>>47119995Another one for the Pasta
Why Galar Sucks
>There's a monopoly run by Rose; a moronic, alleged "genius" who thinks that the best way to save Galar is to destroy it. He also makes creepy faces at young models and says "how far you'll reach is up to you">Oleana is clearly unstable (likely overworked due to having to babysit Rose all the time)>The Royal Family hides Galar's history from the Galarian populace in order to control them. Also their hair looks dumb>The main form of entertainment involves using the radiation that almost destroyed Galar to mutate Pokémon into raging kaiju>Galar's entire culture involves worshipping Leon's UNDEFEATED CHARIZARD>Leon's directional dyslexia is treated as a joke. The only reason he hasn't gotten himself killed is because Galar is a glorified corridor>Spikemouth is a dilapidated shantytown overrun by fanatics who are obsessed with a teenage girl>Opal kidnaps orphan boys off the streets and converts them into "fairies". Also, she's either too senile to know her age, or a lying cheater.>"Professor" Sonia is a lazy, woman child who only got her job by nepotism, makes children do her dirty work, steals large portions of her Nessa's meals, and rubs Pokemon without their consent.>26% of Pokemon are banned for no reason other than likely xenophobia or racism against other regions. Meanwhile the thing that almost destroyed Galar is allowed>Peonia is an annoying brat>Digging Ma is either too stupid to use a shovel without breaking it or is intentionally scamming people out of Armorite Ore.>Cara Liss creates abominations with debilitating defects and passes them of as natural Pokemon>Calyrex possesses people and robs them of their bodily autonomy>The hero that presses its body against foes with a king's shield can't use King's Shield or Body Press.>Galar is obsessed with competitive battling but they're terrible at it>They chop off Slowpoke tails and eat them, even though GSC established that this is cruel. 
