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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 00:39:18 No.47086023 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>47086033 >>47086034 >>47086042 >>47086407 >>47086453 >>47086519 >>47086532 >>47086577 >>47088971

So.. you picked Squirtle instead of Charmanderino...
that means I will keep being a bad guy and won't disband my organization ha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 00:40:42 No.47086033 Report

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>>47086023
How did one silly meme trigger /vp/ so badly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 00:40:56 No.47086034 Report

Quoted By: >>47086036 >>47086052 >>47086577

>>47086023
This is such fucking bullshit, charmander is a miserable piece of trash. Why the fuck would giovanny care if you picked the gay fatso lizard?

He went from being the best villain to the most retarded one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 00:41:28 No.47086036 Report

Quoted By: >>47086052 >>47086577

>>47086034
>He went from being the best villain to the most retarded one.
good thing that Origins isn't canon because honestly they made him the most pathetic character in the franchise in that anime

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 00:42:18 No.47086042 Report

Quoted By: >>47086616

>>47086023
>Charmanderino

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 00:43:48 No.47086052 Report

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>>47086034
>>47086036
Look at these fags seething that a true man of culture could only pick Charmander. Imagine being upset for over two decades because you made the wrong choice once when you were a child.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 00:43:51 No.47086054 Report

Quoted By: >>47086278 >>47086385 >>47086577 >>47086618 >>47088536

*Spams Surf and Ice Beam against your mono-ground team after using Shell Smash*

Don’t even think about your Mewtwo, I’ve got Dark Pulse on this tanky mf too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:11:38 No.47086278 Report

Quoted By: >>47086366

>>47086054
>Not using Aura Sphere
lol nice one dude!
enjoy getting whipped to death by my ferrothorn :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:21:40 No.47086366 Report

Quoted By: >>47086398 >>47086422

>>47086278
>using competitive cancer
You are a worthless faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:23:28 No.47086385 Report

Quoted By: >>47086414 >>47086437

>>47086054
>+2 252+ SpA Blastoise Dark Pulse vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mewtwo: 282-334 (79.8 - 94.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
OHNO
>252+ SpA Mewtwo Psystrike vs. -1 0 HP / 0 Def Blastoise: 306-361 (102.3 - 120.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
OHNONONO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:24:44 No.47086398 Report

Quoted By: >>47086437

>>47086366
Imagine having such a shitty starter that you have to seethe about competitive since your bro can't compete.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:25:35 No.47086407 Report

Quoted By: >>47086410

>>47086023
Why was Origins so garbage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:26:00 No.47086410 Report

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>>47086407
it was written by an autistic charizard fanboy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:26:33 No.47086414 Report

Quoted By: >>47086439 >>47086546

>>47086385
+2 252+ SpA Mega Launcher Blastoise-Mega Dark Pulse vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mewtwo-Mega-Y: 504-594 (142.7 - 168.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:27:17 No.47086422 Report

Quoted By: >>47086460

>>47086366
Not him but ferrothorn is a great design so there’s plenty of reasons to use him in a non competitive setting
Check urself sweaty;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:28:21 No.47086437 Report

Quoted By: >>47086454 >>47086469 >>47086489

>>47086385
>>47086398
You are fucking stupid and a miserable beta male competitive bastard faggot

If I am to use dark pulse against mewtwo I would predict when it sitches in, meaning I beat it. What now sissy bitch?

>muh fanfic meta is amazing your bro just can't compete
Sometimes I understand tyhplosion fans, you truly are cancer who deserves to die a painful death

Pokemon is about having fun with mons you like, you are using pokemon you don't even like just to obey the rules of some pedophile faggots' meta

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:28:30 No.47086439 Report

Quoted By: >>47086596

>>47086414
>having to mega to beat a non mega

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:30:33 No.47086453 Report

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>>47086023
I caught a nidoran(male) and boxed my starter, what would he do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:30:35 No.47086454 Report

Quoted By: >>47086470

>>47086437
>beta male
yeah ok buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:31:57 No.47086460 Report

Quoted By: >>47086542 >>47086673 >>47089145

>>47086422
>n-n-not him b-but ferrothorn can be used in a fun manner during single player I swear! It is not a slow boring stall mon that takes thirty turns of stall to win with!!! check yourself chad cannon turtle fan- I mean sweaty! :s
Ferrothorn is faggot cancer that is only "liked" because of competitive, I find it so funny you play a children's game and need to use smogon strategies or else you can't have fun.

I am laughing at you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:33:03 No.47086469 Report

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>>47086437
>Pokemon is about having fun with mons you like
Based and true but you shouldn't let competitive autismos trigger you so

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:33:06 No.47086470 Report

Quoted By: >>47086635 >>47086758

>>47086454
>competitive fags
>not beta males
Have you literally seen them during championships? They all look like I could kill them in a single grapple. They barely qualify as "men"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:34:37 No.47086489 Report

Quoted By:

>>47086437
>you are using pokemon you don't even like
Holy projection, batman!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:36:51 No.47086519 Report

Quoted By:

>>47086023
Based return of the based Charmanderino poster

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:38:43 No.47086532 Report

Quoted By: >>47086558

>>47086023
>charmanderino
Why is this so funny to me?

also another decent thread has devolved into competitive bullshit, just another day on the containment board that is /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:39:55 No.47086542 Report

Quoted By: >>47086575

>>47086460
Ferrothorn isn't stall you fucking retard. It's a god damn tank. It has an attack stat higher than fucking Blastoise and access to Curse. Fucking look shit up before you spout bull shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:40:16 No.47086546 Report

Quoted By:

>>47086414
>Mega blastoise' max speed 510
>Scarfed modest Mewtwo max speed 538

>252+ SpA Mewtwo Psystrike vs. -1 0 HP / 0 Def Blastoise-Mega: 295-348 (98.6 - 116.3%) -- 87.5% chance to OHKO

OHNONONONONO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:41:25 No.47086558 Report

Quoted By: >>47086577 >>47086597 >>47086618

>>47086532
>make a thread shitting on squirtle, OP literally roleplaying as giovanny saying "oh you picked squirtle? wrong choice"
>smogonmen come out their ogre caves to insult squirtle too for being the least viable of the 3 starters competitively
>normal people call them out on the bullshit
>this is somehow the normal people's fault

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:43:14 No.47086575 Report

Quoted By: >>47086590

>>47086542
>it has more attack than blastoise! that means it is better than blastoise and is also not stall! look it up at smogon strategies. net before talking
please shut the fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:43:23 No.47086577 Report

Quoted By: >>47086597

>>47086558
Bruh
>>47086023
>>47086034
>>47086036
>>47086054
Don't think your revisionist history is going unnoticed. Squirtlefags are even more obnoxious than smogoons. Cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:44:38 No.47086590 Report

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>>47086575
Ferrothorn literally isn't a stallmon, he's a tank. And I don't even play gay smogon fake meta bull shit. He's one of my bros and I use him whenever he's available, take your head out of your ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:45:40 No.47086596 Report

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>>47086439
>Red had to do it to beat base Mewtwo without any Dark-Type coverage
Plus, these are calcs I did against the Mewtwo’s Special Mega, so even then Mewtwo’s fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:45:44 No.47086597 Report

Quoted By:

>>47086558
>>47086577
it's a joke, idiots
no need to get so heat up
squirtle is good, no need to use numbers to prove anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:47:24 No.47086616 Report

Quoted By: >>47086695

>>47086042
He took it literally
>what an autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:47:31 No.47086618 Report

Quoted By: >>47088536

>>47086558
OP's post was making fun of Origins for being shit and pandering to shillzard, no one was making fun of squirtle. Smogies just had to come in and bring up competitive when >>47086054 posted and it was over from there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:48:55 No.47086635 Report

Quoted By:

>>47086470
ok ya homicidal retard. did you buy your trench coat at burlingtons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:52:25 No.47086673 Report

Quoted By:

>>47086460
Ingame it's easy to get and train up and even though it hits due to slow speed it actually has the defense to make it work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 01:54:44 No.47086695 Report

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>>47086616
newfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 02:01:21 No.47086758 Report

Quoted By: >>47086769

>>47086470
>They all look like I could kill them in a single grapple. They barely qualify as "men"
>t.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 02:02:35 No.47086769 Report

Quoted By:

>>47086758
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 07:11:41 No.47088536 Report

Quoted By:

>>47086054
>>47086618
rent-free lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 08:29:48 No.47088971 Report

Quoted By: >>47089117

>>47086023
which is why you needed to make another thread about this >>47087865

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 09:11:39 No.47089117 Report

Quoted By:

>>47088971
That's not me. Someone wanted to copy cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 09:20:50 No.47089145 Report

Quoted By:

>>47086460
>vgcuck SEETHING this hard
lmao at your fragile life right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 10:04:05 No.47089348 Report

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I like venusaur because he's a toad and I like em toads

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