[13 / 2 / ?]
>torracat laid defeated as eternatus' bad game design virus spread throughout galar
>Tch. Well, at least I never evolved
>BRAVE WARRIOR!
>zacian & zamazenta crashed in front of torracat
>IT IS I, ZACIAN! AWOOOO!!
>IT IS I, ZAMAZENTA! AWOHHH!!
>torracat crawled away while the two posed in a cutscene
>Must… escape…
>the duo noticed & zamazenta blocked his path
>BRAVE WARRIOR! MY SHIELD NOW PROTECTS YOU!
>torracat was involuntarily healed by zamazenta's cheer
>NO!
>torracat ran but was blocked by zacian
>MY SWORD NOW AIDS YOU!
>LET ME OUT!
>torracat, involuntarily fully healed by zacian's cheer, desperately ran to the last opening before running into dubwool who suddenly popped in due to low render distance
>Baaahhhh~!
>A PARTY OF 4!
>WE CAN’T LOSE!
>AAAAAAA!!!
>the raid battle started
>SWORD THAT IS SACRED BUT NOT SACRED SWORD! AWOOOO!!
>the party's atk involuntarily rose by 1 as zacian slashed eternatus
>I DON'T KNOW BODY PRESS BUT I'M PRESSING MY BODY AGAINST YOU! AWOHHH!!
>the party's def involuntarily rose by 1 as zamazenta ran into eternatus
>Baaahhhh~!
>dubwool used body slam
>eternatus as scripted went to 1 HP
>BRAVE WARRIOR! DEFEAT THIS LEGENDARY POKEMON & FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT!
>…No
>the broken camera zoomed to torracat's mind & a bipedal feline silhouette opened its glowing red eyes
>NO NO NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO!!!
>BRAVE WARRIOR! ALLOW ME TO DEFEAT THE LEGENDARY FOR YOU! AWOHHH!!
>torracat tried to run but the battlefield was too unnecessarily big as zamazenta defeated eternatus
>ROOAARRR!!!
>I HAVE A SWORD!
>I HAVE NO MOVES!
>Baaahhhh~!
>[Torracat gained a lot of Exp. Points!]
>NOOOOOOO!!!
>torracat began glowing & changed into the bipedal shape he feared before tripping & faceplanting to a complete stop
>the face-down pokemon began to sob
>BRAVE WARRIOR! GOOD-BYE!
>YOU'RE GROSS NOW! GOOD-BYE!
>Baaahhhh~!
>the 3 probably flew away off-screen due to 3 sound effects
>the evolved pokemon & eternatus' corpse remained
>I just… wanted… to die… hhhhh… hhhhhhhhhh…
>Tch. Well, at least I never evolved
>BRAVE WARRIOR!
>zacian & zamazenta crashed in front of torracat
>IT IS I, ZACIAN! AWOOOO!!
>IT IS I, ZAMAZENTA! AWOHHH!!
>torracat crawled away while the two posed in a cutscene
>Must… escape…
>the duo noticed & zamazenta blocked his path
>BRAVE WARRIOR! MY SHIELD NOW PROTECTS YOU!
>torracat was involuntarily healed by zamazenta's cheer
>NO!
>torracat ran but was blocked by zacian
>MY SWORD NOW AIDS YOU!
>LET ME OUT!
>torracat, involuntarily fully healed by zacian's cheer, desperately ran to the last opening before running into dubwool who suddenly popped in due to low render distance
>Baaahhhh~!
>A PARTY OF 4!
>WE CAN’T LOSE!
>AAAAAAA!!!
>the raid battle started
>SWORD THAT IS SACRED BUT NOT SACRED SWORD! AWOOOO!!
>the party's atk involuntarily rose by 1 as zacian slashed eternatus
>I DON'T KNOW BODY PRESS BUT I'M PRESSING MY BODY AGAINST YOU! AWOHHH!!
>the party's def involuntarily rose by 1 as zamazenta ran into eternatus
>Baaahhhh~!
>dubwool used body slam
>eternatus as scripted went to 1 HP
>BRAVE WARRIOR! DEFEAT THIS LEGENDARY POKEMON & FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT!
>…No
>the broken camera zoomed to torracat's mind & a bipedal feline silhouette opened its glowing red eyes
>NO NO NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO!!!
>BRAVE WARRIOR! ALLOW ME TO DEFEAT THE LEGENDARY FOR YOU! AWOHHH!!
>torracat tried to run but the battlefield was too unnecessarily big as zamazenta defeated eternatus
>ROOAARRR!!!
>I HAVE A SWORD!
>I HAVE NO MOVES!
>Baaahhhh~!
>[Torracat gained a lot of Exp. Points!]
>NOOOOOOO!!!
>torracat began glowing & changed into the bipedal shape he feared before tripping & faceplanting to a complete stop
>the face-down pokemon began to sob
>BRAVE WARRIOR! GOOD-BYE!
>YOU'RE GROSS NOW! GOOD-BYE!
>Baaahhhh~!
>the 3 probably flew away off-screen due to 3 sound effects
>the evolved pokemon & eternatus' corpse remained
>I just… wanted… to die… hhhhh… hhhhhhhhhh…
