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>>47153610
actually, anon, i was wondering if you could come over to mine.
i was told to keep this a secret, but i think you deserve to know the truth; this is an intervention. we've been increasingly worried about your obsession with fictional girls. it's all you ever talk about anymore.
i'm not asking you to change over night or anything. i'll that i ask is that you come over with an open mind.
we miss you, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 May 2021 23:25:10 No.47153703 Report

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>>47153692
Normalfags like this don't remember the Asuka vs. Rei wars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 May 2021 23:26:52 No.47153719 Report

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>>47153610
Sure, but know that I'm not gonna wear any condoms so if you aren't on the pill, well, too bad... if it's a girl I might pay you a visit in 15 years or so and fuck both of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 May 2021 23:28:19 No.47153732 Report

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>>47153703
Asuka vs Rei war was still being waged mercilessly until recently... Asucucks cocksuckers got Kensuke'd and BTFO into oblivion by Hideaki Anno, so they committed mass suicide. Good riddance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 May 2021 23:32:10 No.47153769 Report

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>>47153610
>Alright, I actually wanted to return your glove to you anyways that you dropped while on the subway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 00:31:27 No.47154347 Report

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>>47153610
Yeah!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 00:32:47 No.47154362 Report

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>>47153610
What are you wanting to do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 00:32:51 No.47154363 Report

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>>47153610
I want you to enslave me, mistress.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 00:35:19 No.47154384 Report

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>>47153610
Only if you have Mario Kart

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 00:36:37 No.47154395 Report

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>>47153610
>lives in New York
Can 2 people even fit in your apartment?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 00:38:03 No.47154405 Report

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>>47153610
No your house has cockroaches

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 00:52:03 No.47154511 Report

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>>47153610
No thanks, I'm happy without having any STDs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 00:57:07 No.47154551 Report

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Pfft I dont hang out with weaklings. See ya later Feraligatr

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 01:32:00 No.47154857 Report

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>>47154405
Typical new yorker apartment

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 01:33:40 No.47154868 Report

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>>47154405
>>47154857
dont forget the huge rats

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 01:36:22 No.47154893 Report

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>>47153719
based.
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 01:37:23 No.47154904 Report

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>>47153613
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 01:37:26 No.47154905 Report

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>>47153610
What for? We gonna play vidya?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 01:43:35 No.47154966 Report

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>>47153610
Okay but dinner only.
My Mom gets worried if I stay over at someone's place past 10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 May 2021 02:00:38 No.47155143 Report

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>>47153610
When are you going to let me fuck Hilda?

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