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Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 19:58:53 No.47414056 View View Reply Original Report

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>"he" thinks loving your pokemon is wrong
Imagine choosing to be an incel even in a fictional world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:00:09 No.47414065 Report

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>>47414056
Only an incel would resort to pokephilia because they can't mate normally.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:00:44 No.47414067 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:01:29 No.47414075 Report

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>>47414065
Seethe and cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:01:30 No.47414076 Report

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>>47414065
Fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:01:48 No.47414078 Report

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>>47414067
>Implying fictional species that can reproduce with other species are going to have that type of genitals
Cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:01:49 No.47414079 Report

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>>47414065
Nobody can resort to pokephilia Anon. Pokemon aren't real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:01:57 No.47414084 Report

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>>47414067
>not a complete set
Pass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:02:31 No.47414087 Report

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>>47414076
cringe and wrongpilled

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:10:55 No.47414140 Report

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>Nobody can resort to pokephilia Anon. Pokemon aren't real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:18:02 No.47414191 Report

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>>47414067
no, I dont get it
is it supposed to be the colors of eeveelutions? how is that even relevant to this thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:18:28 No.47414197 Report

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>>47414067
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:20:23 No.47414208 Report

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>>47414056
so youd rather rape an animal than be an "incel"? Sorry but i'll just stick to actual girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:27:27 No.47414281 Report

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>>47414140
Think about it logically Anon. How can you have sex with a pokemon if pokemon aren't real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:32:03 No.47414326 Report

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>>47414208
>waaah waaah you can't be in a loving relationship with a sentient being capable of consent unless it's with a femoid landwhale!!
>raaaaape!!!
cry harder, babe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:37:05 No.47414370 Report

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>>47414056
The funny part of this post is it specifically calls yourself out as being an incel, but even more than that your self esteem is so low that you would STILL be an incel even in your fantasies and only fuck pokemon. This is next level sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:44:24 No.47414440 Report

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>>47414370
>The funny part of this post is it specifically calls yourself out as being an incel
Except it doesn't. It doesn't say anything about his real life relationships.
>but even more than that your self esteem is so low
No this suggests your self esteem is low, so low that you need to attack those who have self esteem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:46:24 No.47414465 Report

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>>47414370
>words words words blah blah bullshit blah
I will marry my Goodra.
Gonna cry about it? Gonna pee?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 20:49:17 No.47414499 Report

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>>47414197
what skill, ability or calling in life does that cutie mark symbolize?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 21:13:27 No.47414699 Report

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Don't marry your pet dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 21:16:06 No.47414721 Report

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>>47414699
Ah yes, the man who condones dogfighting for entertainment is telling you what's right and wrong.
Seethe harder please.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Jun 2021 22:47:52 No.47415438 Report

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>>47414699

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 03:43:51 No.47417530 Report

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>>47414721
Cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 03:46:33 No.47417543 Report

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>>47414281
Is that so? Then how can mirrors be real if our eyes arent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 03:50:46 No.47417561 Report

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>>47414197
I remember this, kek.
It's kosher too, in case anyone's worried.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 04:03:50 No.47417618 Report

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>>47415438
Based Gamefreak, as always

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 04:29:17 No.47417736 Report

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>>47414067

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 04:31:55 No.47417741 Report

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>>47414056
No, I wholeheartedly reject sex in and of itself regardless of whom it may be with. That being said nothing wrong with love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 04:34:45 No.47417751 Report

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>>47414056
I don't love Pokemon because Pokemon aren't (and never will be) real.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 05:01:14 No.47417868 Report

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>>47414056
good taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 05:07:15 No.47417897 Report

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>>47414056
>choosing to be an incel
That's not possible you retard. To be an incel you have to actively seek sex and fail. If you abstain by your own choice, you're a volcel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 06:18:39 No.47418178 Report

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>>47414056
so lemme guess you're not an incel irl either because you fuck your dog?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 06:24:44 No.47418204 Report

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>>47414699
NOOOOOOOOOOOO, DELET THIS
>masturbates to skitty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 06:29:38 No.47418219 Report

Quoted By: >>47418274 >>47419405

what's the point to being attracted to something fictional?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 06:46:01 No.47418274 Report

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>>47418219
I have an Umbreon tulpa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 06:47:01 No.47418277 Report

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>>47418274
ok and?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 06:52:07 No.47418291 Report

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>>47418277
I would not have an Umbreon tulpa if I weren't attracted to something fictional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 06:54:05 No.47418298 Report

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>>47418291
Umbreon is fictional. what's your point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 06:57:31 No.47418306 Report

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>>47414065
>he thinks human pussy is the only conquest
You are weak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 07:44:27 No.47418483 Report

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>>47418274
>I have an Umbreon tulpa.
Tell us more. What do you two like to do together?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 07:57:56 No.47418548 Report

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>>47418483
We read horse fanfics, hike at our local mountain, exercise together (coaching) and generally do most of my usual activities like work, or gaming, while she is by my side.
I've created her with the rough concept of an energetic, responsible elderly sister to complement my other tulpa, who is way more passive. She also loves socializing and forces me to talk to people when I don't want to.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 09:02:18 No.47418831 Report

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>>47414699

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 12:02:13 No.47419388 Report

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>>47414140
Didnt you got skinned alive multiple times already??? And how can you speak if Cutman have snipped your tongue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 12:07:52 No.47419405 Report

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>>47418219
>what's the point to being attracted to something fictional?
Because something fictional can be whatever you want it to be unlike real life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 13:05:29 No.47419604 Report

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>>47414065
FPBP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 13:15:51 No.47419642 Report

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>>47418831
>long ago people and pokemon were the same
>mfw pokemon used to be human but some cosmic fuckup turned them into monsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 13:51:10 No.47419773 Report

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>>47415438
And? They changed the line but that doesn't change the facts that Pokemon have been pets since the first generation. Plus even if they changed the wording they still added shit like Pokemon toys being replicas of real world pet toys like that cat toy in camp. It's clear even with the changed wording that Pokemon are still meant to be more like your pet and not your spouse.

>>47418831
Yes, that's in the past implying that modern people in the Pokemon think it's cringe to marry your Pokemon or let them eat at the table. Plus the whole deal about "being the same" could mean many things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 14:00:28 No.47419807 Report

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>>47414056
That is a big Espeon.

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Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 15:04:47 No.47420125 Report

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>>47419773
>Pokemon have been pets since the first generation
Ask me how I know you don't know shit about Capsule Monsters and its evoiliutionn into what becasme the biggest kid's brand in the world. The whole thing was suposed to have you travelling with your 'mon partner in the overworld from the get-go. ALL the concept art showed EVERY human with a 'mon companion, helping them in their daily life. The OG nip text reflects this ethos andd since they separated the universe from the real world continued that bent, delving deeper and richer into it, as they got better and better hardware to play around with. Sorry you fundamentally ignore what the devs continue to say, but smooth brains always ignore concepts too large for them to grasp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 15:09:50 No.47420153 Report

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>>47414326
Pokemon are animals
Animals are sentient
A non sentient being is a plant, rock, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 15:11:43 No.47420167 Report

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>>47419405
That's not true, it never will be real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 15:23:18 No.47420230 Report

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>>47420167
Okay, almost anything you want

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 18:21:45 No.47421386 Report

Quoted By: >>47421908

>>47420230
I'm too old for having an imaginary friend
And I'm not crazy enough either

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 19:27:49 No.47421897 Report

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>>47420125
Oak says that line in Gen I and in the GBA remakes. They changed it for LGPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 19:29:19 No.47421908 Report

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>>47421386
>implying tulpas are crazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 19:36:28 No.47421969 Report

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>>47421897
>still ignoring reality
Yep, because they were severely limited to what they COULD put in the games, text-wise. Doesn't negate the fact the franchise UTTERLY ignored that description to show them as equals (pikachu always sleeping alongside Ash, be it bed or floor), almost as if Tajiri had told them how he'd wanted it portrayed. Funny how the nips stayed consistent with his vision, the burger-led translations ignored it. Took till Gen V till they started adhering better to his doctrine when TPC created TPCi to run the brand for the weebs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 19:44:43 No.47422029 Report

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>>47414067
where's the black, lighter blue, and white cookies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 19:46:14 No.47422036 Report

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>>47414056
>choosing
>INcel
Words have meanings, you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 20:09:19 No.47422205 Report

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>>47415438
Man that game is ugly looking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 20:29:47 No.47422385 Report

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>>47421908
Yes, it's obvious

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 20:40:51 No.47422461 Report

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>>47421908
I've tried for years, no tulpa. Probably nuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Jun 2021 23:03:01 No.47423537 Report

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>>47417736
>>47414067
>no rainbow donuts
PATHETIC!!!

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