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Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 15:21:20 No.47109125 View View Reply Original Report

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Is it beef from cattle or is it Tauros meat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 15:22:07 No.47109137 Report

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>>47109125
It's vat-grown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 15:22:43 No.47109143 Report

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>>47109125
Tofu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 15:24:39 No.47109156 Report

Quoted By: >>47109575 >>47112716 >>47112737

>>47109125
Its beyond meat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 15:28:07 No.47109178 Report

Quoted By: >>47109191 >>47109743

>>47109125
Cattle don't exist
It could be any pokemon's meat and eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 15:30:17 No.47109191 Report

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>>47109178
so Porygon then

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 15:30:21 No.47109192 Report

Quoted By: >>47109575 >>47109743 >>47109839 >>47113099

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 16:29:44 No.47109539 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 16:31:09 No.47109544 Report

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>>47109125
Its concentrated soi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 16:32:24 No.47109552 Report

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>>47109125
It's darumaka droppings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 16:36:18 No.47109575 Report

Quoted By: >>47118170

>>47109125
Imported Miltank from other regions and the Isle of Armor
>>47109156
This also works
>>47109192
What's this from? I'd like to read it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 16:37:43 No.47109588 Report

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>>47109125
They make no idea attempt to hide the fact that people eat Pokemon. There are no real animals in the Pokemon world, so Pokemon take their place.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 16:44:17 No.47109627 Report

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>>47109125
Made of bug type Pokémon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 17:02:33 No.47109743 Report

Quoted By: >>47109819 >>47109961

>>47109178
>>47109192
>>47109588

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 17:11:23 No.47109798 Report

Quoted By: >>47109905

>>47109125
Who cares? The canon is a complete mess anyways. Although >47109192 's pic are official guidelines the facts tell otherwise.
>There's only one timeline and it's all over the place based exclusively on Red and Blue showing in some capacity and/or explicit references to some point in their timeline appear (Gen 4 having the lake of rage incident on tv in the beginning, legendary trainers in S/M or the retconning of LGPE) and gens 3 and 8 are their own thing.
>We've seen animals in the anime, some referenced in the games dex, fish included and despite all of this they showed Magikarp sashimi.
>The games and show talk about South America, Guyana, India, Russia, USA, the Apollo moon landing and other real world locations.
>They've shown real world fruit and vegetables in the show and now in the games.
They don't fucking care why should we? Just so a bunch of witless youtubers make money out unfunny videos and horrible top lists of bullshit facts we had to make up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 17:14:07 No.47109819 Report

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>>47109743
>X and Y has real world fish and butterflies
woah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 17:16:21 No.47109839 Report

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>>47109192
Those monsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 17:26:28 No.47109905 Report

Quoted By: >>47115230

>>47109798
All real world stuff has been retconned out. That includes animals and locations.

Pokemon is a fantasy world only loosely based on the real world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 17:34:55 No.47109961 Report

Quoted By: >>47110084 >>47113110

>>47109743
>what is a retcon

The Pokedex categories thing is debunked by Pokemon literally being referred to as bird, fish, etc. Yamper's dex entry even outright calls it a dog.

>Sword: This Pokémon is very popular as a herding dog in the Galar region. As it runs, it generates electricity from the base of its tail.

Not even a dog Pokemon, just a dog. Because there are no non-Pokemon dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 17:41:38 No.47110002 Report

Quoted By: >>47110045

there were steaks in Alola too, the battle buffet had "take-down steaks" as a serving you could get

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 17:43:28 No.47110018 Report

Quoted By: >>47110045

I played SwSh recently and I swear you go to a seafood restaurant with the chairman, so...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 17:48:55 No.47110045 Report

Quoted By: >>47110122

>>47110018
...so what? Of course they eat seafood. The question is whether that seafood is regular fish or fish Pokémon.
>>47110002
But is it cow steak or Pokémon steak

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 17:53:41 No.47110072 Report

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What Pokémon are these made with?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 17:54:29 No.47110084 Report

Quoted By: >>47110114

>>47109961
Those are categories just like there's bug types. That one leaked guideline for 3rd parties mentions that they should never depict real animals because the Pokemon replace the animals. Yamper can be both a dog and a Pokemon, the term dog is a category term but that doesn't mean there's actual dogs in the Pokemon universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 17:59:53 No.47110114 Report

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>>47110084
I think that’s what he was saying, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 18:02:00 No.47110122 Report

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>>47110045
What Pokemon is known for using the move Take Down?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 19:37:56 No.47110837 Report

Quoted By: >>47112767

>>47109125
Are Pokemon slaughterhouses full of people battling Tauros, Grumpigs, and whatever else in order to pacify them before killing them? Or do they do it all mechanically somehow?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 23:27:15 No.47112716 Report

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>>47109156
This looks like an Omega Mart product.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 23:30:59 No.47112737 Report

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>>47109156
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 23:36:27 No.47112767 Report

Quoted By: >>47112829

>>47110837
I imagine they are born in captivity and kept in line by other pokemon who act as enforcers, who do this in exchange for not being eaten. Pokemon apparently are capable of farming and giving the produce to humans a la poekpelago, nothing to stop them from doing this with more than berries and pokebeans. Hell, the pokebeans themselves could be incorporated into the food to keep the pokemon complacent and even willing to be food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 23:36:58 No.47112770 Report

Quoted By: >>47112794 >>47117206

Seems fucked up to eat Pokémon desu. Yes, yes, you can argue it's no different from eating a cow or a pig, but most people don't keep cows and pigs as pets. A closer comparison would be dogs. And you wouldn't eat a dog, would you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 23:41:39 No.47112794 Report

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>>47112770
You say that but there are plenty of people who have pet birds or fish and continue to eat chicken, etc. There are people who even raise chickens for food and will have just one that they keep as a pet, though it might live with the other chickens that are meant for food.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 May 2021 23:47:06 No.47112829 Report

Quoted By: >>47112922

>>47112767
It would be crazy if there was a dystopian society where drones monitor the pokemon to make sure they don't rebel against the human-led status quo. They might even be forced to battle and compete in beauty contests for nothing more than people's amusement.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 00:01:28 No.47112922 Report

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>>47112829
Or where beings of human intelligence exist as literal gambling prizes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 00:26:57 No.47113099 Report

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>>47109192
Contrasting this with what we saw in the first two gens is fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 00:28:33 No.47113110 Report

Quoted By: >>47113301

>>47109961
XY is late enough that claiming retcon isn't that valid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 01:00:58 No.47113301 Report

Quoted By: >>47113315

>>47113110
There were no real animals in XY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 01:02:41 No.47113315 Report

Quoted By: >>47113354

>>47113301
Butterflies and mundane fish aren't real animals? You could at least read the fucking image, you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 01:07:27 No.47113354 Report

Quoted By: >>47113369

>>47113315
Those are not butterflies and fish, they're abstractions of butterfly Pokemon like Butterfree and Vivillon and fish Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 01:09:13 No.47113369 Report

Quoted By: >>47113527

>>47113354
Butterfree and Vivillon are not tiny, sorry anon. Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 01:23:01 No.47113506 Report

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>>47109125
basedburger or slowpoke tails

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 01:26:13 No.47113527 Report

Quoted By: >>47113538

>>47113369
Hence why I said it's an abstraction

They didn't feel like modelling Vivillon and Butterfree

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 01:28:21 No.47113538 Report

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>>47113527
>It's an abstraction
Except no, they look like actual butterflies and fish. If they had any intent to make them look like pokemon, they would have.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 02:01:38 No.47113765 Report

Quoted By: >>47115200

And thus, man devoured the flesh of their lesser and the beasts shuddered in awe and fear

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 02:05:27 No.47113787 Report

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>>47109125
It's Indian elephant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 02:16:05 No.47113844 Report

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>>47109125
It’d be Miltank meat, unless they geld Tauroses or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 02:17:38 No.47113861 Report

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>>47109125
Prime cut of Miltank and/or Tauros

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 02:51:16 No.47114090 Report

Quoted By: >>47114119

Minior on the Half Shell, anyone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 02:55:05 No.47114119 Report

Quoted By: >>47114170 >>47114551

>>47114090
Minior looks like it would taste like rock candy, not seafood

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 02:55:36 No.47114122 Report

Quoted By: >>47115200 >>47119445

>>47109539

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 03:02:03 No.47114170 Report

Quoted By: >>47114330 >>47114361

>>47114119
Taste is all in the preparation, good sir. Perhaps a roasted Wishiwashi is more to your liking, then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 03:32:37 No.47114330 Report

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>>47114170
Yeah, I'd eat that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 03:37:26 No.47114361 Report

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>>47114170
>8 inches
>Less than a pound
Is this made of air?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 04:19:38 No.47114551 Report

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>>47114119
It is actually a dessert
It's served with fresh lemons because Pink Minior are notoriously extremely sweet, and the Lemon offsets that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 04:24:06 No.47114568 Report

Quoted By: >>47114774

>>47109125
It’s all impossible meat and seafood. Humans don’t eat Pokémon.

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Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 05:16:01 No.47114774 Report

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>>47114568
Sure they don't, buddy, sure

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Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 07:20:22 No.47115200 Report

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>>47113765
>>47114122
That doesn't even look half good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 07:32:42 No.47115230 Report

Quoted By: >>47116524

>>47109905
Is it though? The virtual console releases of gen 1 still had them and that wasn't long ago, if they cared so much they could include a message along the lines of "this is a work of fiction any mention to real world events and locations yadayadayada..." like the infamous Persona Hitler, they still get paid having the 1st movie on streaming services even promoting it on their own official Pokemon TV app. They don't really care neither should we.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 10:32:14 No.47115777 Report

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>>47109125
It is Pokémon world meat *laugh*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 14:29:45 No.47116524 Report

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>>47115230
Not bothering to change text in an old game doesn't mean said old text is still canon.

The games don't show or reference real animals anymore, the anime doesn't show or reference real animals anymore, TPC outright says that they don't exist.

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Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 14:42:11 No.47116601 Report

Quoted By: >>47116738

Do perfect IV Pokemon taste better?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 15:08:15 No.47116738 Report

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>>47116601
I would imagine they do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 16:20:16 No.47117206 Report

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>>47112770
I’ve consider it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 16:43:19 No.47117336 Report

Quoted By: >>47117357 >>47117386

TPC is retarded. Real animals existing in the pokemon world but being given zero focus is the most rational explanation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 16:45:51 No.47117357 Report

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>>47117336
They would be realistically be driven to extinction by the Pokemon. There is no place for animals in this universe.

Pokemon is far from the only series to have monsters completely replace animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 16:50:15 No.47117386 Report

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>>47117336
Real animals don’t exist in Pokémon because the Pokémon are the animals

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Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 18:54:33 No.47118134 Report

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Case closed

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Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 18:58:50 No.47118170 Report

Quoted By: >>47119475

>>47109575
TPC product approval manual

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 21:42:47 No.47119445 Report

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>>47114122
Uma delicja~

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 21:47:13 No.47119475 Report

Quoted By: >>47119766

>>47118170
>There is no food chain
Well they obviously abandoned that 5 minutes after writing it down in both the games and the anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 22:19:05 No.47119722 Report

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>>47109125
Miltank, anon. Most meat comes from the slaughter of females. Don't they teach you kids anything these days?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 May 2021 22:25:25 No.47119766 Report

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>>47119475
This guide is for third parties

The main games and the anime don't have to follow these rules because they're first party content

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