Nah man, HE’s built for anally ramming the shit out of stall teams. Physically defensive Clefable? 2HKO by Specs Freeze-Dry. Blissey? That shit’s only running full défense investment most of the time, so prepare your fresh asshole for a giant Focus Blast or two. Any flying type? Quagsire and Gastrodon? Fuck that mate, they can all go to hell, and the cold freezing kind, not the burning hot kind they usually yawn at the thought of. Just cause he ain’t what he used to be, his draconic dong is still massive, even when flaccid. So hide your Toxapex, cause Kyurem’s gonna make it lose it’s virginity all over again, even if it has a bit of trouble getting it on.
