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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:12:04 No.47093054 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>47093067 >>47093111 >>47093132 >>47093178 >>47093192 >>47093216 >>47093278 >>47093294 >>47093376 >>47093389 >>47093455 >>47093557 >>47093604 >>47093614 >>47093666 >>47093769 >>47093863

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! INTELEON IS TOO HUMANOID AND SHOULDN'T EXIST! EVERY POKEMON SHOULD BE A MONSTER THAT CAN BELIEVABLY BE FOUND IN THE WILD! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
So Inteleon haters are just barafag Machamp apologists. It all makes sense now...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:13:07 No.47093067 Report

Quoted By: >>47093099 >>47093589

>>47093054
No, I dislike machamp (not hate it) and I hate incelleon. My favourite gen is 2, the last gen with actual monster like animals. Gen 3 is the one that starts with gay porn shit like blaziken.

What do I win?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:16:52 No.47093099 Report

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>>47093067
At least you're not a hypocrite like everyone else who hates Inteleon but thinks Machamp has a good design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:18:32 No.47093111 Report

Quoted By: >>47093144

>>47093054
Machamp is a terrible design, and Inteleon is even worst

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:19:48 No.47093122 Report

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Inteleon is too slender and weird looking, I don’t like it. I think he looks disgusting and his gigantimax form looks retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:20:34 No.47093132 Report

Quoted By: >>47093162

>>47093054
It's fine if Pokemon look humanoid. I just don't like ugly designs that would've looked better with a few changes that occasionally tend to make them less human-looking. I don't care about the whole 'they have to live in the wild as animals' thing since it's not like Ghost or Psychic or Fighting types have obeyed that from the beginning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:22:08 No.47093144 Report

Quoted By: >>47093716

>>47093111
>Machamp is a terrible design
Yes
>Inteleon is even worse
Absolutely not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:24:39 No.47093162 Report

Quoted By: >>47093185

>>47093132
THIS, is a good design. A monster cat with inhuman body proportions, and a good mix of traits

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:26:16 No.47093178 Report

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>>47093054
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! INTELEON IS TOO HUMANOID AND SHOULDN'T EXIST! EVERY POKEMON SHOULD BE A MONSTER THAT CAN BELIEVABLY BE FOUND IN THE WILD!
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:27:03 No.47093185 Report

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>>47093162
I agree Incineroar is a good design. That shitty fan art of it is bad though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:27:54 No.47093192 Report

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>>47093054
>some inteleonfag was so triggered by the other thread he had to make his own just to be validated
What's it like to be mentally ill?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:28:48 No.47093198 Report

Quoted By: >>47093222

OP got BTFO so hard he ran away to make a thread bitching about Machads

Machamp Line
>Weird humanoid reptilians that live in mountainous areas and sometimes people use them for manual labor
Intelleon Line
>HAAAAA THEY'RE ALL EMOS UNTIL THEY EVOLVE AND THEN BECOME COCKY BRITISH SPIES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:31:13 No.47093216 Report

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>>47093054
Imagine getting so fucking buttblasted in the 10/10 thread about your shit design that you run away to make another thread entirely about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:32:11 No.47093222 Report

Quoted By: >>47093655

>>47093198
>>HAAAAA THEY'RE ALL EMOS UNTIL THEY EVOLVE AND THEN BECOME COCKY BRITISH SPIES!
This. The worst part is how almost every Pokemon from gens 7 and 8 follow this weird design philosphy where each species is centered a single exaggerated personality to the point where they no longer feel like a whole species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:39:52 No.47093278 Report

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>>47093054
>Machamp
Cool ambiguos mix between a bodybuilder and a reptilian monster. Also the fact that there were weren't that many humanoid pokemon in earlier gens helps a lot, as opposed to gen 7 or 8 where 70% of the dex is humans in costumes.

>Intelleon
Weird retarded proportions that make it look like a physically retarded lanklet in some scalie suit or a crappy Greninja ripoff. Also, third starter trio in a row where all of them are humanoid? That's just embarrassing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:41:57 No.47093294 Report

Quoted By: >>47093481

>>47093054
>SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
Get help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:51:54 No.47093376 Report

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>>47093054
Honestly, it being humanoid isn't the issue. It's that it's just retarded and doesn't look good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:53:02 No.47093389 Report

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>>47093054
kek, i saw this machamp and thought exactly the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 19:58:16 No.47093428 Report

Quoted By: >>47093673

The problem is that machamp is a little too on the nose. Not only is bodybuilding a pretty human concept he’s also wearing a belt and “speedos”. The same with Cinderace acting like a football players in the wild or Inceleon acting like a 2 bit James Bond.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:01:03 No.47093455 Report

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>>47093054
Chad Machamp
Virgin Inceleon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:04:01 No.47093481 Report

Quoted By: >>47093506 >>47093543

>>47093294
>>SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
Unironically, yes.
99.99% of actions an organism takes ultimately tie into the fundamental objective goal of reproduction, whether to pass on genetics or keep their inferior genetics out of the gene pool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:07:20 No.47093506 Report

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>>47093481
Shut up Sigmund Freud almost every College is the world has discarted your stupid way of relate everything to S E X

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:12:00 No.47093543 Report

Quoted By: >>47093575

>>47093481
>he says while he'll never touch a woman irl and can only masturbate to fictional animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:13:58 No.47093557 Report

Quoted By: >>47093581

>>47093054
No one has a problem wirh humanoid designa. People have a problem with ugly designs. Which is what Inteleon is unfortunately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:16:20 No.47093575 Report

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>>47093543
>or keep their inferior genetics out of the gene pool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:17:04 No.47093581 Report

Quoted By: >>47093653

>>47093557
But Inteleon isn't ugly. He's sophisticated and full of charm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:17:30 No.47093589 Report

Quoted By: >>47093634

>>47093067
>with actual monster like animals
>acknowledges they're monsters
>somehow, being like animals is a condition for them to be good

Either learn what a monster is or just dedicate to biology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:20:39 No.47093604 Report

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>>47093054
>EVERY POKEMON SHOULD BE A MONSTER THAT CAN BELIEVABLY BE FOUND IN THE WILD
Why do people judge Pokemon based on OUR reality and not the fictional world they come from? Also, MONSTERS can be whatever they want to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:21:06 No.47093614 Report

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>>47093054
I'll let you in on a secret OP:
I dislike Machamp as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:23:28 No.47093634 Report

Quoted By: >>47093679 >>47093739

>>47093589
A lot of these whiny faggots think all Pokemon should just be slight edits of real world animals and plants, because they can't comprehend the fact that these fictional fantastical monsters are allowed to be more than that. One wonders how they react to seeing the various kaiju in Godzilla, Gamera, Pacific Rim, etc.
>OH MY FUCKING GOD KNIFEHEAD IS SO HUMAN-LIKE WHY ISN'T HE THIS OR THAT ANIMAL WITH A KNIFE ON HIS FOREHEAD THIS ISN'T REALISTIC ENOUGH FOR ME!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:25:29 No.47093653 Report

Quoted By:

>>47093581
Nah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:25:33 No.47093655 Report

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>>47093222
That happens in every Gen. But I forget, Gen 1 is immune to all criticisms, especially when it applies to other gens or the entire franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:26:48 No.47093666 Report

Quoted By:

>>47093054
Schizoid

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:27:43 No.47093673 Report

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>>47093428
Ah yes, those are strange when you're talking about our world, our reality. Why would it be strange in the world and reality of Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:28:11 No.47093679 Report

Quoted By: >>47093739 >>47093819

>>47093634
They handle it just fine, because they come into that media with the belief that those creatures are perfectly fine being humanoids, having some degree of sapience, or other human-like elements.
They get mad over Pokemon because not even Pokemon can decide how the creatures should be on a consistent basis. Their level of sapience and human qualities vary immensely not only between species, but vary depending on how the writing thinks they need to be. One minute you'll have Mr. Mime, an incredibly complex creature capable of recreational activity for the amusement of itself and others, despite having no actual direct survival benefit, but the next, it'll be sitting on the floor eating out of a kibble bowl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:30:26 No.47093696 Report

Quoted By: >>47093699 >>47093709 >>47093720 >>47093744 >>47093747 >>47093757 >>47093835 >>47093928 >>47093954 >>47093997 >>47094032

what was the first gen for you where you didn't like ANY of the starters?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:30:43 No.47093699 Report

Quoted By:

>>47093696
that one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:31:43 No.47093709 Report

Quoted By:

>>47093696
gen 8

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:32:26 No.47093716 Report

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>>47093144
>yes
No, it's not, retarded coomer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:32:35 No.47093720 Report

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>>47093696
for me it's gen 6

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:34:24 No.47093739 Report

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>>47093634
>One wonders how they react to seeing the various kaiju in Godzilla, Gamera, Pacific Rim, etc.
Not even, the popular Grimer, Magnemite and Voltorb from the very Gen 1 should be enough to make them realize they're not actually animals, if a frog with a seed above it didn't do so already.

>>47093679
>Their level of sapience and human qualities vary immensely not only between species, but vary depending on how the writing thinks they need to be
Yes, different pokemon work in different ways. Its not inconsistent, you just made that up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:34:47 No.47093744 Report

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>>47093696
Im not a fan of gen 4's starters, but I like torterra's design, even if its a bargain bin venosaur
I guess the first starter lineup I just straight up didnt like was gen 6's

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:35:16 No.47093747 Report

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>>47093696
The only time I haven't liked at least 1 starter was gen 2. 6 came close.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:36:33 No.47093757 Report

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>>47093696
Gen 6, but I thought Rowlet was okay so it kinda skips Gen 7 to go back to hating all of them in Gen 8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:37:34 No.47093769 Report

Quoted By: >>47093812

>>47093054
If the beastiality perverts want an occasional humanoid pokemon so they can jerk off, I don't give a shit. I just don't want EVERY third form starter to be humanoid, like they have been for the last three fucking generations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:42:43 No.47093812 Report

Quoted By: >>47093828

>>47093769
Greninja and Primarina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:43:43 No.47093819 Report

Quoted By: >>47093828

>>47093679
>fantastical creatures act in strange ways
Oh my God, say it isn't so! It's like how Godzilla will one minute be talking to Anguirus then the next minute he's curled up like a shrimp flying backwards with his atomic ray after Hedorah and then he'll be turning himself into an electromagnet to pull Mechagodzilla to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:45:07 No.47093828 Report

Quoted By: >>47093852

>>47093812
Greninja is a humanoid.
>>47093819
Not him but how do you not get that "weird shit" is different from "eating like a dog despite being a tool-using sapient"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:45:41 No.47093835 Report

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>>47093696
I've liked at least one starter in every Gen.

Gen 1: Charizard, Venusaur
Gen 2: Typhlosion, Feraligator
Gen 3: all three
Gen 4: all three but especially Torterra
Gen 5: all three
Gen 6: Chestnaught, Greninja
Gen 7: Decidueye, Incineroar
Gen 8: Cinderace

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:47:26 No.47093852 Report

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>>47093828
>weird shit from weird monsters
You don't say. How about that Metagross that's smarter than ten supercomputers and hunts living prey by crushing other Pokemon under its body and then devouring them whole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:48:42 No.47093863 Report

Quoted By:

>>47093054
>noodle man lizard
>barafags
take your meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:54:13 No.47093928 Report

Quoted By:

>>47093696
gen3

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 20:56:21 No.47093954 Report

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>>47093696
gen 5. Cinderace grew on me after a while but Emboar still looks like shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 21:00:24 No.47093997 Report

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>>47093696
Gen 5, and I really did try to like Samurott

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 May 2021 21:04:08 No.47094032 Report

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>>47093696
Gen 5 hands down. I liked Tepig and Dewott but every other form of them was so bad. Gen 6 was pretty terrible too

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