>Be me.
>Stationed near Cerulean.
>Want to open up a toll on the bridge north of the city.
>Ask Archer if I can.
>surewhatever.gif
>Based.
>Realize I need some extra muscle.
>Gotta be inconspicuous to preserve Team Rocket's relationship with the local Squirtle family.
>See a few kids skipping school.
>heythere.gif
>Ask them if they want to make some money.
>Tell them I'm opening a toll on the bridge and need some workers to monitor it.
>Woo dumbass kids with a huge bag of gold Nuggets.
>It's actually just a bunch of truffles in golden foil.
>Spend a few days like this, just plucking truants off the streets with empty promises.
>Separate the wheat from the chaff by having them battle each other over and over.
>Tell the strongest of the bunch to patrol the bridge from noon till evening.
>Tell them not to let anyone pass without forking over at least 750.
>School kids, picnickers, fishermen, hikers, etc, all cough over their money without batting an eyelash.
>Ironically, only the occasional brat gets wind of what's going on.
>If anyone tries to scooch by without paying the toll, my loyal brat pack beats the snot out of them and takes half their money anyway.
>Make at least 10000 a day.
>Pay them all 500 at the end of each evening and tell them their salaries are diluted from the value of a single Nugget to which they are all entitled at the end of the month.
>Have no idea what any of the bullshit coming out of my mouth means but they all buy it anyway.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm based.
