>AAAAAALOOOOOOLAAAAAA! LET'S STOP FOR A MINUTE TO LEARN HOW TO GREET PEOPLE, WHICH IS DONE IN CUTSCENES AND REQUIRES NO PLAYER INPUT
>LET'S CROSS THIS FENCE, BUT WE ARE TOO INCOMPETENT TO ANIMATE AN OVERWORLD OBJECT AND THE GAME NEEDS TO LOAD ENCOUNTER TABLES SO LET'S FADE TO BLACK FOR FIVE SECONDS FIRST
>HI MALASADA I'M YOUR FRIENDLY RIVAL MALASADA WATCH ME HOP IN PLACE LIKE A TODDLER FOR A WHOLE MINUTE MALASADA I JUST WANNA PWAY WITH MY POKEY WOKEY MALASADA
>HELLO PLAYER DID YOU KNOW THE SKY IS BLUE AND THE WATER IS WET? LET'S LEARN MORE ABOUT THESE EXTREMELY BASIC CONCEPTS IN THIS UNSKIPPABLE TEN MINUTE TUTORIAL
>ALOLA ROTO! WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING TO ME ROTO!? STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO THE GAME AND TOUCH ME ROTO! I'M GONNA BLOCK YOUR ENTIRE MENU INTERFACE UNTIL YOU SPIN MY ROULETTE ROTO!
