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Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 13:29:12 No.47027682 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>47027691 >>47029039 >>47029417 >>47030814 >>47033440 >>47034659 >>47035321

>MISUTA MERRIKU!!!!!!!!
>Oh god oh shit oh fuck
>WHYA DEY SAY POKKETSU MONSUTAH SNAPPU ROOK BETTAH THAN SUWAHDO AND SHIERDO?!
>Masuda-san I...
>RE CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO COMPETO WITHA BANDAI, WE ARR SMARR INDIE COMPANYYYYUUUU
>T-They... The models... C-C-Creatures...
>YOUA NEEDA TO FIXA DIS MISUTAH MERRIKUUUUUU
>Sir I'm doing what I can... I paid some Mexicans at home depot to review bomb Snap...
>IT ISSA NOT ENOUGH! YOUA NEED TO DO MORE! WE NEEDA YOU TO DEFEND US ONNU TWITTAH!
>Y-Yes sir! I'll get right on it!
>GOOD. BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW WHATTA WIRR HAPPEN IF YOU DO NOT.
>B-Bugsu...
>IN ANUSSU!
>C-C-Can I at least have a day off to see my girlfriend sir? It's her birthday and...
>DON'TA YOU WORRY ABOUT HER MISUTAH MERRIKU. ME AND OHMORI-SAN GONNA TAKE REAR GOOD CARE OFFA HER. WE EVEN GOT A CAMURAH AND ARE GOING TO MAKE OUR OWNU SNAPPU.
>S-Sir...Please... Not again...
>ARE YOUA BACKTALKING ME MISUTAH MERRIKU?!
>No! I would never!
>YES... GOOD... NOW GETTA TO WORK. *disconnects*
>Why didn't I make a Digimon fansite...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 13:30:17 No.47027691 Report

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>>47027682
https://vocaroo.com/OP1Mt6p2Kl

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 14:09:07 No.47028007 Report

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>>47027691
>that slap
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 15:59:39 No.47028843 Report

Quoted By: >>47028996 >>47029003 >>47029163 >>47029177 >>47029200 >>47030123 >>47031911 >>47034523 >>47034737

Is it true that he

A) abandoned his gf to go report on new pokemon snap all day and

B) that hes an occasional mod that comes round every so often to delete threads making fun of him (like this one)?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:03:27 No.47028875 Report

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>>47027691
LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:04:19 No.47028879 Report

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>>47027691
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:05:05 No.47028888 Report

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>>47027691
lel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:17:46 No.47028996 Report

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>>47028843
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:18:12 No.47029003 Report

Quoted By: >>47029177

>>47028843
>A) abandoned his gf to go report on new pokemon snap all day and
100% accurate, the truth is on his twitter.
>B) that hes an occasional mod that comes round every so often to delete threads making fun of him (like this one)?
Suspected, but unproven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:19:53 No.47029015 Report

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>>47028996
Best respond ever, lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:22:35 No.47029039 Report

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>>47027682
Angry masuda posts are fine, but this one is garbage and I'm glad the mod keeps deleting it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:24:18 No.47029056 Report

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>>47027691
The man who made this classic was too talented for this fucking board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:33:33 No.47029155 Report

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>>47027691
kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:34:14 No.47029163 Report

Quoted By: >>47029177

>>47028843
>abandoned his gf to go report on new pokemon snap all day and
To add to this, it was her BIRTHDAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:35:05 No.47029168 Report

Quoted By: >>47029212

>>47029039
Okay Joe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:35:35 No.47029173 Report

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>>47027691
An absolute legend

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:36:11 No.47029177 Report

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>>47028843
>>47028996
>>47029003
>>47029163
>Abandons his girlfriend to go play Pokemon Snap on her fucking birthday
>She's forced to spend it alone on Animal Crossing
So how long until she leaves him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:38:12 No.47029195 Report

Quoted By: >>47029472 >>47029587

>>47029177
girls like it when you show confidence

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:38:55 No.47029200 Report

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>>47028843
>abandoned his gf to go report on new pokemon snap all day
https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeMerrick/status/1387444881774292992

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:39:37 No.47029212 Report

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>>47029168
Eat Ishihara's dick faggot. I'm saying I want more of these posts and adding Joe has been good in previous ones but this one has a clear lack of engrish and was probably made by a tourist who also wants more but doesn't know how to make them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:41:44 No.47029226 Report

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>>47029212
Hitting a little too close to home for you, Mistah Merriku?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 16:42:58 No.47029237 Report

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>>47029212
Let's see you do better then, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 17:01:07 No.47029417 Report

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>>47027682
Whenever Merrick closes his eyes he can see a very faint outline of angry Masuda inside of his eyelids

>>47029212
Something bugging you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 17:03:31 No.47029452 Report

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>>47029177
Were it not for his Pokémon fame, nobody would date Joe. He is so obtuse, arrogant, and pretentious. He lacks charm, wit, or physical appeal. She is using him to boost her own brand. Nothing more, nothing less.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 17:05:21 No.47029472 Report

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>>47029195
There's a difference between confidence and being a complete asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 17:05:42 No.47029475 Report

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>>47027691
ahahahhaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 17:07:07 No.47029493 Report

Quoted By: >>47029593 >>47032114

>>47028996
what the fuck i hate Joe now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 17:13:33 No.47029587 Report

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>>47029195
Spotted the virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 17:14:07 No.47029593 Report

Quoted By: >>47030594

>>47029493
You should have already desu. He's a cocky asshole who literally considers himself the only acceptable Pokemon media outlet. This mother fucker genuinely thinks he is the liaison between GF and the community.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 18:17:07 No.47030123 Report

Quoted By: >>47030609 >>47030662 >>47034045 >>47035871

>>47028843
He also left his brother's wedding to post about pokemon

>>47028843
>B) that hes an occasional mod that comes round every so often to delete threads making fun of him (like this one)?
Yes

he quickly banned me because I posted pic related in his thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 19:09:44 No.47030594 Report

Quoted By: >>47035860

>>47029593
Didn't he write an open letter to gamefreak thanking them for making pokemon by claiming himself to be THE voice of the community?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 19:10:54 No.47030609 Report

Quoted By: >>47030621 >>47030626

>>47030123
Wait I don't get the image

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 19:12:27 No.47030621 Report

Quoted By: >>47030671 >>47035871

>>47030609
Joe posted a tweet of his and he didn't notice that he left 'view tweet activity which only appears for account owners
When I first pointed it out in a comment the thread was instantly deleted

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 19:13:15 No.47030626 Report

Quoted By: >>47030662 >>47030671 >>47035871

>>47030609
The view tweets UI element is only visible to a person who made the tweet to begin with

Joe literally screened his own screen and posted it on 4chan pretending to be someone else that screened it disregarding that one little detail that gives him away. Its just one of many examples of him being a brainlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 19:16:15 No.47030662 Report

Quoted By: >>47035871

>>47030123
>>47030626
It's not even the first time he's done it. How does someone repeat that same mistake? If I were in his shoes I'd be careful about any image I post on /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 19:17:05 No.47030671 Report

Quoted By: >>47030690

>>47030621
>>47030626
Fucking KEK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 19:18:52 No.47030690 Report

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>>47030671
and it's not the first time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 19:20:13 No.47030699 Report

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>>47028996
This is just sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 19:22:53 No.47030735 Report

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>>47030690
Lmao joe's true thoughts on LGPE and XY are unveiled

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 19:29:22 No.47030788 Report

Quoted By: >>47030810

>>47030690
what a fucking tool

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 19:31:00 No.47030798 Report

Quoted By: >>47030810

>>47030690
Jesus fuck this is sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 19:32:29 No.47030810 Report

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>>47030798
>>47030788
>>47030735
and he denied that on twitter by saying "i don't use light mode on twitter so it's obviously fake"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 19:33:32 No.47030814 Report

Quoted By:

>>47027682
This is funny as fuck, but in all seriousness I still prefer SwSh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 20:32:57 No.47031299 Report

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>>47029039
And as soon as it dose guess what happens Joe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 20:35:11 No.47031325 Report

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>>47027691
>I ried, it's what I do
Oof the accuracy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 21:48:14 No.47031894 Report

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>>47027691
this should have been put in museums of art
it's a masterpiece

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 21:50:21 No.47031911 Report

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>>47028996
>>47028843
I don't see what's wrong with this. He probably has to work on her birthday so they celebrated early.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 21:56:13 No.47031952 Report

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>>47027691
holy fuck this is great

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 21:58:15 No.47031973 Report

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>>47030690
>randomly mentioning website coverage on top of the botched self-screenshot
Doubly unsubtle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 22:16:31 No.47032114 Report

Quoted By: >>47032330

>>47029493
>now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 22:18:40 No.47032131 Report

Quoted By: >>47032421

>>47030690
Can't he be cancelled for saying retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 22:44:27 No.47032330 Report

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>>47032114
i didn't even know who he was until 2 weeks ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 22:56:26 No.47032421 Report

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>>47032131
>implying his retarded fanbase will believe this after he denied it because "lol i don't use light mode so it's fake xD'

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 00:52:59 No.47033277 Report

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>>47027691
Fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 01:00:31 No.47033315 Report

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>>47027691
are there any more like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 01:05:59 No.47033348 Report

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>>47027691
oh fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 01:09:34 No.47033366 Report

Quoted By: >>47033371 >>47033382 >>47033395

>>47027691
lmfao wtf is that background music from

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 01:10:33 No.47033371 Report

Quoted By: >>47033384

>>47033366
bruh are you being serious
its the silph co theme

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 01:11:42 No.47033379 Report

Quoted By: >>47035720

>>47030690
>says "retard" 2 times
how long till he gets cancelled in twitter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 01:12:02 No.47033382 Report

Quoted By: >>47033391

>>47033366
Holy fuck anon how old are you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 01:12:23 No.47033384 Report

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>>47033371
I've never played a pokemon game with the volume on for more than 30 seconds

I probably have at least 1,500 hours in them too

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 01:13:34 No.47033391 Report

Quoted By: >>47034671 >>47034717 >>47034793 >>47034876 >>47034931 >>47036446

>>47033382
25 faggot I'm older than 90% of this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 01:14:50 No.47033395 Report

Quoted By:

>>47033366
>>47033384
The Silph Co./Cerulean Cave theme is iconic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 01:18:09 No.47033413 Report

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>>47033384
>Playing without volume
Zero soul.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 01:18:42 No.47033417 Report

Quoted By: >>47034829

>>47027691
There's also this gem
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZnuKCd-yI8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 01:23:35 No.47033440 Report

Quoted By:

>>47027682
This will never stop being fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 01:29:49 No.47033464 Report

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>>47033384
>I've never played a pokemon game with the volume on for more than 30 seconds
Imagine being this retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 01:34:45 No.47033489 Report

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>>47028996
>that response
holy fucking cringe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 02:32:23 No.47033811 Report

Quoted By: >>47034019

Why would Masuda get on Joe Merrick's case when he has nothing to do with the game? Also, even if it has a few bugs, he clearly likes it regardless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:07:29 No.47034019 Report

Quoted By:

>>47033811
If you don't understand the meme, you're just outting yourself as a tourist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:11:14 No.47034045 Report

Quoted By:

>>47030123
It is his job to shill. I guess Ishihara pays well to make one ignore his family and gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:25:47 No.47034147 Report

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>>47033384
Can I ask why? I've been playing on mute for a few years only because of not wanting to draw attention and share, but I used to play with sound and find new games less enjoyable without the music hype...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:39:18 No.47034247 Report

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>>47028996
>geno

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 03:47:19 No.47034309 Report

Quoted By: >>47034474 >>47034513

>>47028996
Why didn't they just play Pokemon Snap together?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:13:12 No.47034474 Report

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>>47034309
She doesn't actually like Pokemon much and only plays it to get views on Twitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:21:57 No.47034513 Report

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>>47034309
Who would want to play a pokemon game with Joe? He'll be playing the games like a robot righting stuff down with his opinions already predecided.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:25:27 No.47034523 Report

Quoted By: >>47034539

>>47028843
>>47028996
Why would you publicize this lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:30:50 No.47034539 Report

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>>47034523
>Look Mr Masuda I ignored my gf for you please invite me to playtest your newest turd that I will shill for anyway.
Standard paid shill job requirements.

Jamal Le Furious

Jamal Le Furious Fri 07 May 2021 04:52:41 No.47034659 Report

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>>47027682

I just woke up somebody translate please

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:54:58 No.47034671 Report

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>>47033384
Genuinely embarrassing
>>47033391
Fuck off. Nobody over 20 doesn't know an iconic kanto theme.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 04:58:06 No.47034684 Report

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>>47027691
>https://vocaroo.com/OP1Mt6p2Kl
FUCK ME, LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:01:44 No.47034717 Report

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>>47033384
>>47033391
This is some of the most blatant, obvious backtracking I've ever seen on this board. I bet gen 3 is older than you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:03:03 No.47034727 Report

Quoted By: >>47034739

Have you ever tried to summon Joe Merrick yourself? It’s very easy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:05:05 No.47034737 Report

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>>47028843
Guess he didn't take this thread down because I caught him red handed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:05:09 No.47034739 Report

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>>47034727
This thread was actually created from a post in another thread where your image was a cropped version of the OP image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:14:25 No.47034793 Report

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>>47033384
>>47033391
there is literally no way you are telling the truth
absolutely zero fucking percent

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:19:58 No.47034828 Report

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>>47027691
Fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:20:02 No.47034829 Report

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>>47027691
>>47033417
Brilliant

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:30:11 No.47034876 Report

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>>47033384
>>47033391

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:39:23 No.47034931 Report

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>>47033384
>>47033391
The music is one of the few genuinely high quality aspects of the main series, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 07:22:20 No.47035321 Report

Quoted By: >>47036338

>>47027682

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 08:07:56 No.47035511 Report

Quoted By: >>47036980

I tagged joe in a tweet I made about a glitch in new pokemon snap and shortly after he replied my tweet was flagged as sensitive media

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 09:00:10 No.47035720 Report

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>>47033379
It got proven to not be him and someone editing the tweet activity in

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 09:35:03 No.47035860 Report

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>>47030594
I would want to see that so bad oh my god I hope it leaks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 09:37:58 No.47035871 Report

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>>47030123
>>47030621
>>47030626
>>47030662
MY FUCKING SIIIIIDEEESSSSSS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 09:50:24 No.47035933 Report

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>>47028996
>Mutt's law

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 10:30:51 No.47036279 Report

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The only reason this thread is still alive is 1. it looks like angry masuda thread and 2. he's sleeping right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 10:37:13 No.47036338 Report

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>>47035321
is that the artwork from that daniel whatever dude who just copies already existing works in 3D, makes it all white and adds decay that exposes crystals and shit? really not a fan of his work, a musician I like did a merch collab with him for the 10th anniversary of his first album and it all looked super fucking ugly and more focused on his own shite art than the musician himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 10:46:44 No.47036446 Report

Quoted By:

>>47033384
>>47033391
You're a terrible liar

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 10:53:25 No.47036509 Report

Quoted By: >>47036764

>>47033384
The only thing Pokémon has been consistent and efficient in is the music and you play with it off. You goddamn fool

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 11:17:56 No.47036764 Report

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>>47036509
He probably doesn't. He just got caught being a zoomer and is trying to save face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 11:38:38 No.47036980 Report

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>>47035511
Is he really that fragile?

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