>You will never be part of a family of lvl 100 eevees raping everyone in your path.
>You will never have a secret clubhouse with nothing but eeves.
>There'll never be a Kids Next Door tier Eevee organization with cool secret bases sprawled all over the Pokemon world including the moon.
>You will never call your big fat Flareon sister to burn all those faggot plebeian grass types who bullied you.
>You will never come back home to snuggling with Sylveon and snu snu ing with your equivalent tiny female eevee.
>You will never discuss what to evolce into or if basic eevee has a bigger form.
>You will never bathe with your big sis Vaporeon
>You will never meow and rest in Sylveon's lap while they discuss world domination and a world with nothing but eevees.
>Sylveon will never beat the shit out of 6 dragons at once for you and kiss you at the end.
