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If the only pokemon not in SWSH are "Shitmons" how does not including them make the meta better?

Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 22:48:14 No.47068339 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 23:05:05 No.47068460 Report

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>>47068339
What do you mean? I thought Meganium was had such a diverse movepool and optimized stats that it terrorized the meta.

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Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 23:10:08 No.47068505 Report

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>>47068339
Arceus, Gliscor, Staraptor, Serperior, Greninja

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Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 23:24:09 No.47068631 Report

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>>47068505
Mythical are banned anyways. Greninja is healthy because it checks everyone's least favorite kami The rest are good but not good enough to be problematic

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Anonymous Mon 10 May 2021 23:33:50 No.47068713 Report

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I just want to say that the idea of women in the pokemon world fucking their houndooms is retarded. Yes, I think it's very logical to assume the pokemon world has prevalent bestiality like the real world, however WHY would they fuck houndoom? Thinking about it, dogs are the most commonly fucked animals in the real world because they're easily available. Most families have a pet and the most common pet is a dog. It's just natural that a girl looking to sexually satisfy herself with more than her fingers or a toy would choose what living creature is most closely available.
But in the pokemon world, a houndoom would be as equally available as 90% of other pokemon. So why would a woman not fuck a more appealing pokemon? Like why would a girl not want to experience a lickitung's massive tongue eating her out? Or a swarm of exeggcute entering her and wriggling around? For fucks sake, there's pokemon like machamp that would practically be like fucking a real guy. It's just nonsensical to assume they would go for houndoom.

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:12:40 No.47069038 Report

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>>47068713
Because Houndoom prefers to hunt down girls, especially rusty chestless girls

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:56:32 No.47069384 Report

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>>47068713
Look pal, any woman anywhere can get sex. If a girl fucks a dog it's because she wants to. No one fucks a dog just because they can't find a human. A girl might get very aroused by the mere thought of getting railed by an arcanine, and honestly, I get it. Arcanine is beautiful, strong and very cool. But look at what you suggest: a fucking machamp. Machamp is so fucking ugly, it looks like a real life black man (no offense). I do not condone nor support bestiality, sex with black people or pokephilia, but I understand why a woman would prefer to fuck her arcanine rather than a man.

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:58:06 No.47069393 Report

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>>47069384
Kek go back 2 pol incel

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 01:00:14 No.47069408 Report

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>>47069393
he's literally right though. in what world does a girl think "hmm i want to have sex but instead of simply selecting a male from the multiple that have expressed interest in me, i will choose my dog because he is closer"? they fuck their dogs because they like it. they crave the red rocket.

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 01:10:39 No.47069471 Report

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>>47069393
I don't care about politics, pal.

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 01:11:20 No.47069478 Report

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>>47068339
It was best when all the op shit like incineroar and lando weren't in the game

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 01:27:10 No.47069593 Report

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>>47068339
Some pokemon were cut because they were powerful, others were cut because they were unpopular, some others were cut because they didn't fit Wjat Gamefreak wnated. There were multiple reasons for what got in and what didn't, no single one applies to all ~200.

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 04:10:19 No.47070670 Report

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>>47069384
>Look pal, any woman anywhere can get sex. If a girl fucks a dog it's because she wants to. No one fucks a dog just because they can't find a human.
It's not about the animal specifically. Bestiality is a fetish about getting fucked by something sub-human. Either because it's beneath you and you have power over it, or because you get off to being degraded (because every fetish is about power).
Women don't fuck dogs in lieu of men, but in lieu of other animals.

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 04:39:38 No.47070789 Report

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>>47069478
If they just banned them from online play would be a problem.
>>47069593
> Some pokemon were cut because they were powerful
Landorus is in the game
> others were cut because they were unpopular
All pokemon are popular enough to justify there existence
> some others were cut because they didn't fit Wjat Gamefreak wnated
If the dexcut was Ohmori's creative vision then his creative vision sucks dick and he resign for fucking over collectors hurt by this decision.
> There were multiple reasons for what got in and what didn't, no single one applies to all ~200.
Except marketing bullshit in general.

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 05:56:05 No.47071115 Report

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>>47069593
Let's be real here. They were cut to give people a reason to buy the DLC.
The Galarian Slow line, Kubfu, Urshifu, Zarude, Calyrex, the horses, the Galarian birds, and the new Regis were the only new mons introduced.
It's easier to trick people into paying $30 dollars for over 200 Pokemon than 14, and it's easier to just remove those Pokemon and sell them back than design 200 new ones.

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 12:54:18 No.47072538 Report

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The cut was nonsense. Tell us something that everyone still doesn't know

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 12:58:35 No.47072560 Report

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>>47068339
People who claim this didn't understand the dexcut anon, its not worth discussing.

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 16:05:34 No.47073747 Report

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>>47071115
>buy the DLC
I got them all though the GTS.

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If the only pokemon not in SWSH are "Shitmons" how does not including them make the meta better?