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>be me, last week, walking to work
>go through a park since I have time for a scenic route
>spot some obese creep tugging at the fur of a Braixen, the Pokémon is clearly scared and confused, as noted by its distressed cries
>look around for the nearest officer and find him sticking out of a bush with an Arcanine, goading a surprised toddler to a battle
>rush to him and tell him about the pokephile molester
>“sorry guv, can’t do anything about that.”
>hear some rushed footsteps behind me, turn around and find an office lady who saw what I saw
>she yells at the officer about an “illegal” pokemon
>the officer became enraged and sprinted at where the obese creep is
>the creep was cuffed, given a fine, and transported to the nearest station
>the harassed Braixen was beaten unconscious by the Arcanine and put in a box with the label “illegal immigrant” on it
I’ve also been interviewed by the biggest news station in the region about this incident, but in the end, they didn’t include my bit and only aired the lady. Galar truly is a corrupt hellhole.
>go through a park since I have time for a scenic route
>spot some obese creep tugging at the fur of a Braixen, the Pokémon is clearly scared and confused, as noted by its distressed cries
>look around for the nearest officer and find him sticking out of a bush with an Arcanine, goading a surprised toddler to a battle
>rush to him and tell him about the pokephile molester
>“sorry guv, can’t do anything about that.”
>hear some rushed footsteps behind me, turn around and find an office lady who saw what I saw
>she yells at the officer about an “illegal” pokemon
>the officer became enraged and sprinted at where the obese creep is
>the creep was cuffed, given a fine, and transported to the nearest station
>the harassed Braixen was beaten unconscious by the Arcanine and put in a box with the label “illegal immigrant” on it
I’ve also been interviewed by the biggest news station in the region about this incident, but in the end, they didn’t include my bit and only aired the lady. Galar truly is a corrupt hellhole.
