I am literally incapable of playing a Hoenn game without one in my party. Every single one of the dozens of times I began a new game in Ruby, Sapphire or Emerald I ran tirelessly through route 102 trying to get a Ralts. Even now that I'm playing the gen VI remakes I refused to advance the storyline until I caught a Ralts.
And not just any will do, I specifically need a female one. Males are anathema, Gallade is a lie. I NEED a female Ralts, a female Kirlia, and a female Gardevoir. I CRAVE them. Like many other people I want Pokemon to be real, but in my case it's completely exclusively because of my endless desire to smash some of that Gardevoir puss. I dream of a night of passionate lovemakingwith my Ralts, Kirlia or Gardevoir in a tent in the woods, and then to cuddle with each other until we fall asleep.
It's the only thing in this life I want.
