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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:04:03 No.47068968 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>47068981 >>47068986 >>47069005 >>47069006 >>47069052 >>47069146 >>47069247 >>47070343

As much as you mock at him, all you number crunching autists and calculatorfags wouldn't be able to beat him in a true Pokemon battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:05:41 No.47068981 Report

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>>47068968
yeah retard that's because we don't have pokemon what do you expect

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:06:16 No.47068986 Report

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>>47068968
We probably could with his shitty plot armor. Also >white knighting for ash from pokemon
You are a schizo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:07:25 No.47068998 Report

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why do people always act like ash's win at the orange league didn't happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:07:41 No.47069000 Report

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>True Pokémon battle
>When the ashnime doesn't even obey the rules of an in-game battle 99% of the time
I could show up with a newborn Snivy and curbstomp Pikacuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:08:13 No.47069005 Report

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>>47068968
You can literally see his reactions to losing becoming more stiff and inhuman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:08:17 No.47069006 Report

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>>47068968
Oh yeah? We can beat him in a fist fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:10:00 No.47069022 Report

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>>47069000
>doesn't even obey the rules of an in-game battle 99% of the time
why would it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:12:01 No.47069034 Report

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>>47069022
The games came first and so they dictate the rules of what a true battle is. Obviously the anime had to discard the turn-based format to be entertaining, but the bullshit and asspulls that happen on the regular discredit the battles in it completely

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:13:56 No.47069045 Report

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>>47069034
the anime would be boring as shit if it just involved two Pokemon staring at each other taking it in turns to hit, with occasional dice rolls to determine something interesting happening

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:14:24 No.47069052 Report

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>>47068968
Kek, what a shitter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:21:24 No.47069110 Report

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>>47068998
The battle frontier didn't happen either

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:25:26 No.47069146 Report

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>>47068968
The only reason he became Alola's champ was because the rules that fucked him over in Kanto didn't apply to his battle with Hau

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 00:40:19 No.47069247 Report

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>>47068968
A true pokemon battle irl (on any console) : I beat him with my OU team because he's a retard and doesn't know how to play
A true pokemon battle in the anime:
I make up some shit about true battles and act all high and mighty while using underhanded tactics, so he has to lose to get some character growth. Then I would have sex with his female companion(s) off camera

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 03:02:41 No.47070314 Report

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I think a good OU player could win just because his strongest team has no defensive value

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 03:07:24 No.47070343 Report

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>>47068968
What's his win/loss ratio?

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