 Report

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>>46949299
I don't train Gardevoir and anything else overly humanoid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 01:27:31 No.46950515 Report

Quoted By: >>46950578

>>46950395
Would that instinct transpire romantic feelings at all? I like to think it's separate but it is still common. I mean I also enjoy thinking my Gardevoir more as a companion travelling with me for mutual benefit. That they have their own goals and interests too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 01:35:12 No.46950578 Report

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>>46950515
>instinct transpire romantic feelings at all?
I personally think it doesn't and the Gardevoir/Kirlia/Gallade/Ralts as emotionally cognizant beings understand the difference. They are the "Emotion/Feeling/Embrace" Pokemon if there was one line of Pokemon out there that understood their own feelings on a complex level it would them. So if a Gardevoir fell in love be it human or pokemon, they would be able to separate the instinctual need to protect them and the true love they feel for them. Those instincts will come in handy when their partner is in danger, but aside from those moments its something they can control.
This is a good thing imo, because it means if a Ralts lined member fell in love its not based around some species instincts to protect or increase their bond, its their own choice.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 01:48:07 No.46950669 Report

Quoted By: >>46950726 >>46950732 >>46952532

What's she in jail for!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 01:56:28 No.46950726 Report

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>>46950669
>You're in the cell nearby her.
>In the middle of the night you hear her singing...
>Gardevoir: "He had it comin' He had it comin' He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 01:57:04 No.46950732 Report

Quoted By: >>46950833

>>46950669
Trainer rape

Your digits were the sex position

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 02:08:27 No.46950833 Report

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>>46950732
hawt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 02:48:17 No.46951203 Report

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>>46950318
>i was only pretending to be retarded
Try harder

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 03:16:33 No.46951395 Report

Quoted By: >>46951607

>>46949299
Marry Gardewife.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 03:48:48 No.46951607 Report

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>>46951395
As it should be.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 03:51:00 No.46951623 Report

Quoted By: >>46951625

>>46949322
Just how long do Gardevoirs live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 03:51:47 No.46951625 Report

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>>46951623
5 years

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 04:03:24 No.46951690 Report

Quoted By: >>46951713

>>46950063
Incredibly gay take. It's ingrained in their species dna, just like how sacrifice is ingrained in every male's dna.

I think it'd be great to have a mate willing to sacrifice everything for you, just as you would her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 04:08:07 No.46951711 Report

Quoted By: >>46951740 >>46951751 >>46951756 >>46952544

>people so lonely they gather to imagine how life would be like with an imaginary creature
You weird fucks all deserve each other. Have you told your friends and family about your pokemon fetish, or do you keep it a secret because you know its weird as fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 04:08:50 No.46951713 Report

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>>46951690
>I think it'd be great to have a mate willing to sacrifice everything for you, just as you would her.
This is fine, as long as its them making that choice not strictly their instincts. I'm not against two people making the **choice** to sacrifice everything for one another.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 04:16:01 No.46951740 Report

Quoted By: >>46951751 >>46951795

>>46951711
Bro nobody cares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 04:19:42 No.46951751 Report

Quoted By: >>46951776

>>46951711
Based and basedpilled

>>46951740
Cringed and caredenoughtorespondpill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 04:21:09 No.46951756 Report

Quoted By: >>46951795

>>46951711
>people so lonely they gather to imagine how life would be like with an imaginary creature
where have you been for the last 20-ish years of the internet lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 04:25:41 No.46951776 Report

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>>46951751
Oh no, I'm responding and posting an image I was going to post anyways. I've been ruined.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 04:29:10 No.46951795 Report

Quoted By: >>46951818 >>46951846

>>46951740
Cared enough to respond so allow me to elaborate
>>46951756
>>46951756
I've been on the internet since it came out, never used it as an excuse or a reason to lower myself into extreme degenerency like the rest of you. If you cannot tell your family/friend circle its because you feel ashamed. If you feel ashamed its because you know what you are doing is wrong, and I very much doubt you fags are open about this. I would only respect the few of you who show their true power level but I know most of you hide it and try to act like its normal just because you found others like yourself in this cesspool of a site.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 04:34:55 No.46951818 Report

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>>46951795
Who cares lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 04:40:19 No.46951846 Report

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>>46951795

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 04:50:06 No.46951871 Report

Quoted By: >>46951937 >>46953567 >>46958345

>>46949299
Imagine wasting years on a soldier who won't fight? Was it subversion? Maybe you were too soft? Whatever the reason, this soldier is effectively useless. Better trade for something of greater or equal value like Ash did.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 05:06:24 No.46951937 Report

Quoted By: >>46951959

>>46951871
>spend years forming a bond and creating the perfect soldier
>instead walk away with the perfect wife
Good trade.

Dio Chrysostom

Dio Chrysostom Wed 28 Apr 2021 05:11:13 No.46951959 Report

Quoted By: >>46952043 >>46952045

>>46951937
Get help

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 05:16:55 No.46951987 Report

Quoted By: >>46952069

>>46949299
Stop being a faggot and take the Gardevoir as your lovely wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 05:33:32 No.46952038 Report

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>>46949299
Gardevoir would never stop wanting to battle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 05:34:03 No.46952043 Report

Quoted By: >>46955506

>>46951959
ligma balls lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 05:34:27 No.46952045 Report

Quoted By: >>46952051

>>46951959
>name faggot telling anyone anything

Dio Chrysostom

Dio Chrysostom Wed 28 Apr 2021 05:35:53 No.46952051 Report

Quoted By: >>46958345

>>46952045
Please refrain from using offensive and crude language. Thank you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 05:38:10 No.46952069 Report

Quoted By: >>46952123 >>46956497

>>46951987
But I don't feel comfortable about that considering how its been set out. I probably got this pokemon as a baby that hatched from an egg with the intention of growing it into a really strong competitive battler. I'd see them more like my child or a student or something, not really a romantic partner. They're likely not even a year old...its weird.
If the circumstances were different I'd possibly say yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 05:48:06 No.46952123 Report

Quoted By: >>46952320

>>46952069
So no issue with sending that year old to brutally cage fight Pokemon three times her size?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 06:25:20 No.46952289 Report

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IQDB still being down is driving me fucking insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 06:30:46 No.46952320 Report

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>>46952123
Well there is one big one being she clearly doesn't want to fight and for some horrible reason I'm making her still fight. Boxing/MMA instructors do hold competitions for their pupils to fight in, this is the same deal, so I don't think there's a major issue here IF she wanted to fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 07:23:23 No.46952532 Report

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>>46950669
being fat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 07:25:23 No.46952544 Report

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>>46951711
got no friends

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 08:08:41 No.46952732 Report

Quoted By: >>46952987 >>46958345

>pokemon from a generation nearing two decades old
>only 100 pages of art
how

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 09:25:08 No.46952987 Report

Quoted By: >>46958345

>>46952732
It is not furry looking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 09:39:32 No.46953019 Report

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>>46950218
Filtering the trash you don't like really does make the board better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 10:31:39 No.46953143 Report

Quoted By: >>46953202 >>46955255 >>46955608 >>46958345

I like to think all the posts advocating for garde wives are gardevoir themselves

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 10:55:07 No.46953202 Report

Quoted By: >>46954692

>>46953143
inter reality internet theory

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 12:34:58 No.46953567 Report

Quoted By: >>46958345

>>46951871
>wasting years
Without XP candies, training Pokémon takes a few weeks at most.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 15:13:49 No.46954692 Report

Quoted By: >>46954706

>>46953202

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 15:16:19 No.46954706 Report

Quoted By: >>46954866 >>46956436

>>46954692
So uncivilized.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 15:41:27 No.46954866 Report

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>>46954706
Dodge haymaker

Discombobulate

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 15:55:46 No.46954999 Report

Quoted By: >>46955015 >>46955068 >>46958345

>Little did they all realize this thread was part of OP's master plan

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 15:57:49 No.46955015 Report

Quoted By: >>46955246 >>46955255 >>46955258

>>46954999
You will never have a human bf.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 16:02:33 No.46955068 Report

Quoted By: >>46955384 >>46958345

>>46954999
>Gardevoir hands typed this thread
>Gardevoir hands have been puppeteering this entire thing
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 16:22:47 No.46955246 Report

Quoted By: >>46955258

>>46955015
>You will never have a human bf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 16:24:04 No.46955255 Report

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>>46955015
This you>>46953143?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 16:24:54 No.46955258 Report

Quoted By: >>46955290

>>46955015
>>46955246
gardebros... how will be recover?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 16:29:14 No.46955290 Report

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>>46955258
By using the move Calm Mind, then asking a Human out on a date. I hear human's like Ice Cream, so take them out on an ice cream date.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 16:39:26 No.46955349 Report

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>>46949322
>Those human ass shoulders and torso
fukin gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 16:43:18 No.46955384 Report

Quoted By: >>46955387 >>46955408 >>46955689 >>46955731 >>46958345

>>46955068
>Gardevoir hands have not only started every Ralts line thread but have also helped post in other Human x Pokemon threads
>It's all part of a larger plot to turn people into poke fuckers

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 16:44:20 No.46955387 Report

Quoted By: >>46958345

>>46955384

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 16:47:01 No.46955408 Report

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>>46955384
Fairies man...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 16:51:23 No.46955436 Report

Quoted By: >>46955557

No I'm not uploading selfies and advocating for humans to love their pokemon

Just like how I'm not angered by my trainer not asking me out already even though I can sense that he wants to

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 16:51:27 No.46955437 Report

Quoted By: >>46955493 >>46955506

Imagine if Garde's outfits changed depending the region you catched her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:01:42 No.46955493 Report

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>>46955437
>Gardevoir in North America

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:05:08 No.46955506 Report

Quoted By: >>46955524 >>46956146

>>46952043
>>46955437
How can you give your Gardevoir booba? I need a tutorial, mine is flat-chested.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:07:15 No.46955524 Report

Quoted By: >>46955541 >>46956146

>>46955506
make love to her every night

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:10:15 No.46955541 Report

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>>46955524
Completely wrong! That's actually how you make her grow immense love for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:10:53 No.46955546 Report

Quoted By: >>46955565 >>46955741

Fucking your Pokemon is gay, i send the gardevoir yo a rehabilitation camp and get it bonded to a gallade for a happy life and start training another ralts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:11:53 No.46955557 Report

Quoted By: >>46955619

>>46955436
Just ask your trainer out! Do the ice cream date!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:13:07 No.46955565 Report

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>>46955546
>t. gallade

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:17:37 No.46955591 Report

Quoted By: >>46955605 >>46955609 >>46955616 >>46955659

Gardevoir is the only pokemon I'd ever fug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:19:32 No.46955605 Report

Quoted By: >>46955632

>>46955591
Cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:20:31 No.46955608 Report

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>>46953143
very based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:20:33 No.46955609 Report

Quoted By: >>46955632

>>46955591

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:21:05 No.46955616 Report

Quoted By: >>46955633

>>46955591
and the only pokemon that would fug you

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:21:37 No.46955619 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955557
>those digits
We were so close to greatness

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:23:42 No.46955632 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955609
>>46955605
I regret nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:23:46 No.46955633 Report

Quoted By: >>46955651

>>46955616
Lies. They would rather fuck the chad stunfisk than get molested by your ugly ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:26:27 No.46955646 Report

Quoted By: >>46955680

Do gardes have any standards? What trainers would they not fuck?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:26:53 No.46955651 Report

Quoted By: >>46955687 >>46955927 >>46955932

>>46955633
post proof

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:27:43 No.46955659 Report

Quoted By: >>46955672

>>46955591
Imagine wanting to fug a pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:29:07 No.46955672 Report

Quoted By: >>46955682 >>46955685 >>46955745

>>46955659
>Haha yeah man imagine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:29:54 No.46955679 Report

Quoted By: >>46955693

>>46949929
>Mamui x Gardevoir
what in the goddamn...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:30:03 No.46955680 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955646
>Do gardes have any standards?
That depends on the Gardevoir. If some Gardevoir want to have a romantic & sexual relationship with a Muk while others want to have a romantic & sexual relationship with a Human, I'm pretty sure the standards are varied among the individuals of the species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:30:09 No.46955682 Report

Quoted By: >>46955701

>>46955672
What's she typing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:30:46 No.46955685 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955672
that would be funny ha ha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:31:05 No.46955687 Report

Quoted By: >>46955730

>>46955651
Leave both stunkchad in the daycare with one and they will FUCK. It wouldn’t even fuck you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:31:09 No.46955689 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955384
fairies are love
fairies are life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:32:15 No.46955693 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955679
I got weird ship art that is sadly the best I got for romantic stuff with shiny mega gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:33:32 No.46955701 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955682
more than half of this thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:36:22 No.46955730 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955687
you still aren't posting proof, here's mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:36:25 No.46955731 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955384
Insidious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:37:32 No.46955741 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955546
>gallade
>not charming Casanova male gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:37:40 No.46955745 Report

Quoted By: >>46955778 >>46955792 >>46955937

>>46955672
imagine your pokemon getting more and more flirty with you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:41:13 No.46955778 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955745

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:42:40 No.46955792 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955745
or getting a little more touchy with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:58:35 No.46955927 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955651
How am I supposed to read this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 17:59:30 No.46955932 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955651
I don't get it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:00:08 No.46955937 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955745
Sounds pretty cute desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:04:26 No.46955972 Report

Quoted By: >>46955986 >>46955987

Pokemon is cool battle animal. No fugs or hugs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:06:05 No.46955986 Report

Quoted By: >>46955995

>>46955972
>No fugs or hugs.
Wrong!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:06:06 No.46955987 Report

Quoted By: >>46956008

>>46955972
Gentle fugs and hugs after a battle well done

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:07:27 No.46955995 Report

Quoted By: >>46956060

>>46955986
Anime is not canon and Ash is a bad trainer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:08:43 No.46956008 Report

Quoted By: >>46956013 >>46956026 >>46956038

>>46955987
>battling with your wife
why

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:09:33 No.46956013 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956008
Maybe she wants to battle for sport? Its like if your wife was a MMA fighter or Boxer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:11:42 No.46956026 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956008
Well toned body and mind.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:13:22 No.46956038 Report

Quoted By: >>46956078

>>46956008
She's still a Pokemon, probably enjoys occasionally fighting. Her line has massive protective instincts, after all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:14:56 No.46956049 Report

Quoted By:

>>46949299
she will make a good housewife and mother of my pokéchildren

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:16:13 No.46956060 Report

Quoted By:

>>46955995
Sorry anon, its just facts. Pokemon do like hugging. Fugs are optional and should only happen if the two are adults.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:17:41 No.46956078 Report

Quoted By: >>46956111

>>46956038
Some pokemon are pacifist or just don't want to battle and enjoy living the chill and easy life. Even occasional fighting might be a no go for them. Anything's possible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:20:28 No.46956111 Report

Quoted By: >>46956141

>>46956078
>Anything's possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:23:22 No.46956141 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956111
oh no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:23:35 No.46956146 Report

Quoted By: >>46956216 >>46958345

>>46955506
>>46955524
Mine drank lots of milk while growing up :-)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:30:27 No.46956216 Report

Quoted By: >>46956228 >>46956271 >>46956581

>>46956146
Chose On-Model, those who are off-model are willing to betray its partner.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:31:33 No.46956228 Report

Quoted By: >>46956262

>>46956216
this plenty for a man like me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:34:59 No.46956262 Report

Quoted By: >>46956279 >>46956280 >>46956282 >>46958345

>>46956228
Wait...
You will do this to your Gardevoir?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:36:03 No.46956271 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956216
All Garde are great, booba size doesn't matter!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:37:01 No.46956279 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956262
strange

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:37:04 No.46956280 Report

Quoted By: >>46956315

>>46956262
Can't send a picture but I'd open the folds of her dress and pound her while her toothpick legs are wrapped around me and staring into her blushing face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:37:13 No.46956282 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956262
cursed image

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:39:23 No.46956304 Report

Quoted By: >>46956322

>The humans keep falling for the bait

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:40:18 No.46956315 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956280
and then sleep together in the afterglow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:41:01 No.46956322 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956304
Gardes trolling gardes trolling gardes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:43:12 No.46956338 Report

Quoted By: >>46956373 >>46956433

>Gardevoir threads always the most active threads on the board
lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:43:13 No.46956339 Report

Quoted By:

look at how cute this is! don't you wish you had the same?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:46:51 No.46956373 Report

Quoted By: >>46956385 >>46956418

>>46956338
>Eyeshadow on a Gardevoir
Oh no

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:48:18 No.46956385 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956373
they evolve

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:50:24 No.46956405 Report

Quoted By: >>46956426 >>46956429 >>46956443 >>46956803

Man I sure love Gardevoir! Huh? Ralts? Kirlia? Gallade? I don't know those, I only know Gardevoir!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:50:57 No.46956410 Report

Quoted By: >>46956416 >>46956429 >>46956433

Don't make her have to propose to you! She will put a ring on your finger and make you an honest anon! Keep being cute, see what happens!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:51:34 No.46956416 Report

Quoted By: >>46956442

>>46956410
is that a threat?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:51:44 No.46956418 Report

Quoted By: >>46956429 >>46956433

>>46956373
Prepare your body

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:52:34 No.46956426 Report

Quoted By: >>46956448 >>46956450

>>46956405
>tfw no fem gallade to protect you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:52:46 No.46956429 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956405
There's very little art of the others, don't blame the player blame the game.

>>46956410
>>46956418
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:52:56 No.46956433 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956338
>>46956410
>>46956418
>garde eyeshadow
MOAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:53:19 No.46956436 Report

Quoted By:

>>46954706
based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:53:42 No.46956442 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956416
Fuck around and find out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:54:03 No.46956443 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956405
You mean my son, daughter, and my brother-in-law?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:54:31 No.46956448 Report

Quoted By: >>46956597

>>46956426
Correct, there are no female gallades.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:54:31 No.46956450 Report

Quoted By: >>46956478 >>46956566

>>46956426
fem gallade would be pretty nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:56:35 No.46956478 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956450
magical

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 18:58:25 No.46956497 Report

Quoted By: >>46956560

>>46952069
>he would not enjoy the loving company of a tomboy Gardevoir wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:03:53 No.46956560 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956497
Who said I wouldn't? I just wouldn't date or marry someone I view as my child or student.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:04:28 No.46956566 Report

Quoted By: >>46956597

>>46956450
Never ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:05:43 No.46956581 Report

Quoted By: >>46956594 >>46956602

>>46956216
What's wrong with garde booba anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:06:30 No.46956594 Report

Quoted By: >>46956624

>>46956581
They don’t have them. They’re flat, super thin and have yuge eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:06:37 No.46956597 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956566
>>46956448
Sadness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:07:12 No.46956602 Report

Quoted By: >>46956640

>>46956581
it's inaccurate and reeks of "OC Donut Steel"
just have your Garde be a god damn Garde, they don't need balloons shoved up their dress to mimic human mammary glands that they don't even have.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:08:56 No.46956624 Report

Quoted By: >>46956631 >>46956651 >>46956662 >>46956681

>>46956594
Have you considered the premise that there could exist a Gardevoir with the move Transform and so could change their body to have breasts? Or it could use Trace to do something similar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:09:40 No.46956631 Report

Quoted By: >>46956703

>>46956624
giga cope offmodel fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:10:29 No.46956640 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956602
same with putting sex organs on them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:11:00 No.46956651 Report

Quoted By: >>46956703

>>46956624
Imagine forcing one to transform because you can’t appreciate their bizarre natural beauty. Cringe cringe cringe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:11:14 No.46956656 Report

Quoted By: >>46956698 >>46956704 >>46956763 >>46956867

I'm fine with Gardevoir boobers as long as they're petite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:11:44 No.46956662 Report

Quoted By: >>46956703

>>46956624
>there could exist a Gardevoir with the move Transform
No, there isn't
>Trace
Not how that works

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:13:41 No.46956681 Report

Quoted By: >>46957034

>>46956624
Let’s turn this around. Would you consider getting gallade tier hips if she found them attractive? I doubt it. No reason for anyone to bend to your every whim

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:15:12 No.46956698 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956656
My ads!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:15:41 No.46956703 Report

Quoted By: >>46956726 >>46956746

>>46956631
I'm simply stating a thing that could exist, we've never seen trace in action.
>>46956651
Who said anything about forcing them to do anything?
>>46956662
Event Pokemon do exist who have moves that the normal ones don't. Who's to say a Gardevoir with the move Transform can't exist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:15:41 No.46956704 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956656
based taste

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:16:03 No.46956711 Report

Quoted By:

You should let your garde sit on your face more often

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:16:33 No.46956717 Report

Quoted By: >>46956722 >>46956741

This thread was shit from the start.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:17:08 No.46956722 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956717
keep going

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:17:29 No.46956726 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956703
Cringe post cringe poster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:18:47 No.46956741 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956717
Shoo, the lizard thread is way worse go shit up that one if you want

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:19:12 No.46956746 Report

Quoted By: >>46956772 >>46956785

>>46956703
>Who's to say a Gardevoir with the move Transform can't exist?
That fact that it doesn't fucking exist and never will.
Game Freak will never give away a Transform Gardevoir, no Gardevoir will ever be able to have the move, and any fan-fiction that gives it to one will be mary sue shitters. Keep coping you off-model faggot.

Same to all those fags that give it Trace and then act like it makes it so that it can just mimic body parts of change it's biology. Trace just copies the ability.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:20:42 No.46956759 Report

Quoted By: >>46956777

We all like gardevoir in our own ways

Speaking of which, which of these hairstyles would you prefer?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:21:20 No.46956763 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956656
OH NO THE ADS, THE ADS

SAVE THE ADVERTISERS TRANNY JANNIES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:22:13 No.46956772 Report

Quoted By: >>46956850

>>46956746
>That fact that it doesn't fucking exist and never will.
Anything's possible in the World of Pokemon. Event Pokemon introduce a lot of unique situations like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:22:22 No.46956777 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956759
All of them except for 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:23:14 No.46956785 Report

Quoted By: >>46956850

>>46956746
>Trace just copies the ability.
Trace: Big Pecks or Thick Fat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:25:13 No.46956803 Report

Quoted By: >>46956830

>>46956405
It's a waifu thread not a ralts line discussion thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:26:57 No.46956822 Report

Quoted By: >>46956831 >>46956853 >>46956869

dont do
itsa zoophilia

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:27:47 No.46956830 Report

Quoted By: >>46956845

>>46956803
Well, gallade does look stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:27:55 No.46956831 Report

Quoted By: >>46956841

>>46956822
what real world animal is gardevoir based on based retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:28:48 No.46956841 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956831
1920s flapper women. (sadly extinct)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:29:13 No.46956845 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956830
It really does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:29:59 No.46956850 Report

Quoted By: >>46956858 >>46956908

>>46956772
>Event Pokemon though
When an event Gardevoir comes out with Transforms then you can parade that shit all around as much as you like but until then no Gardevoir can learn the move outside of shit-sues.

>>46956785
Trace doesn't give the Gardevoir bird muscle structure or layers of fat, no matter how much you degenerates would get off on that.

If you want to go with this stuff why not just stick to what Gardevoir can CANONICALLY do instead of trying to force it into roles that it's unable to perform? They're talented singers and can give good dreams or something. Stop trying to dress it up as a sex doll and just have a nice comfortable life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:30:28 No.46956853 Report

Quoted By: >>46957593

>>46956822
You mean Pokephilia? Animals exist in Pokemon (As stated by the Pokedex) so having sex with a regular animal is Zoophilia, but a Pokemon is a Pokemon not a Human nor an animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:31:35 No.46956858 Report

Quoted By: >>46956882

>>46956850
>Trace doesn't give the Gardevoir bird muscle structure or layers of fat, no matter how much you degenerates would get off on that.
How do you know that? Have you seen Trace used in any of the fiction?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:32:41 No.46956865 Report

Quoted By: >>46956908

idk this is pretty hot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:33:27 No.46956867 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956656
Imo all Gardevoirs are great, no matter boob or butt size

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:33:50 No.46956869 Report

Quoted By: >>46956912

>>46956822
Gard is a fairy not an animal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:34:43 No.46956876 Report

Quoted By:

>>46949299

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:35:41 No.46956882 Report

Quoted By: >>46956908

>>46956858
It's never done so in the manga, and besides it would never harshly alter the poor thing's biology because all Trace does it use psychic power to copy an ability. There's no NEED to alter the body or anything like that. It's pointless.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:41:00 No.46956908 Report

Quoted By: >>46956942

>>46956850
>Stop trying to dress it up as a sex doll and just have a nice comfortable life.
Why are you assuming thats what I want? I'm just expressing that its perfectly possible for a Gardevoir to look different from another Gardevoir and have different moves from the standard Gardevoir. I don't care either way because its all fictional. You can imagine these creatures however the hell you want.
>>46956865
I think its cute too, but also off-model. Personally I don't care if something's a little off model, but its a drawing, so who cares?
>>46956882
How do you know that? Trace has no flavor text describing how it work or what it does to a Pokemon besides "When it enters a battle, the Pokémon copies an opposing Pokémon's Ability." That's it.

Dio Chrysostom

Dio Chrysostom Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:41:41 No.46956912 Report

Quoted By: >>46956936

>>46956869
It’s a magical bipedal battle dog. It’s animal like in the context of the franchise. I even pointed out an episode with a ralts and kirlia that get used as beasts of burden and abandoned like dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:43:52 No.46956936 Report

Quoted By: >>46957223

>>46956912
Its a Pokemon not an animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:44:18 No.46956942 Report

Quoted By: >>46956960 >>46956978

>>46956908
>Why are you assuming thats what I want?
because you keep trying to give it boobs and come up with inane justifications for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:46:13 No.46956960 Report

Quoted By: >>46956969

>>46956942
just let people enjoy things

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:47:03 No.46956969 Report

Quoted By: >>46957119

>>46956960
just let people criticize things

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:47:59 No.46956978 Report

Quoted By: >>46957060

>>46956942
I'm only giving a reasonable explanation as to how these magical creatures can look however they want. You're out here making assumptions as to what my motives or intentions are, when there aren't any.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:49:25 No.46956993 Report

Quoted By: >>46957004 >>46957005 >>46957036

haha look at this cute couple

you should consider dating your garde :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:50:18 No.46957004 Report

Quoted By: >>46957058

>>46956993
I need to catch one first.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:50:24 No.46957005 Report

Quoted By: >>46958345

>>46956993
>you should consider dating your garde :)

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:53:22 No.46957034 Report

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>>46956681
Agreed! Your body is your body, no one should tell you how you should look. I'm only mentioning that if a Gardevoir had that move and wanted to have breast or look more human-like they could. Its their choice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:53:34 No.46957036 Report

Quoted By: >>46957147

>>46956993
>tfw all of the strong, close relationships started when a young boy captured or made friends with a young ralts or kirlia
>tfw you're all way too late to the party

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:55:40 No.46957057 Report

Quoted By: >>46957469 >>46958345

You know what happens if you're not royal to Gardie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:55:47 No.46957058 Report

Quoted By: >>46957211

>>46957004
you can catch a human male in the [CITY]

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 19:55:51 No.46957060 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956978
The fault is that your >reasonable explanation is more or less just "But Imagination!"

You can pretend all you want, anon, these are pretend creatures after all, but if your argument basically borders on "well hypothetically any Pokemon can have any move because imaginary world" then it's shit.

Here's a better explanation: You fucking injected the damn thing with Transform and basically genetically engineered it to do what you want. If you're going to make up explanations for how your Gardevoir has biological functions it doesn't have then why not just go all in on it and pull the inject card? At least THAT would make sense.

I'd still call you a degenerate, mind you, but at least if you just say you're injecting the Gardevoir to have the move there's a reason for it that isn't as retarded as the origin for Ash-Greninja.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:01:45 No.46957119 Report

Quoted By:

>>46956969
sure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:04:02 No.46957147 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957036
You could meet a Ralts/Kirlia/Gardevoir/Gallade who's already an adult and build up that relationship. A romance isn't guaranteed like all friendships, but you never know, love is mysterious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:11:41 No.46957211 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957058

Dio Chrysostom

Dio Chrysostom Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:14:15 No.46957223 Report

Quoted By: >>46957235

>>46956936
That’s why I said like. They’re the wild life of the Pokémon universe. They live in the wild and their relationship with humans isn’t all that different from the creatures of this world. As I’ve mentioned we have seen a ralts and a kirlia being used by miners like an ox would plow the field, along with other psychics. We also learned that they were abandoned by the townspeople once they left town. You could replace all the Pokémon with dogs and that scene wouldn’t look any different. And the townspeople aren’t even portrayed as bad people, they’re clearly sad about leaving their Pokémon behind in an abandoned mining town and there’s no condemnation from Ash and friends. It’s like it’s just another cruel fact of life. The episode pretty much ends with them the psychic Pokémon being alone in that one abandoned town with a group of ghost types.

You people just want to groom fictional dogs. It’s sad and I hope you seek help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:15:48 No.46957235 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957223
News flash: Humans too are wildlife.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:17:38 No.46957256 Report

Quoted By: >>46957275

I love hu- I mean gardevoir!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:19:58 No.46957273 Report

Quoted By:

>>46949299
If she wants sex, she has to work for it. No wins - no sex.
Yes i will sell my body to become the very best. (and female gardevoir is not that bad, i'm more worried about male machamp)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:20:05 No.46957275 Report

Quoted By: >>46957286

>>46957256

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:21:19 No.46957286 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957275
No. You are not Hatterene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:22:52 No.46957299 Report

Quoted By:

I would not have sex with it because I would prolly get aids, but will raise till it's last breath.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:26:20 No.46957323 Report

Quoted By: >>46958345

Hmmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:29:10 No.46957338 Report

Quoted By:

>>46949299
Fuck her and then use sex as a reward for her doing well in battle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:29:30 No.46957342 Report

Quoted By: >>46957370 >>46957456

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:32:11 No.46957362 Report

Quoted By: >>46957370 >>46957380

Exchanging hand made gifts with your Garde.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:33:26 No.46957370 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957342
>https://youtu.be/piH6cqIbFvk
>>46957362
Sounds cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:34:35 No.46957380 Report

Quoted By: >>46957409 >>46957423

>>46957362
What is a gardevoir's reaction upon being given a mega stone?

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:37:41 No.46957409 Report

Quoted By: >>46957422 >>46957423

>>46957380
>POV: You give Gardevoir a beautiful ring with a Gardevoirite attached.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:39:36 No.46957422 Report

Quoted By: >>46957438 >>46957442

>>46957409
sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:39:37 No.46957423 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957380
>>46957409
happy tears

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:41:30 No.46957438 Report

Quoted By: >>46957442

>>46957422
But you've never even kissed yet!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:42:08 No.46957442 Report

Quoted By: >>46957454

>>46957422
>>46957438
take the human for a dance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:43:18 No.46957454 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957442
Pick up and spin that human!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:43:22 No.46957456 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957342
That doesn't sound very loyal...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:44:21 No.46957458 Report

Quoted By: >>46957497 >>46957498

would you a banshee garde ghost?

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:44:48 No.46957463 Report

Quoted By: >>46957560 >>46957568

Nigger-lovers, the whole damn lot of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:45:46 No.46957469 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957057
>I-I'm sorry! She just popped up from the tall grass! I don't know what I was supposed to do!

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:47:21 No.46957482 Report

Quoted By: >>46957568

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:48:34 No.46957497 Report

Quoted By: >>46957502 >>46957510

>>46957458
I don't even know if I can a regular Gardevoir, a Ghost Gardevoir might physically kill me if we even tried.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:48:34 No.46957498 Report

Quoted By: >>46957510

>>46957458
I like the idea!

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:49:26 No.46957502 Report

Quoted By: >>46957537 >>46957574

>>46957497
>I don't even know if I can a regular Gardevoir
What did he mean by this

Don't worry, if you're unsure she'll take over.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:50:17 No.46957510 Report

Quoted By: >>46957524 >>46957574

>>46957497
>>46957498
I like edgy gardes that look terrifying outside but are still a garde at heart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:52:01 No.46957524 Report

Quoted By: >>46957601

>>46957510
I think a ghost mon could use the most love. It must be a lonely existence.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:52:48 No.46957531 Report

Quoted By: >>46957564 >>46957578 >>46957587 >>46958345

>>46949299
>dating any sort of Psychic
Fuck no,the only safe place in the world is ones's head
And knowing that you have someone at your side that can read thoughts would be mentally exhausting

Imagine being with them exploring and seeing a Poke kid.You are fucked forever in their eyes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:53:28 No.46957537 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957502
Don't worry, your soul isn't ripped out of your very body and bound to her forever. Just do it once to see if you like embracing her and she'll let you go I'm sure!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:56:44 No.46957560 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957463
On Jah bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:57:30 No.46957564 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957531
what if you sense her reaction to seeing one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:57:48 No.46957568 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957463
>>46957482
>the whole damn lot for you
>posts 2 images
Fag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:58:13 No.46957574 Report

Quoted By: >>46957588 >>46957592

>>46957502
I meant if we biologically can't. I'd love to try, I just don't want to hurt her or vise versa.
>>46957510
>Still a Garde at heart
This doesn't mean anything! The species of Gardevoir don't have innate personalities, that's specific to the particular Gardevoir. You could have a really scary looking Gardevoir, but who on the inside is really sweet and loving. That ain't a Gardevoir thing, that's a *her* thing.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:58:14 No.46957575 Report

Quoted By:

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 20:58:42 No.46957578 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957531
She'll let you in hers if you let her in yours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:00:05 No.46957587 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957531
begone abomination

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:00:11 No.46957588 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957574
>You could have a really scary looking Gardevoir, but who on the inside is really sweet and loving.
Yeah I meant this, something more like a phantom gaurdian angel thing. And you're right, not something every gardevoir would have.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:00:32 No.46957592 Report

Quoted By: >>46957638

>>46957574
>I just don't want to hurt her
Are you kidding me? You know how tough Pokemon are, a regular man would be hard pressed to cause serious damage unless they were really trying.
And she'd be as gentle as possible, she's the protector Pokemon. It'd probably destroy her mentally if she damaged you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:00:32 No.46957593 Report

Quoted By: >>46957624

>>46956853
I’m 99.9% sure that’s not the case. Early on there’s sighting of real animals in the anime because they didn’t have many to fill in the gaps but they started getting retconned out as more Pokémon began to fill the roles of certain animals.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:01:43 No.46957601 Report

Quoted By: >>46957633

>>46957524
>It freezes hikers who have come to climb snowy mountains and carries them back to its home. It only goes after men it thinks are handsome.
Froslass, you're describing a Froslass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:04:28 No.46957624 Report

Quoted By: >>46957658 >>46957666 >>46957834

>>46957593
Here's Raichu's dex entry in Pokemon Sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:05:25 No.46957633 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957601
Considering it would kill me Froslass gets no love from me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:05:49 No.46957638 Report

Quoted By: >>46957643 >>46957654

>>46957592
We don't know how pokemon reproduce. I don't know if a human attempting to reproduce with one can harm them physically, I know how tough Pokemon are, but there honestly might just be biological things we couldn't do together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:06:32 No.46957643 Report

Quoted By: >>46957670 >>46957737

>>46957638
Seem to reproduce the conventional way to me, benis in bagina.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:07:22 No.46957654 Report

Quoted By: >>46957737

>>46957638
Don't worry anon! You can still hold m- I mean their leek hands!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:07:42 No.46957658 Report

Quoted By: >>46957674

>>46957624
I’m aware of it. Might have been an oversight. That one leaked guide for 3rd parties mentions there’s no animals because the pokemon replace them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:09:09 No.46957666 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957624
>It also glows in the dark

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:09:23 No.46957670 Report

Quoted By: >>46957685

>>46957643
Based on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:09:38 No.46957674 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957658
That 3rd Party book is for 3rd party properties, not the main series or core stuff. Not to mention that 3rd party guide might be older than the Sun and Shield dex, which we would take at face value first before anything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:10:05 No.46957675 Report

Quoted By: >>46957739

Should I post it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:11:18 No.46957685 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957670
Pokemon 'daycares.' What, you think every Pokemon reproduces by budding or something? They all produce eggs, which means they carry ovaries and I presume a womb.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:17:00 No.46957737 Report

Quoted By: >>46957761 >>46957850

>>46957643
We don't have any evidence of this. If its possible and safe for both of us, absolutely I'd a Gardevoir GF/Wife.
>>46957654
Imagine...Holding hands, kissing, cuddling, telling each other we love one another, talking about our feelings, comforting each other on bad days, celebrating good days, sleeping in the same bed, waking up next to one another, going out on dates, hugging you real tight, and one day... proposing to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:17:25 No.46957739 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957675
Sure, crash the thread with no survivors.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:19:22 No.46957761 Report

Quoted By: >>46957808

>>46957737
>spoiler
yeah this! you should totally do this!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:24:54 No.46957808 Report

Quoted By: >>46957846

>>46957761
I would, but sadly the Gardevoir I know doesn't like me like that. She's super serious and not interested in humans romantically, but she loves battling and it makes her happy! That's enough for me, other fish in the sea ya know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:28:37 No.46957834 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957624
To be fair, the Indian elephant thing is an established meme associated with Raichu

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:30:23 No.46957846 Report

Quoted By: >>46957890 >>46957901 >>46958059

>>46957808
what happens to gardes not interested in being romantically involved with their trainers? Do they start families after their trainer releases them? Or locked away in a box for eternity? Don't do any of this, make sure to marry her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:31:04 No.46957850 Report

Quoted By: >>46957882 >>46957885

>>46957737
wish that kind of love was real irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:35:02 No.46957882 Report

Quoted By: >>46957904

>>46957850
It could be if you did something productive with your life instead of being a shut in imagining yourself grooming a creature from a children’s franchise

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:35:42 No.46957885 Report

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>>46957850
You and me both man

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:35:51 No.46957888 Report

Quoted By: >>46957917 >>46958298

>makes /vp/ seethe uncontrollably
How do they do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:36:03 No.46957890 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957846
They can do-exist? I mean what the fuck, not everything has to be a romance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:37:23 No.46957901 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957846
>Do they start families after their trainer releases them?
What horrible person would do this? Unless the Gardevoir/Gallade wanted to be released, you shouldn't release them just because they rejected you. You've got bigger issues than a little heartbreak if that's what your doing. If the Gardevoir wanted to start a family up with another Pokemon (say like one in your team) they can.
>Or locked away in a box for eternity?
That's horrible too! Just let them choose what they want to do. If anything see if they would be okay with living in a Pelago or doing whatever Ash or Goh does with their non-active mons. If they choose to be released you can do that instead.
>make sure to marry her.
You can't make somebody marry you. Rejection happens, grow from it and move on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:37:37 No.46957904 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957882
I worked away my life for my family, I just wanna have somebody with me before I off myself. People IRL don't care about you other than an economic unit.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:39:31 No.46957917 Report

Quoted By: >>46957946

>>46957888
Because Gardevoir are the Mary Sue of waifumons. They're cute, enchanting, beautiful, and even sexy...oh you mean both Gardevoir AND Gallade? Gallade was barely a blip on the radar, let alone them with Gardevoir.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:42:50 No.46957942 Report

Quoted By: >>46957945 >>46957947

I'm gonna poke her butt

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:43:18 No.46957945 Report

Quoted By: >>46957960

>>46957942
I'm gonna slap her butt

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:43:21 No.46957946 Report

Quoted By: >>46957959

>>46957917
I meant the two of them together specifically. All the pokefuckers here really can't handle seeing their monster waifu with her own kind.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:43:32 No.46957947 Report

Quoted By: >>46957960

>>46957942
I'm gonna tell her, her butt is cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:44:49 No.46957959 Report

Quoted By: >>46957969 >>46957982 >>46957992

>>46957946
>. All the pokefuckers here really can't handle seeing their monster waifu with her own kind.
I can! I imagine Gardevoir with loads of other Pokemon, like Bisharp, Lucario, and Infernape.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:44:59 No.46957960 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957945
>>46957947
Po-o-o-oke
Plushy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:46:06 No.46957969 Report

Quoted By: >>46957979 >>46958003

>>46957959
What about my son stunfisk?

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:47:28 No.46957979 Report

Quoted By: >>46958025

>>46957969
Out of all the ships (which there's pretty much everything with gardevoir)

you choose stunfisk?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:47:41 No.46957982 Report

Quoted By: >>46957992 >>46958028

>>46957959
Cool. I will always prefer vanilla.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:48:52 No.46957992 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957982
>>46957959
nice

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:49:45 No.46958003 Report

Quoted By: >>46958064

>>46957969
Even though I don't like Stunfisk, they are out there slapping Garde-ass so they get 5% of my respect. I imagine Gardevoir with all Amorphous Pokemon, Human-Like Pokemon, and regular Humans. Its cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:50:56 No.46958022 Report

Quoted By: >>46958037 >>46958038

>nom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:51:16 No.46958025 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957979
Stunfisk needs love too. Nothing wrong with him wanting to start a family with a garde he met down the pond.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:51:29 No.46958028 Report

Quoted By: >>46958062

>>46957982
Vanilla is (Male) Gardevoir x (Female) Gardevoir. Gallade didn't exist when Gardevoir came out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:52:36 No.46958037 Report

Quoted By:

>>46958022
>Gardevoir Traced Water Absorb

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:52:40 No.46958038 Report

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>>46958022

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:54:36 No.46958054 Report

Quoted By:

I think this ship is somewhat cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:54:55 No.46958059 Report

Quoted By:

>>46957846
>>46957846
Just because she rejected your creepy ass doesn't give you an excuse to effectively force her into a marriage so you can rape her

Get a life

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:55:08 No.46958062 Report

Quoted By: >>46958082

>>46958028
Male Garde x female Garde is great too! Though by vanilla I meant anyone within her own species. A male Garde or a Gallade are equally likely mates, but I just like Gallade a lot more.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:55:14 No.46958064 Report

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>>46958003
Also props to that Female Stunfisk out in the wild spanking Gallade's ass on a daily bases. She got her mate WHIPPED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:56:40 No.46958082 Report

Quoted By: >>46958126

>>46958062
>her own species
*Evolutionary Line. Gallade and Gardevoir are different species.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:57:56 No.46958088 Report

Quoted By: >>46958092 >>46958098 >>46958110

last for...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:59:04 No.46958092 Report

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>>46958088
Getting squashed by Gardeass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 21:59:29 No.46958098 Report

Quoted By: >>46958114

>>46958088
Love! Care! Respect! ANND...TRUST!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:01:05 No.46958110 Report

Quoted By: >>46958119 >>46958345

>>46958088
>last image
feels bad man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:01:27 No.46958114 Report

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>>46958098
amen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:02:08 No.46958119 Report

Quoted By: >>46958211 >>46958345

>>46958110
>image/bump limit in less than a day
woah... so this is the power of gardefags...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:02:31 No.46958126 Report

Quoted By: >>46958158

>>46958082
I don't think so. The Ralts line is one species the way I see it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:06:16 No.46958158 Report

Quoted By: >>46958165

>>46958126
Ralts is a species, Kirlia is a species, Gardevoir is a species, Gallade is a species. They all exist within the same evolutionary line. That's how Pokemon works. Its why when the whole "Species Clause" is referenced its based around the specific species of Pokemon not the evolutionary line. Its also why the phrase "There are over 800 different species of pokemon" exists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:07:04 No.46958163 Report

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new thread? or build up autism for later?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:07:24 No.46958165 Report

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>>46958158
Yeah I'm aware but that's really cringe. To me an evolutionary line is one species. Simple as.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:08:49 No.46958182 Report

Quoted By: >>46958192 >>46958203 >>46958246

>Your gardevoir, with no prompting, gently takes your hand and places it on their horn, smiling at you with an expectant look in their eyes.

What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:09:59 No.46958192 Report

Quoted By: >>46958296

>>46958182
Place her pokeball in her hands!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:11:28 No.46958203 Report

Quoted By: >>46958296

>>46958182
>"..Umm..I-I don't understand what this gesture means -Gardevoir name here-, you're telepathic can you tell me?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:13:03 No.46958211 Report

Quoted By: >>46958247

>>46958119
This threads attract an ungodly amount of autism. I wish tailschad was here to witness it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:16:45 No.46958246 Report

Quoted By: >>46958296

>>46958182
Take her other hand in mine, of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:16:51 No.46958247 Report

Quoted By:

>>46958211
This is what happens when trainers leave their gardevoir home alone with a computer...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:22:49 No.46958296 Report

Quoted By: >>46958317 >>46958475

>>46958192
>She telekinetically pockets her Pokeball and continues to smile at you with an expectant look in their eyes...
>>46958203
>>46958246
>Gardevoir's horn and body warms to your touch. You feel a slightly rapid pulse coming from its horn.
>They lean in to your face and attempt to kiss you...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:22:55 No.46958298 Report

Quoted By: >>46958328 >>46958391

>>46957888
How the fuck were people seething? OP's prompt has no mention of Gallade, are you just upset that your ship isn't as popular?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:24:41 No.46958317 Report

Quoted By: >>46958341

>>46958296
>I shrug with the claw-like hands holding my arm
say.. how long have we known each other?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:25:41 No.46958328 Report

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>>46958298
Right? I much prefer Gardevoir x trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:26:43 No.46958341 Report

Quoted By: >>46958355

>>46958317
>say.. how long have we known each other?
A few years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:27:00 No.46958345 Report

Quoted By:

>>46953567
>>46951871
Literally just got a Ralts up to level 33, and now have a Gardevoir in a day or two of playing Pokemon Platinum

>>46952051
Namefags are newfags it seems

>>46952732
>>46952987
Good, the world needs less Pokemon porn, let alone Gardevoir porn

If anything, it needs more Gardenia porn

>>46953143
>>46954999
>>46955068
>>46955384
>>46955387
Ok now I'm scared
>>46956146
I regret buying that one bottle of moomoo milk
>>46956262
Guys come on, this is why nobody respects Gardevoir trainers
>>46957005
STOP
>>46957057
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>46957323
cute

>>46957531
ANON WHY

>>46958110
>>46958119
I was gonna post Gardenia...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:27:56 No.46958355 Report

Quoted By: >>46958410

>>46958341
How long do you know your gardevoir until you go full on kablam; embracing every night?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:31:56 No.46958391 Report

Quoted By:

>>46958298
People always seethe when I post it
>are you just upset that your ship isn't as popular
:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:33:25 No.46958410 Report

Quoted By: >>46958787

>>46958355
I think about a few months or a year, it really does depend on how the relationship's progressed. If you both had feelings for one another and it built up quickly, I could see it happening just a few weeks in. Before you both just start sleeping together every night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:40:20 No.46958475 Report

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>>46958296
>*Kissu*
>"O-oh..."
>Go in for seconds!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:48:11 No.46958543 Report

Quoted By: >>46958557 >>46958749

Bros do we know if they made it into snap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 22:50:17 No.46958557 Report

Quoted By:

>>46958543
AFAIK no, but they might?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 23:10:00 No.46958749 Report

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>>46958543
Would a wild Ralts line pokemon pose if they noticed someone aiming a camera at them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 23:13:55 No.46958787 Report

Quoted By:

>>46958410
well if that's the case the night will getting pretty steamy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 23:15:11 No.46958797 Report

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Fuck gardebros, are we at bump limit now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 23:34:10 No.46958973 Report

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gardebros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Apr 2021 23:38:50 No.46959008 Report

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Gardebros, I wish you all a great day with your Gardevoirs, and see you all in the next thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Apr 2021 00:22:56 No.46959294 Report

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>>46949299
>Thread surpassed image+bump limit
Why even live anymore bros....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Apr 2021 01:15:15 No.46959692 Report

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Last for happy, pleasant and comfy relationships with Hatterene

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Apr 2021 01:16:30 No.46959704 Report

Quoted By: >>46959716

WTF is this thread doing at the top of the page?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Apr 2021 01:17:58 No.46959716 Report

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>>46959704
It's not, anon, it's at the bottom

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