/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #47460197

I'd rather have a life size Lillie, since I want to simulate the touch of a woman, since I miss it so much. I'd die if my parents found it though, so I'd never buy it. When they're gone I'm gonna commit suicide anyway, so it'd never happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 00:21:27 No.47460927 Report

Quoted By:

>>47460197
The department responsible for creating plushies hasn't been infiltrated by the uwuminati yet. Give them four years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 01:29:47 No.47461389 Report

Quoted By:

>>47460197
...that don't like like a gardevoir to me anon, that looks like an off-model bootlegged sex doll

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 01:38:18 No.47461453 Report

Quoted By: >>47461573 >>47461929 >>47463579 >>47469279

>>47460921
i feel this same way. i don't think i could suicide while i have close family alive still, but once they go i'm probably just gonna jump or something, unless something miraculous happens and i decide against that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 01:55:05 No.47461563 Report

Quoted By:

>>47460197
show hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 01:56:21 No.47461573 Report

Quoted By: >>47469279

>>47461453
Just dedicate yourself to something that won't get you blown up in a minefield and live for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 02:11:18 No.47461654 Report

Quoted By: >>47461663

I'm going to make a life-size Lopunny plush and it's going to be on-model

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO il_570xN.2580193485_i311.jpg, 86KiB, 570x808

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 02:14:13 No.47461663 Report

Quoted By: >>47466350

>>47460197
>>47460921
>>47461654
I don't think it will ever look good. Just skip the uncanny valley and stick with body pillows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 02:15:11 No.47461670 Report

Quoted By: >>47463597

>>47460516
Sound argument if they weren't already pumping out life size pokemon plushes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 02:50:57 No.47461929 Report

Quoted By: >>47463579 >>47469279

>>47461453
Really, it's only my parents. I'm distancing myself from my friends as they move on with their normal lives. As someone who isn't normal, I can't have that. So by the time my parents are gone I won't have any friends left and only my siblings will need to deal with my suicide.
I'll leave money so they don't have to pay for my cremation and disposal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 09:30:01 No.47463579 Report

Quoted By: >>47469279

>>47460921
>>47461453
>>47461929
Why are you fags such beta cucks? Every fandom I'm in has a lot like you faggots just waiting to off themselves quietly. I know life is shit, but suicide is a waste of life. If I ever decide to throw it all away I'm taking some fucking pieces of shit with me, send a fucking message.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 09:33:54 No.47463597 Report

Quoted By:

>>47461670
Sure 1:1, but not on that scale

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 09:56:02 No.47463664 Report

Quoted By:

>Everyone who buys one will end up getting a visit by the FBI.
>We find out that they're exclusively bought by 16 year old mexican boys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 10:13:03 No.47463727 Report

Quoted By:

>>47460197
>the things this doll has seen

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO il_794xN.2404596948_1npx.jpg, 93KiB, 794x1059

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 11:33:44 No.47464075 Report

Quoted By: >>47464785 >>47466383

This is made by the same person as OPs pic, this life size renamon plush actually looks pretty damn good and well made. That gardevoir plush is very questionable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 13:57:09 No.47464785 Report

Quoted By:

>>47464075
Maybe with the gardevoir he was going for on proportion body but then wanted a plushie to bang which is why the bottom half is spot on.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1624037680674.jpg, 6KiB, 280x180

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 14:00:02 No.47464796 Report

Quoted By:

>>47460197
>off-model

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 17:08:05 No.47466350 Report

Quoted By: >>47466419

>>47461663
I don't feel that well-made plushes are uncanny valley. POORLY made ones, for sure, but I'm super autistic about shape, structure, and proportions and wouldn't tolerate a wonky plush.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 17:10:26 No.47466383 Report

Quoted By: >>47466587 >>47468129

>>47464075
I've seen this seller's stuff before. He has an odd range of quality in his plushes. Maybe he gets help with some of the patterns and not with others.
I find it hilarious to read reviews for massive plushes like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 17:14:38 No.47466419 Report

Quoted By:

>>47466350
This, if the life-size plushies were of the quality of the official pokémon centre originals or whatever, I'd be tempted to buy them. As it's very much amateurs going off guessed proportions, they're a sliding scale of dodgyness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 17:35:47 No.47466587 Report

Quoted By: >>47466839

>>47466383
No gonna lie, id probably buy one of scizor or even renamon, but I'd be scared to see what scizor ends up looking like

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 18:04:00 No.47466839 Report

Quoted By:

>>47466587
>scizor
I legitimately want to make this happen (although slightly smaller than the pokedex height, closer to 5ft) and I've purchased all the fabric for it, but the project is on my back-burner because I haven't figured out how I want to do the skeleton. It's not the kind of plush that I would want without an accurately jointed skeleton.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 20:06:28 No.47467745 Report

Quoted By: >>47467870

>>47460197
Lifesize Lopunny for 50$ and I'll take one!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 20:19:52 No.47467870 Report

Quoted By: >>47467911

>>47467745
>50$ for a 1.2m tall plush
Will never happen.
The 60cm tall Mareep retailed for 500 bucks and the 150cm long Slowpoke retails for 450.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 20:25:08 No.47467911 Report

Quoted By: >>47467980

>>47467870
The life-size furret was about similar prices too, no?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 20:35:44 No.47467980 Report

Quoted By:

>>47467911
It was comparable for the size and design complexity at the time of release.
Furret, 71 inches long - $350
Gigantamax Pikachu, 32 inches tall - $400
Gigantamax Meowth, 65 inches tall - $300

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 20:52:53 No.47468129 Report

Quoted By:

>>47466383
yeah if im not mistaken its bigsexyplush who does a lot of these and their work can range from really good to really uncanny which is why i always am confused why they get so many loyal customers, if i am gonna spend that kind of money (and i have) on something i want it to be consistantly good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 21:44:05 No.47468525 Report

Quoted By:

>>47460197
>There is one good lopunny body pillow
>Ruined by slapping grapefruits on it

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO sally acorn is fucking real.jpg, 138KiB, 1280x674

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 22:48:49 No.47469052 Report

Quoted By: >>47469150

>>47460197
That pic reminds me way too much of that time when some sonic autist made a sally acorn fuckbuddy out of bones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 22:59:36 No.47469150 Report

Quoted By:

>>47469052
Did he post a tutorial for how he did it? Asking for a friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 23:05:59 No.47469213 Report

Quoted By:

>>47460197
>melons
I will burn this house down with N-stoff so that even the concrete foundations will immolate

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO pain.png, 157KiB, 240x348

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 23:12:58 No.47469279 Report

Quoted By:

>>47460921
>>47461453
>>47461573
>>47461929
>>47463579
Are you okay? I'm genuinely concerned.

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches