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Man I hate CRINGElar so much
>Galar is under a monopoly run by Rose; a moronic, alleged "genius" who wants to save Galar by recreating the event that almost destroyed it. He also makes creepy faces at young models and says shit like "how far you'll reach is up to you"

>Oleana is clearly unstable, likely overworked from babysitting Rose

>The Royal Family hides Galar's history and attempts to slander the true heroes by mind-controlling them. Also their hair looks dumb

>Their main entertainment uses the radiation that almost destroyed Galar to mutate Pokémon into raging kaiju

>Their entire culture is worshipping Leon's UNDEFEATED CHARIZARD

>Leon's directional dyslexia is treated as a joke. The only reason he hasn't gotten himself killed is because Galar is a glorified corridor

>Spikemouth is a dilapidated shantytown overrun by fanatics who are obsessed with a teenage girl

>Opal kidnaps boys off the streets and converts them into "fairies". Also, she's either too senile to know her age, or a lying cheater

>"Professor" Sonia is a lazy, woman-child who only got her job by nepotism, makes children do her dirty work, steals large portions of Nessa's meals, and rubs Pokemon without their consent.

>26% of Pokemon are banned for no reason other than likely xenophobia or racism against other regions; yet the thing that almost destroyed Galar is allowed

>Peonia is an annoying brat

>Digging Ma is either too stupid to use a shovel without breaking it or is intentionally scamming people out of Armorite Ore.

>Cara Liss creates abominations with debilitating defects and passes them off as natural Pokemon

>Calyrex possesses people and robs their bodily autonomy

>The hero that presses its body against foes with a king's shield can't use King's Shield or Body Press

>Galar is obsessed with competitive battling but they suck at it

>They chop off Slowpoke tails and eat them, even though GSC established that this is cruel

>Piers doesn't have a voice when he sings