Tell a story, good or bad, funny or sad, from your life. Pokemon related.

>playing RS at a friend's house
>friend is a spoiled shithead kid, was kind of a "That Kid."
>we plan to see what the DeepSeaTooth/Scale do
>according to gamefaqs, they're a trade evolution for Clampearl
>he uses the tooth, myself the scale
>his Clampearl evolves to Huntail
>let's fucking gooo this thing looks tight
>pan to the other gameboy where my Clampearl starts evolving
>turns to Gorebyss
>friend laughs in my face saying I got a girly Pokemon
>we trade back, I read it's Pokedex description
>"Although GOREBYSS is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this POKéMON inserts its thin mouth into the prey's body and drains the prey of its body fluids."
>holy shit that's messed up, awesome
>keep it to myself, but gain an incredibly appreciation for Gorebyss
To this day it's one of my top 3 faves for sure. Even transferred that specific Gorebyss into DP where I raised it to 100 and kept it as my Surf travel bro