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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:10:21 No.47034768 View View Reply Original Report

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"I wish Stealth Rock never existed."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:14:46 No.47034794 Report

Quoted By: >>47034814 >>47036243 >>47037894 >>47038828 >>47038960

>>47034768
Your wish comes true, now competitive pokemon isn't cancerous garbage and you can use your bros like Typhlosion

Literally no downside

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:15:40 No.47034800 Report

Quoted By: >>47035752 >>47036317 >>47038179 >>47047218

>>47034768
Boxing Ring, Pitfire, Swamp and Deep Chasm replaced Stealth Rock as entry hazards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:15:47 No.47034802 Report

Quoted By: >>47038407

Granted, now Stealth Icicles is a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:16:47 No.47034808 Report

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Charizard is now able to utilize Choice Specs or Choice Scarf without losing 50% of its HP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:17:43 No.47034814 Report

Quoted By: >>47041065

>>47034794
>Literally no downside
Now flying types have absolutely no hazard that effects them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:25:25 No.47034856 Report

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>>47034768
attract is now meta

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:41:41 No.47034944 Report

Quoted By: >>47035610

I wish Iris never existed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 05:49:49 No.47034970 Report

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>>47034768
Now Meteor Fall has been added in it's place. Imagine for the next 2-5 turns you receive SR damage at the end of the turn and only Defog can clear it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 06:47:42 No.47035200 Report

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>>47034768
Spikes no longer need to be stacked and now just work as Ground-type SRs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 07:45:32 No.47035410 Report

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>>47034768
now superman teams are the most common style

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 08:35:04 No.47035610 Report

Quoted By: >>47038357

>>47034944
you will never be a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 09:01:18 No.47035726 Report

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>>47034768
It's now called 'Quick Stone.'

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 09:08:03 No.47035752 Report

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>>47034800
Underated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 09:12:34 No.47035776 Report

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>>47034768
Granted, IG mechanics are reverted to before SpA/SpD split

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 10:27:25 No.47036243 Report

Quoted By: >>47039360

>>47034794
Ah, yes, of course.
No sneaky pebbles surely won't have any downsides.
There's no cancerous mons or strats that would benefit immensely from not having to deal with chip damage on the switch-in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 10:35:17 No.47036317 Report

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>>47034800
>Boxing Ring
Aggron and the rest of steel/rock Pokemon cries
>Pitfire
Oh, I pity those who are weak to fire
>Swamp
Rock/Ground gets shafted yet again
>Deep Chasm
Steel/Rock will instantly die if paired with Boxing Ring

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 10:44:00 No.47036420 Report

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I wish pokemon pantsu was easier to obtain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 10:50:59 No.47036493 Report

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>>47034768
Spikes now deal Rock-type damage due to a glitch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 10:57:30 No.47036544 Report

Quoted By: >>47037908

I wish all abilities were only able to activate once per battle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 12:40:34 No.47037555 Report

Quoted By: >>47038112

>>47034768
I wish for Mega Fug to be gone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 13:14:18 No.47037894 Report

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>>47034794
Typhlosion would still suck dogshit, even without Stealth Cocks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 13:15:30 No.47037908 Report

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>>47036544
Wish granted

The only exception is Intimidate, which now also lowers Special Attack

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 13:35:58 No.47038112 Report

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>>47037555
Granted. Introducing Primal Fug!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 13:41:59 No.47038179 Report

Quoted By: >>47039070 >>47045495 >>47047220

>>47034800
This is a true monkey's paw.
Get fucked, OP. Nothing can fix the cancer Boxing Ring and Deep Chasm will bring (Fighting + Ground entry hazards), which are strong against 10 types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 14:07:58 No.47038357 Report

Quoted By: >>47038418

>>47035610
Sweet I don't want to be a woman anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 14:14:10 No.47038407 Report

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>>47034802
WOAH a better thing!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 14:14:16 No.47038408 Report

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I wish pokemon stopped at gen 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 14:14:40 No.47038418 Report

Quoted By: >>47038462

>>47038357
>enjoying being a man
Nigga, you gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 14:20:22 No.47038462 Report

Quoted By: >>47038847 >>47039316

>>47038418
I want to get a girl pregnant

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 15:01:05 No.47038824 Report

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Done, now surprise homo is a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 15:01:54 No.47038828 Report

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>>47034794
Typhlosion was terrible for both generations it had without stealth rocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 15:04:21 No.47038847 Report

Quoted By: >>47039035 >>47039128 >>47044032

>>47038462
Granted, but the woman was once a man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 15:18:52 No.47038960 Report

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>>47034794
Typhlosion isn’t bad because of Stealth rock, it’s bad because it only has one move. The fact that stealth rocks makes its one move even harder to use is just Game Freak going the extra mile to shit on a Pokémon that doesn’t deserve it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 15:28:52 No.47039035 Report

Quoted By: >>47045136

>>47038847
Thats not how biology works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 15:31:54 No.47039070 Report

Quoted By: >>47044048

>>47038179
Flying types reign supreme

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 15:36:08 No.47039120 Report

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I wish to be the monkey's paw itself!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 15:37:19 No.47039128 Report

Quoted By: >>47045136

>>47038847
impossible, born a man always a man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 16:06:16 No.47039316 Report

Quoted By: >>47042104

>>47038462
But you will never do this, so why not just become a girl yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 16:12:29 No.47039360 Report

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>>47036243
based post

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 19:32:23 No.47041065 Report

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>>47034814
fuck it
give them a niche that makes them useful other than evading ground moves on switch in

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 19:45:41 No.47041185 Report

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>>47034768
>t. Charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 19:52:03 No.47041233 Report

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>>47034768
Replaced with an almost identical move called "Jagged Stone"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 20:59:36 No.47041843 Report

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>>47034768
All entry hazards do neutral type damage now, did I fix it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 21:25:20 No.47042063 Report

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>>47034768
Stealth Ice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 21:26:54 No.47042088 Report

Quoted By: >>47044010

>>47034768
Rain and Sunlight now deal damage per turn similar to other weather effects. Abilities like Dry Skin and Rain Dish, are modified to take this into account.

Alternatively, Steelsurge becomes a TR

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 May 2021 21:28:39 No.47042104 Report

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>>47039316
Because unlike you I don't refuse to give up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 00:10:18 No.47043477 Report

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Okay. Stealth Water and Stealth Electricity are now introduced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 01:26:20 No.47044010 Report

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>>47042088
>Steelsurge becomes a TR
Based. Fuck Fairyfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 01:30:09 No.47044032 Report

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>>47038847
nah, those women are only for fugging

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 01:33:12 No.47044048 Report

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>>47039070
Yeah. The meta is totally fucked if people are forced to only use Flying types

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 02:06:09 No.47044246 Report

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>>47034768
>released instead is Visible Rocks which is literally the same skill but they clutter the screen instead of disappearing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 04:35:28 No.47045136 Report

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>>47039035
>>47039128
This is a scenario with a magical monkey's paw that grants wishes.
Can't you suspend your disbelief a little bit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 05:42:38 No.47045495 Report

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>>47038179
Gengar has levitate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 10:52:29 No.47046546 Report

Quoted By: >>47046935

I wish Mega Evolutions never existed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 10:54:40 No.47046552 Report

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Just wear boots, my friend. But for real, why there are no entry hazards of other types as well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 11:03:13 No.47046583 Report

Quoted By: >>47048554

I wish pokemon was niche

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 12:25:12 No.47046870 Report

Quoted By: >>47047211 >>47047235 >>47048286

Why the fuck would anyone not want stealth rocks? It's good for dealing with stall cancer.
Is charizard that important to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 12:43:44 No.47046935 Report

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>>47046546
granted, now every pokemon has a primal form

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 13:49:32 No.47047211 Report

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>>47046870
They don't play.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 13:49:56 No.47047218 Report

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>>47034800
bonus, you also get Mushroom ring (fairy entry hazard) in gen 6, incase you thought you were safe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 13:50:46 No.47047220 Report

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>>47038179
*blocks your path*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 13:54:14 No.47047235 Report

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>>47046870
Imo, there should either be multiple type-based damage hazards, or none at all. I don't get why Rock is the only type with the privilege of having it's own type-based entry hazard. I also think it's just unhealthy for the game. Sure, Flying should have an entry hazard that affects it, but not at the detriment to other types already affected by Spikes. This goes even moreso for dualtypes that unfairly get 50% of their HP taken away, because fuck them I guess. Articuno and Yanmega too OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 16:29:03 No.47048286 Report

Quoted By: >>47048561

>>47046870
because theyre zardfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 16:57:34 No.47048554 Report

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>>47046583
Granted. Instead of Pokemania, Digimania happens in its steed.

I wish for another gigaleak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 16:58:34 No.47048561 Report

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>>47048286
>muh evil chorizo is the only pokemon that gets fucked-over by sneeky pebblerinos

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 May 2021 17:15:40 No.47048679 Report

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>>47034768
Granted, the move is in the game unchanged and under a new name

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