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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 11:30:23 No.47427482 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>47427487 >>47427546 >>47427577 >>47427927 >>47427995 >>47428025 >>47429286 >>47430294

if pokemon were real irl, would you unironically use them for going around the world and battling random normies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 11:31:01 No.47427487 Report

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>>47427482
nah i would fuck them

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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 11:31:36 No.47427488 Report

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>>47427487
first post based post, and as a neet basement dweller i wholeheartedly agree

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 11:46:03 No.47427541 Report

Quoted By: >>47427566

It's not fair, bros. Why can't pokemon be real so I could just have sex with dragonite or mudsdale instead all these 3d women?

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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 11:46:19 No.47427546 Report

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>>47427482
Probably

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 11:49:22 No.47427558 Report

Quoted By: >>47427562

I would travel and collect but not really battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 11:50:38 No.47427562 Report

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>>47427558
>pokemon ownership taxes
>need license to buy pokeballs
>mandatory pokecenter checks every year
no thanks, i'll stick to videogames

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 11:52:10 No.47427566 Report

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>>47427487
>>47427488
>>47427541
Stop being horny degenerates. Stop being attracted to Pokémon.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 11:53:23 No.47427569 Report

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>>47427566
i could say the same about 3d w***n

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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 11:55:30 No.47427575 Report

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>>47427566
no.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 11:56:06 No.47427577 Report

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>>47427482
Depends on what level of real.

Are we talking everyone lives in the anime world where you can get hit with a flamethrower and just get covered in comedic soot.
Or are we talking about realistic stuff where a pokemon using slash would probably have your organs spilling out all over the floor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 12:01:21 No.47427592 Report

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>>47427577
real world but anime pokemon mechanics. so pokemon using flamethrower on each others would send them to pokemon center, but if it hits you then you burn alive

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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 12:03:13 No.47427600 Report

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>>47427575
>>47427569
you are weird

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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 12:08:11 No.47427617 Report

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>>47427592
Then no, because fuck trying to catch a geodude and the thing fucking sets off a grenade blast.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 12:12:14 No.47427640 Report

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>>47427617
that would actually filter tons of plebs, making it a job for the select few, kinda like underwater explorers and similar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 12:14:56 No.47427653 Report

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Off-Grid living. Get the 3 starters and get moving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 12:15:47 No.47427658 Report

Quoted By: >>47428619

>>47427640
The more realistic we get the less likely I would be to go on an adventure. Would probably just end up with a dog, or cat of some sort. Maybe a drifloon, or a natu. Since I live close to some graveyards.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 13:09:25 No.47427927 Report

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>>47427482
>>47427592
https://www.smogon.com/smog/issue20/dangerous_irl

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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 13:12:17 No.47427939 Report

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>>47427927
>m0ost are le heckin kantomon
crange

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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 13:19:48 No.47427974 Report

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>>47427939
Probably because Kanto has more dumbass pokedex entries. Also the article was written in gen 5 iirc.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 13:23:07 No.47427995 Report

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>>47427482

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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 13:29:17 No.47428025 Report

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>>47427482
I wouldn't catch any Pokemon that would agree to being caught by a human just so they can battle and become stronger, just Pokemon who want companionship or who can live in a very symbiotic, give-and-take relationship with a human outside of battling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 14:57:07 No.47428619 Report

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>>47427658
Hey medical technology would be ridiculously good in a world with lethal monster fights and fossil revivals. So patch some ditto cells here and there and youre no longer a cripple!

But no I think the league would kill every murderous wild in a realitstic setting so they dont butcher civilians.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 16:37:25 No.47429286 Report

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>>47427482
we'd become best friend and it'd rule

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Jun 2021 18:07:10 No.47430294 Report

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>>47427482
It apparently makes you a lot of money wo shy not

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