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Pokemon team discussion

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 07:36:16 No.47331519 View View Reply Original Report

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So if Pokemon were real how would you react if this was your friend's Pokemon team?

Also what team would you have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 07:45:35 No.47331542 Report

Quoted By: >>47339168

>>47331519
I love Gothorita so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 07:50:40 No.47331558 Report

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>>47331519
Braixen for nal
Kirlia for vaginal
Gothorita for oral
Steenee for CBT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 07:53:23 No.47331570 Report

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>>47331519
Braixen for cuddles
Kirlia for snuggles
Gothorita for huggies
Steenee for wuggies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 08:02:12 No.47331593 Report

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>>47331519
Post the edit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 08:16:30 No.47331632 Report

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>>47331519
>So if Pokemon were real how would you react if this was your friend's Pokemon team?
Would tease him and joke about it occasionally, but not much else.

>Also what team would you have?
Pic. I thought a lot about what team i would have and these fit me the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 08:24:50 No.47331652 Report

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>>47331519
>how would you react if this was your friend's Pokemon team?
I would tell him he's based.
>Also what team would you have?
Same team but remove gothorita and add Mawile, Sneasel and Whimsicott.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 08:31:55 No.47331674 Report

Quoted By: >>47331835 >>47333803 >>47333845

Braixen is an anthro due to both its muzzle, paws, long ears and tail; and seems kinda odd being paired with a group of humanoids regardless of the other aspects of its body shape. Meloetta or Hattrem would be more an accurate pick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 09:27:16 No.47331835 Report

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>>47331674
>Meloetta or Hattrem would be more an accurate pick.
And Machoke even more accurate, but i think you missed the point here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 14:40:27 No.47333072 Report

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>>47331519
Nice!
>Rapidash (Kanto)
>Zebstrika
>Mudsdale
>Rapidash (Galar)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 15:11:20 No.47333274 Report

Quoted By: >>47335916 >>47336254

>>47331519
I'd have a team of 6 Braixen's and have them all sit on my face simultaneously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 16:34:35 No.47333803 Report

Quoted By: >>47333834

>>47331674
Hattrem doesn’t even have a human shape design unlike Braixen. It fits the theme, Braixen is also a humanoid and just because it has some non human traits doesn’t detract for that. It’s like excluding Kirlia for not having shoulders, or having weird horns, or big eyes or those weird hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 16:38:01 No.47333834 Report

Quoted By: >>47335015 >>47335065

>>47333803
Well, that anon did have a point, since braixen fits the description of an anthropomorphic animal, while others fit description of humanoid creatures.

But let's be honest, the theme of this team is not "humanoid creature", it's a "my waifu pet" theme..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 16:39:37 No.47333845 Report

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>>47331674
anon it's just lolifags looking for loli pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 16:56:45 No.47333996 Report

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I'd joke about but spy on him to see what's actually going on. Also 6 Arceus, you can never have enough arceus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 17:22:57 No.47334203 Report

Quoted By: >>47334262

>>47331519
My Turbo Autism real life team
Pidgeot for transportation
Chansey to make me scrambled eggs every morning
Gallade as my personal bodyguard
Absol to sense my impending doom and keep me safe
Tropius to provide me with bananas
Lampent to give me visibility at night and warm me up when it’s cold

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 17:31:43 No.47334262 Report

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>>47334203
>Pidgeot for transportation
>Tropius to provide me with bananas
Tropius is even better for transportation. And unfortunately it's bananas grow pretty slowly, like six months for growing them. I wanted tropius too, so was disappointed when i learned that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 17:33:38 No.47334275 Report

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>>47331519
I'd say they have shit taste for having steenee and gothorita

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 19:16:50 No.47335015 Report

Quoted By: >>47336588

>>47333834
The theme is mons that look like young girls. Being honest I think past the four legged mons and into the bipedal ones terms like humanoid don’t mean much in a Pokémon context. The franchise doesn’t care how humanoid something may or may not be and fan in general stop caring once you get to the bipedal Pokémon. The artist of the pic certainly didn’t care or people who are into those Pokémon don’t mind either seeing as Gothorita and Steene have a little more than 150 explicit pics and the middle ones are in the thousands. Even in Pixiv Kirlia and Baixen explicit numbers are pretty much the same and the 2nd most popular pic in Reddit pokeporn subreddit is one of those two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 19:23:44 No.47335065 Report

Quoted By: >>47335132

>>47333834
sounds like you and that anon have some personal issues with humanoid creatures based off of non-humanoid animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 19:35:30 No.47335132 Report

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>>47335065
>sounds like you and that anon have some personal issues with humanoid creatures based off of non-humanoid animals
Never thought of that, but probably the opposite? Braixen is the only one of the OPs four that i actually like. I do like Gardevoir, but not Kirlia, and the other two i don't like in any of the stages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 21:27:33 No.47335916 Report

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>>47331519
>how would you react if this was your friend's Pokemon team
I'd tell him that he's based as fuck
I'd also say the same thing to >>47333274

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 22:14:26 No.47336254 Report

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>>47333274
>Over 30lbs. of cookie and ass X6
Enjoy your cranium being flattened into a pancake , dear anon :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 23:06:02 No.47336588 Report

Quoted By: >>47336622 >>47336640 >>47337123

>>47335015
Kirlia has that many? Strange. Gardevoir is just so much superior in every way, drawing Kirlia is like drawing Ralts, why do it when you can have the final form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 23:11:30 No.47336622 Report

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>>47336588
>why do people who are into little girls/boys draw little girls/boys
it's a mystery anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Jun 2021 23:14:42 No.47336640 Report

Quoted By: >>47339347

>>47336588
Gardevoir towers over Kirlia. Something like 2k to close to 12k pictures.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jun 2021 00:28:25 No.47337123 Report

Quoted By: >>47338487

>>47336588
There are many cases where mid-evos are better than their final form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jun 2021 00:32:58 No.47337144 Report

Quoted By: >>47339158

>>47331519
>So if Pokemon were real how would you react if this was your friend's Pokemon team?

Depends on his answer when I ask him the question "So when are you going to evolve them?"

If he plans to, then continue from there and ask about what his team strategies are and battles, hopes for the future and his relationships with them (as friends and partners). If he doesn't actually care about any of them and just wants to use them as sex dolls, I politely leave the conversation and cut off all contact with him.

If he plans to never evolve them because "they're cuter when they're younger" and "I want them fresh for fucking" I ask him to excuse me for a moment and call the cops.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jun 2021 00:33:56 No.47337146 Report

Quoted By: >>47339523

>>47331519
Depends if its a boy or girl trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jun 2021 00:56:17 No.47337253 Report

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Hey anons, sorry to disrupt but I’m going planning on a Sword hardcore monotype Nuzlocke. What type should I do? It won’t start proper until I’m at the wild area, so I’ll use a method of either wishing stars or raid reset if I can get the raid to (re)spawn before Gym 1 in the Wild Area and one egg to replace my starter to decide my team. Of course if the type is common enough I’ll start from either Route 1 or 2. Honestly just throw me the type and I’ll decide from there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jun 2021 04:55:58 No.47338487 Report

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>>47337123
Kirlia looks really good but Gardevoir is amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jun 2021 07:58:56 No.47339158 Report

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>>47337144
>Depends on his answer when I ask him the question "So when are you going to evolve them?"
None of them evolve from items, so it'll probably be like in anime, it happens when it happens, so your question is pointless.

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Anonymous Thu 10 Jun 2021 08:00:29 No.47339165 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jun 2021 08:00:54 No.47339168 Report

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>>47331542
>>47331519
>gothorita
If I see this little goth bitch and her taller sister with cancertag in my showdown games ever again, I'll put my head through a wall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jun 2021 08:21:07 No.47339222 Report

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>>47339165
Based. Heat/Warmth is the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jun 2021 09:10:30 No.47339347 Report

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>>47336640
Quality > Quantity

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Jun 2021 10:22:22 No.47339523 Report

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>>47337146
Girl trainer and three out of four pokemon are male (except steenee ofc). And she's not intends to evolve them. So?

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