Excuse me anon, we've received a report of sexual misconduct happening between humans and Pokemon somewhere around here. As you know, any human caught harboring any kind of sexual inclination towards a Pokemon will be prosecuted to the highest degree. This includes, but is not limited to, drawings or general depictions of Pokemon intended for sexual stimulation.

You wouldn't happen to know anything going on around here, would you? Do be warned that if it turns out you are withholding any information or are involved with this depravity yourself, you are only a hop, skip, and jump away from a lifetime behind bars.

Otherwise, have a good day and thank you for your cooperation.