1. Quiver Dance
2. Drought
3. Quiver Dance
4. Quiver Dance
5. Drizzle
5.5 Fire horses look cool
6. Shell Smash
7. A lot of bullshit
8. Pink Blobs, Goes great with my favorite pokemon Shuckle in doubles because of Guard Split
9. Sleep Powder / Leech Seed / Regenerator
9.5 Starmie is pretty cool but all it does is spam Boltbeam
10. Imposter
11. Extreme Evoboost
12. Vaporeon because I used to use it to baton pass aqua ring before realizing Alomomola is generally better at that, but it can do a few other things.
13. Jolteon has the same problem as Starmie, Flareon is dogshit but one of my favorite designs of the gen.
14. Magic Bounce
15. Adaptability Hyper Beam meme is really funny
16. Rest/Roost+Multiscale, can set up with Dragon Dance
17. Godlike versatility, meme sets out the ass, can transform into a Shuckle with actual HP, personal favorite shitty gimmick is Block+Imprison+Transform+Softboiled
The rest of the Kanto dex is so god damn old hat, replaying Kanto is lame as fuck and so many of the pokemon are just shitty and generic. Seaking? Golduck? Dodrio? Arbok? Victreebel? They can go fuck off, why would you ever use those pieces of shit? When I replay Fire Red and transfer my team, I always end up tossing all of them into the box and leaving them there until I need the pokedex fodder.
