I was in a thread
And I was just like, staring at swamperts thinking about everything
But then again, I was thinking about nothing
And then a schizo came in, and I didn't even know he was there
He called started samefagging and I didn't hear him
And then he started screaming, "Anon! Anon!"
And I go, "What? What's the matter?"
He goes, "What's the matter with you?"
I go, "There's nothing wrong schizo"
He goes, "Don't tell me that, you're a newfag!"
I go, "No schizo, I'm not a newfag, I'm okay, I'm just shitposting, you know? Why don't you get me a Swampert?"
He goes, "No! You're a newfag!"
I go, "Schizo, I'm okay, I'm just thinking"
And he goes, "No! You're not shitposting, you're a newfag!
Normal anons don't act that way!"
I go, "Schizo, just get me a Swampert, please? All I want's a Swampert"
And he wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Swampert
Just one Swampert
And he wouldn't give it to me
Just a Swampert!
