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If you could deep fry any Pokemon, which one would you be?

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 23:28:22 No.47032604 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 23:42:09 No.47032722 Report

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>>47032604
Magikarp seems a good option honestly.
Alternatively Farfetch'd is told to be quite tasty as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 23:42:35 No.47032727 Report

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Frygon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 23:44:10 No.47032739 Report

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If the flavors are 1:1 to their real world counterparts Pignite or Combusken are safe bets
If I wanted to go a little more exotic though I'd be down to try a Slowpoke tail

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Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 23:48:15 No.47032771 Report

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Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 23:50:57 No.47032784 Report

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>>47032604
Pokemon are friends, Not food

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 23:55:50 No.47032818 Report

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>>47032739
Can you even cook a fire type?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 00:06:37 No.47032880 Report

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>>47032604
Delphox

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 00:07:24 No.47032883 Report

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>>47032727
lole

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 00:10:10 No.47032915 Report

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>If you could deep fry any Pokemon
>which one would you be?

Heatran?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 00:11:16 No.47032922 Report

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>>47032604
Eating a pokemon is infinitely more evil than having sex with one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 00:12:15 No.47032929 Report

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>>47032604
Americans....

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 00:15:18 No.47032958 Report

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>>47032922
I like to do both.

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 00:17:24 No.47032976 Report

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 00:17:41 No.47032977 Report

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>>47032727

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 00:17:50 No.47032980 Report

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>>47032604
Pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 00:21:57 No.47033025 Report

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frychu

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 00:27:03 No.47033072 Report

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>>47032922
If you have sex with a Pokemon, you are transferring your degeneracy to them. If you eat them, you remain the only degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 00:28:10 No.47033080 Report

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>>47033072
So if you have sex with a pokemon then eat it, you are just reclaiming your degeneracy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:54:44 No.47034987 Report

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>>47032771
>burger

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 06:00:55 No.47035004 Report

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>>47032818
theyre either self-cooking while dead, or require less heat. whichever kills bacteria most effectively

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 06:11:28 No.47035036 Report

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>>47032604
Torchic if that is possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 06:13:39 No.47035044 Report

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>>47035004
Wtf how is that malamar still alive, isn't its head bust open in the gif?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 06:14:18 No.47035048 Report

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>>47032604
If it's possible, Feraligatr. Not that I hate it, it's just that gator tastes fucking amazing

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 06:14:35 No.47035049 Report

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>>47032604
Vaporeon.

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 06:17:40 No.47035065 Report

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>>47035048
>>47035049
>eating water types
Enjoy your good that tastes like literal water I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 06:27:34 No.47035098 Report

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>>47032604
that's supposed to be a red bean paste bun you ignorant swine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 06:30:48 No.47035109 Report

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>>47035048
>it's just that gator tastes fucking amazing
What does it taste like?

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 06:31:18 No.47035114 Report

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>>47032604
Off model Lopunny. That ass and those thighs probably taste great. God damn, now I'm hungry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 06:36:00 No.47035148 Report

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>>47035044
It's not alive. The tentacles have a autonomous nervous system and will respond for a while even after losing the brain. Think of it as a intricate survival mechanism because severed limbs will keep moving and predators will most likely follow it.

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 06:43:21 No.47035181 Report

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>>47032604
that's supposed to be a red bean paste bun you ignorant swine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 08:08:56 No.47035515 Report

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>>47035109
Kinda like chicken, but chewier

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 08:15:17 No.47035545 Report

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>>47035109
Kinda like chicken but chewier

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 08:16:19 No.47035550 Report

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>>47035515
>>47035545
Sorry, internet fucked up

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