Alright assholes, tell me how the fuck Dark-Type works as a type, how does being a dickbag equal being a type? Why is it that punching a ghost does fuck all but being a dick about it while you punch suddenly means it hits the ghost super-effectively, why the fuck does being an asshole hurt ghosts? How the fuck is biting a 'Dark' thing to do when most Pokémon are fucking animals and biting would be a normal fucking thing to do? For that matter why the fuck is Absol a Dark-Type if Absol isn't malicious or insidious in any way, no ill-intent with it but people just thought it was an ass but now people know it's not but its still a Dark-Type because what, it bears the mark of fucking PokéCain because some people once though it was major douchebag? Couldn't any Pokémon be dark type if all it takes is some bitch think a Pokémon is being a shithead?