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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 13:09:54 No.47072620 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>47072665 >>47072939 >>47072969 >>47072976 >>47073568 >>47073591 >>47075161 >>47076143 >>47077502 >>47081450 >>47082502 >>47083757

>Anon this is dogfood...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 13:16:33 No.47072658 Report

Quoted By: >>47080839 >>47082532

Animals eat animal food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 13:17:51 No.47072665 Report

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>>47072620
It’s actually cum young turtwig

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 13:20:27 No.47072683 Report

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sorry turtwig, /vp/ told me that being nice to you is "grooming" or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 14:01:03 No.47072905 Report

Quoted By: >>47072915

Someone post the lucario pic, the "Two legs or four, dogs eat on the floor" one, i lost it and im sure at least one of you have it saved

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 14:02:50 No.47072915 Report

Quoted By: >>47072921 >>47073050

>>47072905

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 14:03:35 No.47072921 Report

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>>47072915
Thanks mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 14:07:16 No.47072939 Report

Quoted By: >>47072974

>>47072620
what the fuck is a dog

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 14:11:56 No.47072969 Report

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>>47072620
No Turtwig, it's called LSD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 14:13:45 No.47072974 Report

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>>47072939
Boltund - Dog Pokémon
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Boltund_(Pok%C3%A9mon)#Evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 14:14:05 No.47072976 Report

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>>47072620
Dogs eat dogfood.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 14:26:19 No.47073050 Report

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>>47072915
>be you, a pokémon trainer
>your friend invites you over for dinner to celebrate your latest gym badge
>at the house you let your team out of their pokéballs to eat
>your ivysaur, mankey and sandshrew eat quietly out of bowls on the floor
>you hear someone come in as you're eating at the dinner table
>it's your friend's gardevoir
>she greets you and walks over to the your pokémon and greets them
>then she sits down, legs apart, and eats out of her bowl with her hands
>being bigger and having small hands she's making quite a mess
>you look at your friend with an eyebrow raised
>"Why can't your pokémon eat with us Anon?"
>you're friend without hesitation, smiling says, "She's still just a pokémon like yours Anon, don't be silly!"
>you look back over to gardevoir as she grins at you through a mouthful of messy food
>you feel really uncomfortable and question keeping in contact with your friend from then on

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 14:39:54 No.47073107 Report

Quoted By: >>47073185 >>47073540 >>47073995 >>47074038 >>47077521 >>47077534 >>47077863 >>47077952 >>47079254 >>47079353 >>47081477

>>47073050
They realized how stupid this looks though and started letting bipedal Pokemon sit at tables

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 14:52:29 No.47073185 Report

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>>47073107
Now they just need to let pokemon with hands use utensils instead of shoveling it in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 15:42:23 No.47073540 Report

Quoted By: >>47082476

>>47073107
except incineroar

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 15:45:32 No.47073568 Report

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>>47072620
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 15:47:57 No.47073591 Report

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>>47072620
>Actually its Pokefood, its filled with nutrients that help you fight better and stay healthy. Try it you might like it. If you don't like it, I'll get you something else.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 15:56:45 No.47073678 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 16:31:41 No.47073995 Report

Quoted By: >>47082570 >>47082634

>>47073107
Riolu, Raboot and Incineroar are still on the floor. Gengar is on the fucking table. It's just a mess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 16:36:12 No.47074038 Report

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>>47073107
Primarina is so fucking THICC goddamn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 18:51:18 No.47075161 Report

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>>47072620
You don't have to insult my homemade poke food like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 May 2021 21:29:44 No.47076143 Report

Quoted By: >>47077293

>>47072620
my turtwigs breath smells like turtwig breath

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 00:02:30 No.47077293 Report

Quoted By: >>47077499

>>47076143
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 00:27:32 No.47077499 Report

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>>47077293
Simpsons reference

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 00:28:04 No.47077502 Report

Quoted By: >>47083737

>>47072620
It's what you deserve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 00:30:42 No.47077521 Report

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>>47073107
I think putting them on plates instead of dog bowls is the real upgrade

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 00:32:17 No.47077534 Report

Quoted By: >>47077546

>>47073107
How does he pay for all that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 00:33:14 No.47077546 Report

Quoted By: >>47077556

>>47077534
School lunches are paid by state.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 00:35:20 No.47077556 Report

Quoted By: >>47078450

>>47077546

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 01:18:44 No.47077863 Report

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>>47073107
This is discrimination

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 01:30:50 No.47077952 Report

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>>47073107
Wtf is wrong with their sizes, either pikachu is a fucking ant or they're giants

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 02:34:49 No.47078450 Report

Quoted By: >>47078575 >>47079267

>>47077556
Didn't this guy not feed his people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 02:47:16 No.47078575 Report

Quoted By: >>47078600

>>47078450
I thought it was specifically the Ukrainians he didn't feed, on purpose

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 02:50:35 No.47078600 Report

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>>47078575
Could be considering what Russia is up to today. I was taught in US schools that Stalin basically starved all the normal citizens in Russia to feed the military which ended up causing people to eventually die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 04:49:04 No.47079254 Report

Quoted By: >>47079339 >>47082774

>>47073107
>Melmetal eating a fucking pipe
SOVL

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 04:50:41 No.47079267 Report

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>>47078450
more like international sanctions but who cares

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 05:09:29 No.47079339 Report

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>>47079254
Iron beams too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 05:13:00 No.47079353 Report

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>>47073107
Is g-farfetch'd eating a part of a leek?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 13:03:31 No.47080839 Report

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>>47072658
/thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 13:09:39 No.47080873 Report

Quoted By: >>47083390

>>47079267
Kill yourself
Denying the effects of collectivization is so so retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 13:16:55 No.47080918 Report

Quoted By: >>47080927 >>47081536

Humans eat on the ground too you know, hell most traditional nips don't even use tables.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 13:18:29 No.47080927 Report

Quoted By: >>47080937

>>47080918
I don't because I'm not a fucking animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 13:20:13 No.47080937 Report

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>>47080927
Or you have a bad back, grandma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 14:54:03 No.47081450 Report

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>>47072620
Well maybe if you weren't a degenerate who transformed themselves into a Pokémon you could eat normal food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 14:57:40 No.47081477 Report

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>>47073107
Nah. Sometimes they eat on the table sometimes they don’t. There was another screen cap of tsareena eating donuts off the floors, it depends. We’ve seen four legged mons eat on the table so it just depends on how they want to draw it not if they’re bipedal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 15:05:50 No.47081536 Report

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>>47080918
This is being dishonest. The imagery used here, what looks like dog food and a doggie bowl, is meant to invoke the image of a pet eating their food, not someone going on a picnic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 15:13:59 No.47081605 Report

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>Meanwhile in the game Pokemon eat curry at the table with you in regular plates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 17:19:01 No.47082476 Report

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>>47073540
ohnononononohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha inceleroarfags btfo'd

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Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 17:22:30 No.47082502 Report

Quoted By: >>47082522 >>47082530

>>47072620
It's actually extremely healthy pokeblocks packed with vitamins, Turtwig. I only provide the best for my bro-mons!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 17:25:33 No.47082522 Report

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>>47082502
nice selfie, my friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 17:26:36 No.47082530 Report

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>>47082502
>anon irl

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Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 17:26:52 No.47082532 Report

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>>47072658
>Pokemon are animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 17:31:09 No.47082570 Report

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>>47073995
You could make a case about Incineroar not being used to having hands, since he used to be quadrapedal so he'd rather eat on the floor.
As for Riolu and Raboot, think of it as a kiddie table, they would literally need half a dozen pillows to eat at Gengar's table

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 17:39:40 No.47082634 Report

Quoted By: >>47082749

>>47073995
Why in the fuck does a ghost need to even eat in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 17:51:39 No.47082749 Report

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>>47082634
Because ghost types aren’t actually ghost but living beings that need to eat and can die.

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Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 17:54:11 No.47082774 Report

Quoted By: >>47083796

>>47079254
>>47079339
there's a great shot of it using a tire as a plate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 19:15:55 No.47083390 Report

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>>47080873
The bigger issue was the Lysenkoism politics that insisted genes weren't a thing and that a parent passed down traits picked up through its life which made the Soviet agrarian system collapse into famine.
Having a politically-fueled ecological disasters is exactly what capitalism does too, just on different scales

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 19:54:54 No.47083737 Report

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>>47077502

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 19:57:27 No.47083757 Report

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>>47072620
You have to eat the entire bowl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 May 2021 20:01:06 No.47083796 Report

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>>47082774
You mean I could just feed it an old, completely dead phone and it would be happy with that? Nice, I could just scout Kijiji/Ebay for broken tech and get some free food

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