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Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 11:53:44 No.47395494 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>47395504 >>47395542 >>47395551 >>47395771 >>47396798 >>47397140

tell me /vp/
why do they eat like dogs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 11:55:06 No.47395496 Report

Quoted By: >>47397940 >>47398095 >>47400494 >>47400519

Because dog bowls are the superior design. Fuck plates, shit spills out everywhere if you put in enough food. Dog bowls are HUGE and give you HUGE servings to build HUGE muscles

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 11:58:03 No.47395504 Report

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>>47395494
Imagine wanting to fuck animals that eat like dogs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 12:01:57 No.47395518 Report

Quoted By: >>47395527

Since when does your dog hold its food in its hands?
Since when does your dog HAVE hands?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 12:02:00 No.47395519 Report

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To emphasize they are pets and as such inferior to humankind and justify what would be our world equivalent to cockfight with magic and shit as something kid friendly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 12:03:01 No.47395527 Report

Quoted By: >>47395532

>>47395518
He is talking about the bowl of pellets, Mr. Autismo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 12:04:45 No.47395532 Report

Quoted By: >>47395549 >>47395567

>>47395527
Ironic, given the materiel (You)'re reposting like a triggered queer, crying over Pulp's "smoke some fags" line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 12:07:33 No.47395542 Report

Quoted By: >>47395551 >>47396783

>>47395494
Yeah actually, don't they have about the same intelligence as humans? These "pets" are fully aware of all commands given to them, they 100% understand human language it's just that they vocal chords don't naturally talk like us - but the intelligence is there, as proven by Meowth who trained himself to speak.

..... the only difference between humans and mons is speaking the human language.
This is getting weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 12:08:31 No.47395549 Report

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>>47395532
>t. triggered dogfuckee

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 12:08:52 No.47395551 Report

Quoted By: >>47395619

>>47395494
Because they have status and intelligence roughly equivalent to dogs.

>>47395542
shut up retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 12:12:15 No.47395567 Report

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>>47395532
Did you have a stroke while writing or is there some sort of prize for writing like a gen z cartoon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 12:21:22 No.47395619 Report

Quoted By: >>47395626

>>47395551
Only the status but not the intelligence, depending on the mon (like Meowth..)
Excluding retards like Wobbuffet or Psyduck, the average mons like Pikachu or Greninja are fully sentient and will understand and form opinions on things.
>Hey Pikachu, which dress do you think looks better on me?
>'Pika!' *points to the pink one*
Or
>Hey Mr Mime, go play with that sad kid to cheer him up
>'Mime, Mime!' *Goes to the kid and starts goofily dancing*

If a Machoke or Conkeldurr learned to talk there'd be little difference with a human, and in Pikachu's case zero difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 12:22:34 No.47395626 Report

Quoted By: >>47395630

>>47395619
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 12:23:54 No.47395630 Report

Quoted By: >>47395637

>>47395626
You guessed right, I'll just fap to Gardevoir now. Off model.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 12:24:46 No.47395637 Report

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>>47395630
Pokémon are animals.

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 12:47:52 No.47395771 Report

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>>47395494
>Why do they eat like dogs
>posts a pokemon eating like a human

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 13:15:37 No.47395923 Report

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>>47395567
No, acid test to see how young and plebian this place is in the daytime. Needless to say it's very.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 15:19:29 No.47396783 Report

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>>47395542
Do you people not watch cartoons? Did you not grow up watching Hanna Barbara cartoons? Their cartoons were full of taking animals. Some were common pets and animals but others like Quickdraw McDraw were more like people. These are common things in cartoons. Of course there’s also the issue of what the Pokédex implies but that’s another topic.

Reason people get worked over this is because they have sentimental value over these creatures or you waifu one of them and don’t want to think of it as a cartoon magical dog despite that the series treats them like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 15:21:55 No.47396798 Report

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>>47395494
Because humans have decided to be slave owners to a sentient/sapient species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 16:16:58 No.47397140 Report

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>>47395494
If they're shown to be too human-like or sapient it would rise too many questions about why they're "owned" and live in balls. Making them eat dog food is an easy way to make the kids watching the anime associate them with actual pets despite everything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 16:21:10 No.47397170 Report

Quoted By: >>47397929

Pokemon don't eat dog food, they eat food which has intentionally been left ambiguous as to what it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 16:31:18 No.47397240 Report

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dogs eat with hands??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 16:56:08 No.47397478 Report

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 17:44:16 No.47397929 Report

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>>47397170
>ambiguous

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 17:45:50 No.47397940 Report

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>>47395496
t. Dog

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 17:47:09 No.47397950 Report

Quoted By: >>47397958 >>47397967

>>47397929
ambiguous

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 17:47:49 No.47397958 Report

Quoted By: >>47397967

>>47397950
Any idiot can tell that it’s meant to look like dog food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 17:48:42 No.47397967 Report

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>>47397958
No its meant to look ambiguous see >>47397950

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 17:50:08 No.47397976 Report

Quoted By: >>47397983

>>47395637
So are we. Can you please cry, seethe and cope more? You'll never stop being an enraged fucker or a cheap troll that believes anybody is gonna feel offended anymore about your opinion at this point. I have stood up for my pokefucking so many times for so long, and you have no idea. So you are like an ant to me. Shush.

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 17:51:02 No.47397983 Report

Quoted By: >>47397992 >>47398008 >>47398013 >>47398191 >>47398577

>>47397976
Stop sexualizing Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 17:51:40 No.47397992 Report

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>>47397983
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 17:52:25 No.47398000 Report

Quoted By: >>47398012

>>47395637
Word of God says pokemon are not animals. They take the place of animals but that doesn't make them animals themselves. Like what animal is Magnemite? What about Haunter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 17:53:27 No.47398008 Report

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>>47397983
Only one sexualizing pokemon right now is you schizofox

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 17:54:10 No.47398012 Report

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>>47398000
Fantasy animals retard

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 17:54:12 No.47398013 Report

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>>47397983
I AM GIANT STAND UPON MY SHOULDERS
WE'LL BE BREAKING BOULDERS UNDERNEATH MY FEET

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 17:54:31 No.47398015 Report

Quoted By: >>47398588

>>47398012
They aren't animals word of god says so. Cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 18:04:02 No.47398095 Report

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>>47395496
Keyed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 18:04:50 No.47398105 Report

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>>47398013
mmm Bidoof feet

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 18:14:48 No.47398191 Report

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>>47397983
I'll stop when Gamefreak or TPC stops

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 18:57:18 No.47398577 Report

Quoted By: >>47398641

>>47397983
Hello, my new winter jacket...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 18:58:34 No.47398588 Report

Quoted By: >>47398602 >>47398705

>>47398015
Next you’re going to say you’re a xenophile, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 19:00:11 No.47398602 Report

Quoted By: >>47400321

>>47398588
Because we are. the only reason you still get me to reply is because I am bored as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 19:04:34 No.47398641 Report

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>>47398577
You'll get cold in this skinned fur, get some real Vuplix, not shitposter.

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 19:14:00 No.47398705 Report

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>>47398588
Why would I tell you I'm something I'm not. I'm not attracted to foreign peoples, manners, or cultures Does that make me racist?. I'm attracted to cartoon characters like pic related

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 22:59:56 No.47400321 Report

Quoted By: >>47400332 >>47400383 >>47400539

>>47398602
What a dishonest little man you are. No one is going to look at the OP and think that’s an alien. Too many times have people misused that word. No, pokefucking is not xenophilia. The characters from Mass Effect are xenophilia, that one character I see posted from the Ratchet games is xenophilia. Pokémon are not xenophilia, they are not presented as aliens. Aliens don’t eat dog food and people don’t play with them with pet toys. It’s highly dishonest to just slap the xenophilia label to everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 23:01:02 No.47400332 Report

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>>47400321
>Pokémon are not xenophilia, they are not presented as aliens.
what about the pokemon that are like Clefairy, Deoxys or UBs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 23:08:33 No.47400383 Report

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>>47400321
>Aliens don’t eat dog food
Prove it, prove no aliens in all the universe won't eat dog food.
>people don’t play with them with pet toys
Prove it, prove no aliens in all the universe can be entertained by pet toys
>It’s highly dishonest to just slap the xenophilia
Its highly dishonest of you to do the same by equating xenophilia with aliens since xenophilia has nothing to do with aliens

Xenophilia or xenophily is the love for, attraction to, or appreciation of foreign people, manners, customs, or cultures

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 23:28:20 No.47400494 Report

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>>47395496

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 23:31:38 No.47400519 Report

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>>47395496
t. Fido

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Anonymous Thu 17 Jun 2021 23:34:10 No.47400539 Report

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>>47400321
>Aliens don’t eat dog food
Is actually the name of a chidrens audiobook on Amazon

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