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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 07:09:38 No.47174484 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>47174517 >>47174540 >>47175639 >>47175674 >>47179136 >>47181152 >>47183768 >>47183824

Retarded faggot: "You don't get it! Y-you have to head canon that you own them! I-it's grooming!! It's wrong to wanna marry a pokemon that can protect you more than any normal female could!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 07:15:23 No.47174517 Report

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>>47174484
Stop the Reddit speak bud

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 07:19:55 No.47174540 Report

Quoted By: >>47183630

>>47174484
>unironically referring to women as “females”
You reek. Stop thinking of Pokémon as substitutes and cease being a loveless failure in life.

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 12:49:57 No.47175639 Report

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>>47174484
>not wanting to be the pokemon wife
if you’re gonna open up the floodgates for fantasy you ought to go all the way

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 12:57:53 No.47175674 Report

Quoted By: >>47175680

>>47174484
Up until now I've never noticed the sheer amount of fur Delphox has growing out of its ears.

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 12:59:44 No.47175680 Report

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>>47175674
you must be 18 or older to use 4chan

Dio Chrysostom

Dio Chrysostom Sun 23 May 2021 13:38:43 No.47175799 Report

Quoted By: >>47175867 >>47178887

Get help. Not only do you people make things up to justify this obsession now you make threads like this.

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 13:52:28 No.47175867 Report

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>>47175799
rent free

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 14:00:43 No.47175903 Report

Quoted By: >>47175941 >>47175959 >>47175967

If wanting to marry the one you love is wrong, then fuck being right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 14:07:12 No.47175941 Report

Quoted By: >>47176051

>>47175903
Fantasizing about molesting and grooming fictional creatures is wrong, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 14:11:03 No.47175959 Report

Quoted By: >>47176043 >>47176051

>>47175903
>marry
correction: force a creature you enslaved and groomed from the moment it was a child to be your unwilling/unwitting partner.
With this mentality, I’m sure you’re a pedo irl as well, perhaps even an actual zoophile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 14:12:54 No.47175967 Report

Quoted By: >>47176043 >>47176051

>>47175903
also
>love
translation: horny.
you’re incapable of knowing what love is, since you never experienced it before, and you never will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 14:24:15 No.47176043 Report

Quoted By: >>47176065

>>47175959
Not him, but you could argue that pokemon are sentient and consent. >>47175967
This, however, is spot on. If pokemon were real, you would try to fuck one, realize you hate it, swear off pokemon, still jerk to pokemon, and then repeat the process.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 14:26:30 No.47176051 Report

Quoted By: >>47176622 >>47176682 >>47179310

>>47175941
>>47175959
>>47175967
>be me, in an undisclosed location in sokol
>wake up at three in the morning after sleeping on splintered wood for half an hour because REM cycles are for faggots
>eat a bowl of nails marinated in my own piss with my hands, urine and metal are just atoms anyways, no different from normie-tier bacon and eggs
>spend the next three hours until sunrise hammering a rusty nail through my hand and pulling it out with my lemonade-soaked mouth as a routine to replace morning coffee with pure pain to compensate for sleep deprivation
>punch another hole through my wall to start my morning commute
>sprint 40 miles to the siberian coast and swim 30 miles to my oil rig plant, all while naked (wim hof is a poser, believe me)
>twelve hours into my 24 hour shift, supervisor wants me to take a 10-minute breather
>almost beat the shit out of him for assuming i'm that much of a weakling but i felt merciful enough (i needed another nail/piss meal anyways for the swim home)
>see computer in the break room, instantly start fuming knowing faggot retard fuckfaces like him are ubiquitous online
>start my crusade with a side of piss and nails

did i get it right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 14:28:45 No.47176065 Report

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>>47176043
Reminder that Masuda said Pokémon are barely sentient, aka sapient, and that according to the Pokédex most Pokémon aren’t smart enough to consent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 15:58:58 No.47176622 Report

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>>47176051
Cope

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 16:04:55 No.47176682 Report

Quoted By: >>47176784

>>47176051
>NOO WHY MUST PEOPLE HAVE JOBS AND EARN MONEY WHILE I JUST SIT HERE MOOCHING OFF THE GOVERNMENT AND MY PARENTS! I JUST WANNA JERK OFF TO ANIMALS AND SMALL CHILDREN ALL DAY
>EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET ME AND I'M IN THE RIGHT
>MAGIC MEANS SENTIENT AND ITS OK THAT I WANNA FUCK THEM OK!
>GET OFF MY BACK OK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 16:05:15 No.47176687 Report

Quoted By: >>47176944

>Be me, hanging out with my Delphox wife in the park
>Some fatass dressed up in an Alola Ninetales outfit comes up and starts ranting about Pokemon absolutely cannot consent because they're all stupid beasts, about how I enslaved my Delphox wife, so on
>My Delphox wife expresses to me that his comments are insulting and upsetting her
>Realize I'm talking to one of those Team Plasma morons
>Report the butterball for Pokephobic remarks
>The cops take him away instantly
>Everyone applauds as I give my Delphox wife a deep kiss in celebration
Yep, just another day in the world of Pokemon.

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 16:09:33 No.47176724 Report

Quoted By: >>47176944

>nooooooo, i rite the lore for pogeymans, n-no-not the devs REEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 16:17:07 No.47176784 Report

Quoted By: >>47176854

>>47176682
>haha look at all these losers wasting time on imageboards
>i guess i'll spend all day on the same board as them to call them out on le degeneracy haha
looks like your responses are just as well thought out as usual. next time you argue from the /pol/ wignat soundboard at least try to aim for some self consistency

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 16:26:40 No.47176854 Report

Quoted By: >>47177494

>>47176784
you really need to learn to get your retards and boogeymen in order. i'm a completely different faggot who just poked his head in to see some schizo losing his shit over pokemon.
what is it with furfags thinking everyone is one person and constantly samefagging them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 16:36:47 No.47176944 Report

Quoted By: >>47177278 >>47181827

>>47176687
No. Even if you want to ignore all the hints that Pokémon romance is immoral consider the fact that Pokémon aren’t considered people in their own setting. It’s not the same as romancing an elf or an alien or even a khajiit. If Pokémon don’t even have personhood in their game it’s very likely their place in society is similar to those of animals, no contest there.

>>47176724
All you have is gags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 17:27:01 No.47177278 Report

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>>47176944
And all you have is the delusion of having agency in the lore of the series. Protip: When the creator of all describes a curvy shortstack with canon tits as being able to entrance humans with a shake of her hips, they kinda infer this is how the world works. That they're still at it 25 years later just shows how little people care they're at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 17:55:40 No.47177494 Report

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>>47176854
i don't think you have it in you to post an edited screenshot of your browser to 'prove' yourself right to replace these s4s tier reaction images

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 18:16:11 No.47177641 Report

Quoted By: >>47177727 >>47179016 >>47179141

What's with all these new anti-pokephilia fags? Do they know where they are? Do they know pokemon don't exists and such the imagination of one marrying a pokemon is as credible as their rants about how it's grooming or whatever? I feel like i am surrounded by 15 year old /pol/ newfaggots in these threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 18:25:04 No.47177727 Report

Quoted By: >>47179016

>>47177641
their heads are so far up their own self-righteous asses that they forget they're posting on the same board as us lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 20:40:26 No.47178887 Report

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>>47175799
>namefag thinks anyone should follow his advice
LOLOLOLOL

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 20:57:16 No.47179016 Report

Quoted By: >>47179150 >>47179195

>>47177641
>officer, please understand, just because it depicts fictional animals with animalistic features, animalistic genitals, and animalistic mating behavior, all the virtual zoophile porn you confiscated from me doesn’t mean I’m sexually attracted to animals!
>>47177727
>don’t criticize, only consoom and coom every single day like we do!
>also, why am I still a virgin? must be the women and feminism nowadays, there’s nothing wrong with me whatsoever. right, my marnie body pillow?

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:10:53 No.47179131 Report

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>continuing to seethe as you don't write the lore, can't influence its direction and the people who do, do not share your mindset

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:11:06 No.47179136 Report

Quoted By: >>47179186

>>47174484
Retarded faggot: "Retarded faggot: "You don't get it! Y-you have to head canon that you own them! I-it's grooming!! It's wrong to wanna marry a pokemon that can protect you more than any normal female could!""

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:12:16 No.47179141 Report

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>>47177641
>liking pokemon means you have to like goat fuckers
some people i swear

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:13:31 No.47179150 Report

Quoted By: >>47179234 >>47179346

>>47179016
>don't deviate from gynocentricism at all, only endlessly chase vapid holes every single day like we do
>also, why am I so angry all the time? must be waifufags online minding their own business. there's nothing wrong with me whatsoever, right, shaniqua?
right back at you

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:18:15 No.47179186 Report

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>>47179136
>Retarded faggot: "Retarded faggot: "You don't get it! Y-you have to head canon that you own them! I-it's grooming!! It's wrong to wanna marry a pokemon that can protect you more than any normal female could!""

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:19:09 No.47179195 Report

Quoted By: >>47179230

>>47179016
>all pokefuckers are weak, incel losers
>all pokefuckers have the mental and physical strength to rape any animal they want
Huh?

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:22:20 No.47179217 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:24:02 No.47179230 Report

Quoted By: >>47179292

>>47179195
where was it implied they do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:25:11 No.47179234 Report

Quoted By: >>47179248

>>47179150
>vapid holes
spoken like a true incel
i hope you'll find joy in your bitter life one day brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:27:59 No.47179248 Report

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>>47179234
yeah i'm having a pretty good time blowing you the fuck out lmao

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:34:32 No.47179292 Report

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>>47179230
You tell me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:38:21 No.47179310 Report

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>>47176051
>btfo’s tourists for all eternity
Nice

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:44:10 No.47179346 Report

Quoted By: >>47179545

>>47179150
>>minding their own business
>literally go out of their way to clog half the catalog with how thirsty they are for animals and children
>their entire personality literally revolves around how horny they are
>sole reason they fell down the zoophile/pedophile rabbit hole is because they can’t score, and instead blame others because they’re too scared to take a good hard look in the mirror
Remember; the more you writhe, the more of your insecurity is revealed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:51:10 No.47179411 Report

Quoted By: >>47180383

>47179346
>being THIS much of a newfag
This has been a part of the board since it opened daughter. Continue crying about being the minority of a containment board created to keep a kiddyshit series away from other adults. You're not being forced here, as usual.

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Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 22:08:20 No.47179545 Report

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>>47179346
let me do you a favor and show you the door

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 22:13:25 No.47179569 Report

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You give delphox a bad name :<

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 00:04:13 No.47180383 Report

Quoted By: >>47180438 >>47181109 >>47181204 >>47181373 >>47184808

>>47179411
Cope. A changing of the guard is underway you fossil

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Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 00:11:01 No.47180438 Report

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>>47180383
I'm not the one crying like a quim over the status quo. Or indeed thinking I can change endemic chan culture. Yet another thing you newfags fail to realise, NYPA..

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Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 01:40:46 No.47181109 Report

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>>47180383
>the first destination for our western revitalization campaign is a video game board on fourchannel
the absolute state

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 01:46:53 No.47181152 Report

Quoted By: >>47181166

>>47174484
lol doesn't he look cute in that dress

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Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 01:48:57 No.47181166 Report

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>>47181152
yeah that's the /vp/ spirit
christcucks and moralfags stay seething

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Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 01:54:30 No.47181204 Report

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>>47180383
>The Pokemon board is about to be replaced by bitter fuck-ups who hate Pokemon

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Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 02:20:03 No.47181373 Report

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>>47180383
TWO MORE WEEKS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 03:09:47 No.47181657 Report

Quoted By: >>47183389

>going out for the day with shiny garde-wife
>found her as a ralts while i was still a wee lad
>at this point we both know each other so well we practically are one another
>might as well be self cest
>the moment we get down the street some lard ass starts lecturing me on how she isnt sentient and just a mindless attack drone, and thus cannot give consent.
>garde instantly has a look of disgust on her face, which suddenly changes to a look i know very well. the one she makes when she is about to do something regrettable.
>convince her not to do it here
>as we run he somehow manages to waddle fast enough to keep up with us
>lead him deep into a forest
>she paralyses him
>she beats up some pokemon then we leave the forest
>8 days later
>breaking news: man found dead in forest, died from dehydration
>hear garde laugh from other room
>pretend that the laugh and news are not connected.
explains why she randomly leveled up overnight at least...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 03:39:32 No.47181827 Report

Quoted By: >>47181976

>>47176944
>>you want to ignore all the hints that Pokémon romance is immoral
>library story
>joke ads that literally showed girls swooning after the machamp line
>girl ingame dating machamp
>the point of literally EVERY game except SWSH is that the bad team treats them as nothing more than mindless animals, and the good guys treat them as equal companions.
cope some more. the only reason we dont have male X female pokemon relationships shown is cause its a idea that cant be presented to the general public without killing the series.

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Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 04:06:51 No.47181976 Report

Quoted By: >>47182185 >>47183816 >>47183876

>>47181827
As friends not as your spouse you freak,

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 04:42:55 No.47182185 Report

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>>47181976
games have never been about romance. so why would they answer that question? all we can do is pick up the pieces and see that its the implied answer.

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Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 09:17:07 No.47183389 Report

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>>47181657
this but for wynaut

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 10:07:20 No.47183630 Report

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>>47174540
>females are THIS mad at being called their gender.
Never ceases to amaze me. Get dehumanized and dabbed on, femshitter

NATSUO TORNADOQUEEN99 ISHIDO

NATSUO TORNADOQUEEN99 ISHIDO Mon 24 May 2021 10:38:40 No.47183768 Report

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>>47174484
HAHA LOL XD IM TAKING REQUESTSS ONLY TODAY \(^0^)/
>>47183668

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Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 10:48:04 No.47183816 Report

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>>47181976
>girls are swooning over bara humanoid pokemon because of their fantasies of friendship with them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 10:49:29 No.47183824 Report

Quoted By: >>47183833

>>47174484
Why would your marry some random animal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 10:51:06 No.47183833 Report

Quoted By: >>47183850

>>47183824
But they aren’t some random animal, they are a close friend and companion that’s been with you through thick and thin and has a sexy gardevoir mommy bod... and you’re a horny 13yo in the games

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 10:56:10 No.47183850 Report

Quoted By: >>47183877

>>47183833
They are just battle animals that can do 4 moves. It can't love.

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Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 11:00:56 No.47183876 Report

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>>47181976
Ah yes, "friends".

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Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 11:00:58 No.47183877 Report

Quoted By: >>47184827 >>47185874

>>47183850
they cant alimony half of your net worth either

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 14:11:59 No.47184808 Report

Quoted By: >>47186501

>>47180383
>Changing of the guard
>Literally the same one or two autists screeching in every pokephilia thread and no one else
You know that to do that you would have to outnumber them right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 14:16:54 No.47184827 Report

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>>47183877
Actually, not a bad deal.

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Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 16:44:27 No.47185874 Report

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>>47183877
REMINDER

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 17:48:09 No.47186501 Report

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>>47184808
>inb4 durr im a different guy durr
pokehaters may as well be a hivemind at this point, what difference does another IP make

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