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Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 20:12:16 No.47467799 View View Reply Original Report

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How big is leafeons grass knot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 20:12:53 No.47467807 Report

Quoted By: >>47468216 >>47468447

>>47467799
Enough for your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 20:13:10 No.47467811 Report

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that depends on its nature

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 21:03:24 No.47468216 Report

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>>47467807
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 21:03:58 No.47468219 Report

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>>47467799
Gen5 sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 21:04:48 No.47468229 Report

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>>47468219
Leafeon swallows

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 21:06:46 No.47468239 Report

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>>47468219
Why yes Gen 5 is so amazing the box give you candy and blow jobs. That's why its the best Gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 21:33:09 No.47468447 Report

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>>47467807
Lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 21:47:28 No.47468550 Report

Quoted By: >>47472802 >>47475434

>>47467799
not big enough desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 22:22:06 No.47468827 Report

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>>47467799
Depends on the time of year mostly.
Be sure to not pull on it too hard on it during winter, or else his dongle will detatch itself from his taint - and youll have to wait untill late spring for him to grow a new one...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 22:26:16 No.47468858 Report

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>>47467799
Literally https://youtu.be/QsR8zBh6EdE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 22:40:10 No.47468964 Report

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>>47468219
leafeon is from gen 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 22:43:28 No.47469001 Report

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>>47467799
Depends on the weight of the Pokemon target duh.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Jun 2021 22:55:18 No.47469112 Report

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>>47467799
Not big enough but I love him regardless~ <3

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 02:31:22 No.47470710 Report

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 02:33:01 No.47470720 Report

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>>47468219
Leafeon is from sinnoh you shitposting nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 02:34:07 No.47470731 Report

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>>47468858
I wouldve called you a s*yboy about a year ago but dakooters is a dead meme so whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 02:40:06 No.47470792 Report

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>>47469112
does leafeon have a micropenis?

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 03:30:43 No.47471124 Report

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>>47470792
yeah he has a cute cub dicklet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 03:32:11 No.47471136 Report

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Didn't this thread got 404'd some hours ago? I swear it was

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 08:27:37 No.47472405 Report

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>>47471124
You must be overstressing his penor growth by fondling it too early - for advice see
>>47468827

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 10:01:00 No.47472795 Report

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 10:02:30 No.47472802 Report

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>>47467799
>>47468229
>>47468550
>>47468827
>>47469112
>>47471124
Stop being horny degenerates. Stop being attracted to Pokémon.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 10:14:08 No.47472840 Report

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>>47472802
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 10:19:21 No.47472865 Report

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>>47472840

if leafeon can't control his urges he gets circumcised with hedge trimmers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 15:46:15 No.47474292 Report

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>>47472865
Its okay tho - his peepee will grow back next years spring eventually...
His ballsack however - chop it off and his dong will wither away in a week without it coming back ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 16:06:23 No.47474422 Report

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>>47474292

>chop it off

I'd rather feed his berries to the birds while they're still in his sack, honestly. I wonder if they'll grow drunk off the overripe spheres and fly into windows after their juice-laden meal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 16:38:42 No.47474644 Report

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>>47474422
Why not just pour his freshly milked globs of thick and grainy spunk into a bird-feeder bowl so that the bugs can also enjoy his essence without resorting to stick their proboscis inside his peehole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 16:40:46 No.47474659 Report

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>>47474644

Because why would you -ever- want to miss the chance to see him squirm and shudder at his very core as his stamen is deflowered like nothing more than a wet-slicked canine cookie?

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 16:51:07 No.47474718 Report

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>You will never get to snip the leafy parts of your plant/fox hybrid and use them to make some delicious CabbageRolls...
SAD!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 16:58:47 No.47474753 Report

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>>47467799
What does the cookie smell like?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 17:14:37 No.47474874 Report

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>>47474659
>>47474292
Good to know is that grafting is a possble thing for Leafeons - if you'd somehow need to make him breedable once again

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 17:54:30 No.47475215 Report

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>>47474874
>Pomatoes are real...
Holy penis, what a scoop!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 17:56:33 No.47475230 Report

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>>47474874

Or to drive him absolutely insane with oversensitive dicks lining the entire underside of his body as if slicing off his singular branch and regrafting it on a few dozen times wouldn't do that already.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 18:16:28 No.47475434 Report

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>>47468550
how about now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 19:58:43 No.47476389 Report

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>>47472802
Fuck off necrozma.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Jun 2021 20:35:10 No.47476694 Report

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>>47474753
>in season:
-Its fragnance has a 'freshly ripened peach being sliced open' aroma to it;
-Tastewise though, please see >>>PicRelated
>out of season:
-Smells of a cooked Eggplant
-Tastes like a raw Eggplant's seed-core with a pinch of salt

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 01:53:10 No.47478034 Report

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I wanna touch Leafeon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 01:54:39 No.47478044 Report

Quoted By: >>47478071 >>47478074

>>47478034
where at?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 01:55:16 No.47478047 Report

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Not big enough.

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 01:59:13 No.47478071 Report

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>>47478044
In my bedroom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 01:59:43 No.47478074 Report

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>>47478044
the parts that can't be shown in a christian board

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 02:35:53 No.47478291 Report

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>>47478074
same. me personally, i wouldn't just touch, i'd molest my leafeon

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Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 05:30:30 No.47479195 Report

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>>47467799
See >>47472840.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 08:49:21 No.47480099 Report

Quoted By: >>47480737

>>47475230
>not just replacing his dong with a polinated flower-bearing stem of your fav asortment of fruit/vegerable so it would grow to taste exactly like his jizz does...
I just mean, hot-dang! If his cock-meat actualy tastes like a Cucurbit then I'd grill a cartload of these within seconds after harvesting them off a herd of virgin salad-bois with my own teef ;]

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 11:34:00 No.47480737 Report

Quoted By: >>47481167

>>47480099

You're such a nasty boy, danjen. But that's why I like you. I do question why you wouldn't leave them attached to the fruiting body while putting them on the grill though. Firmer and even more flavor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Jun 2021 13:51:02 No.47481167 Report

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>>47480737
No Leafias from BBQ-ing and nomming down =/= no more dong fruits to pluck from...
Though I wonder what would happen if one shoves a germinating potato deep inside a lettuce-bitch fertile cunny ;^s

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