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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:14:04 No.47374401 View View Reply Original Report

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Pokemon do not have genitalia
Pokemon do not defecate
Pokemon cannot be evil
People do not eat Pokemon
Pokemon battles are not violent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:15:28 No.47374414 Report

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>>47374401
>People do not eat Pokemon

Explain Alcremie dex entry. People eat it's cream brah. Thats eating a pokemon imho.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:16:16 No.47374421 Report

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>>47374401
>he never watched the fucking anime

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:16:52 No.47374427 Report

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>Pokemon do not defecate
Maybe want to recheck your notes on your magnus opus there Junichi. You done fucked up.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:17:09 No.47374430 Report

Quoted By: >>47374486 >>47374502 >>47374814

I dont care about what op is saying i just came here to say that i feel so horny right now bye

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:22:18 No.47374476 Report

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>>47374401
>Pokemon cannot be evil

Junichi doesnt know what he is talking about. Check These ^

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:23:40 No.47374486 Report

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>>47374427
>Mulch
>>47374430
based

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:23:40 No.47374487 Report

Quoted By: >>47374648

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:24:36 No.47374495 Report

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>>47374476
The pokemon takes them to brazil

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:25:15 No.47374502 Report

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>>47374430
Based Masuda making anon horny.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:25:29 No.47374504 Report

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:29:41 No.47374538 Report

Quoted By: >>47374648

OH NO NO NO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:31:28 No.47374552 Report

Quoted By: >>47374593

>he STILL thinks entries are canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:33:34 No.47374577 Report

Quoted By: >>47374648

>>47374401
>Pokemon do not have genitalia

Yes they do

>Pokemon do not defecate

Yes they do, Guzzlord is considered weird for not pooping

>Pokemon cannot be evil

They're a species, morality differs between individuals

>People do not eat Pokemon

They do, it's just not brought attention to.

>Pokemon battles are not violent

The only correct thing here. Making battles non-violent is something Tajiri did because he dislikes violence in video games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:35:28 No.47374593 Report

Quoted By: >>47374624 >>47376065

>>47374552
They're in the game for a reason. They're there to tell us how these creatures function, and the entire franchise takes the Pokedex as gospel and shows the thing in it actually happening. Otherwise, it wouldn't been written in the first place. Writers don't put false information in their stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:38:48 No.47374624 Report

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>>47374593
Don’t reply to the retard trying to say he knows better than literal in game text

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:41:58 No.47374648 Report

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>>47374414
People do not violently eat Pokemon, Alcremie ia happy to share it's cream, please understand
>>47374421
Not canon, please understand
>>47374427
>>47374486
Droppings and mulch could be anything, please understand
>>47374476
Drifblim only abducts children to be friends with them, please understand
>>47374487
An oversight and retconned, please understand
>>47374504
>>47374538
Being mischievous or angry is not evil, please understand
>>47374577
Suck my dick, I make the rules, please understand

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:44:04 No.47374661 Report

Quoted By: >>47375053

>>47374648
Explain what people in the Pokemon world are eating then, Masuda. There are no animals for them to eat, and the people in this universe clearly aren't all vegan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:44:06 No.47374662 Report

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>>47374648
fucking kek

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:46:00 No.47374680 Report

Quoted By: >>47375053

>>47374648
>not eviiiiil

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:46:41 No.47374691 Report

Quoted By: >>47374712 >>47375053

>>47374401
>People do not eat Pokemon
Slowpokes' tails (?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:47:56 No.47374709 Report

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>>47374401
>Pokemon do not have genitalia
lies

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:48:12 No.47374712 Report

Quoted By: >>47375053

>>47374691
It's weird how Team Rocket cutting off Slowpoke tails was considered cruel in Gen 2, but then in the newer games, Slowpoke tails are a common delicacy, and it's explained that they grow back

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:49:56 No.47374733 Report

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>>47374401
imagine wanting to see a pokemon taking a shit.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:54:35 No.47374783 Report

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>>47374401
>Pokemon do not have genitalia
tell that to Greninja's penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:55:05 No.47374787 Report

Quoted By: >>47375053

Masuda doesn't really know shit about Pokemon, he just dodges questions and comes up with retarded answers

https://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2016/07/13/pok-233-mon-39-s-burning-questions.aspx

But his magnum opus of retardation of this:

>Don’t trainers who start their adventure in a town far away from the player’s home town have a difficult time starting because of the high level Pokémon and trainers in the area?

>Masuda: If it were me, I would think about moving somewhere else, definitely.

"Level" is obviously just an abstraction for gameplay purposes (and the person asking the question should have understood this too), but Masuda answers it if "levels" are actually a real thing that Pokemon have. Obviously, there are both weak Pokemon and strong Pokemon everywhere. The strongest Pokemon don't all just gather in one place near the end of the game.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:55:17 No.47374792 Report

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>>47374648
>could be anything
But it's referring to pokémon shit, given the series omniglot is notable for not leaving droppings behind.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:55:21 No.47374795 Report

Quoted By: >>47375053

>Pokemon do not defecate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:57:01 No.47374814 Report

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>>47374430
lol based
>>47374401
OP is a cuck
>>47374427
Maybe because Pokemon not shitting has never been a rule

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:57:39 No.47374816 Report

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>>47374476
This proves nothing. Could be taking them to the chiropractor or Build-a-Bear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 19:57:48 No.47374819 Report

Quoted By: >>47375053

>>47374792
Hell, Turtonator's shit is straight up referred to as "dung" in one of its entries.

>Moon: It gushes fire and poisonous gases from its nostrils. Its dung is an explosive substance and can be put to various uses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 20:18:00 No.47375036 Report

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>>47374401
Just wait till the chineese oligarchs buy out TPCI like they are doing with M$ and AppLel right now - I cant honestly wait to buy official PKMN custom sexdolls directly from Alibaba...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 20:19:18 No.47375053 Report

Quoted By: >>47375230 >>47375277

>>47374661
Pokemon world technology is amazing, they can perfectly replicate meats without harming Pokemon, please understand
>>47374680
Certain people fear and misunderstand dark types and create gruesome myths and urban legends about them, please understand
>>47374691
>>47374712
Not appropriate for smartphone children and thus retconned, the SwSh version is meat substitute, please understand
>>47374792
Droppings is referring to dropped bits of Guzzlord's food, but it's very greedy and hungry and never leaves them, please understand
>>47374819
Dung is merely digested food, which Turtonator regurgitates when it's done absorbing nutrients, please understand
>>47374795
Not canon and also terrible and unfunny, please understand
>>47374787
Fuck you bitch, eat shit you absolute fucking nigger, please understand

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 20:29:24 No.47375139 Report

Quoted By: >>47376818 >>47380932

>47375053
>trying this hard
>>47375036
Legally can't and you're smoking some galaxy-strength hopium, if you think the Party can ever change historical cultural perception. Nips see themselves as the *superior* Asian race. Party won't be able to change that thus won't be able to "save pogeymans" for you like you so desperately want.
Open a fucking history book some time, spend less time acting the /pol/tard here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 20:37:10 No.47375230 Report

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>>47375053
>Pokemon world technology is amazing, they can perfectly replicate meats without harming Pokemon, please understand

Considering that everyone in this world still drives cars, their technology isn't that advanced

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 20:41:36 No.47375277 Report

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>>47375053
>Dung is merely digested food, which Turtonator regurgitates when it's done absorbing nutrients, please understand
>regurgitates

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 22:01:45 No.47375999 Report

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>>47374401
Pokemon have mouths right?
That's good enought for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 22:08:28 No.47376065 Report

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>>47374593
Than I guess most Pokémon aren’t intelligent :-/

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 22:22:35 No.47376180 Report

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>>47374401
>Pokemon do not defecate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 22:38:17 No.47376324 Report

Quoted By: >>47376742

>>47374401
>Pokemon do not have genitalia
Yes they do confirmed by male/female marker
>Pokemon do not defecate
Yes they do co formed by mulch
>Pokemon cannot be evil
There is literally an "evil" typing
>People do not eat Pokemon
They have and do since gen 1
>Pokemon battles are not violent
They are. It's also slavery.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 22:39:27 No.47376334 Report

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>>47374401
>People do not eat Pokemon
anon...

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 23:25:11 No.47376742 Report

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>>47376324
Pokemon have never been slavery.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 23:31:11 No.47376802 Report

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>>47376742
Just Kidding

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 23:32:55 No.47376818 Report

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>>47375139
>he is STILL convinced that this "shields" him from (You)
Learn.
To.
Reply.
Properly.
You fucking newfaggot piece of shit.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Jun 2021 23:36:34 No.47376845 Report

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if they don't defecate then why do they have cute tight cock-milking buttholes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Jun 2021 05:04:45 No.47379229 Report

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>>47374401
1 + 1 = 3

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Anonymous Tue 15 Jun 2021 05:10:53 No.47379255 Report

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It’s for you

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Anonymous Tue 15 Jun 2021 10:00:08 No.47380212 Report

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>47379255
>frogposter

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Anonymous Tue 15 Jun 2021 13:16:42 No.47380932 Report

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>>47375139
If you wish to outsell Disney like modern GF and TPC obvously is determined to, you must trade your heart and soul away for the Ching-Chongs $$$ sooner or later, simple as that...

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