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>"LOOK, MOMMY! MY POKéMON HAS THE MAXIMUM FRIENDSHIP VALUE!" The manchild furiously pokes at the indicator on the Pokédex he was gifted for his 10th birthday. "THAT MEANS SHE CONSENTS TO HAVING SEX WITH ME! ALL MY FRIENDS ONLINE HAVE POKéMON GIRLFRIENDS, TOO!"
>The victim acts nervous around people and has bald spots from overgrooming to cope with its anxiety. It refuses to be touched.
>"Sure thing, honey," his mother picks up her phone to contact the authorities. "I'm sure it's... v-very happy."
Sound familiar?
>"LOOK, MOMMY! MY POKéMON HAS THE MAXIMUM FRIENDSHIP VALUE!" The manchild furiously pokes at the indicator on the Pokédex he was gifted for his 10th birthday. "THAT MEANS SHE CONSENTS TO HAVING SEX WITH ME! ALL MY FRIENDS ONLINE HAVE POKéMON GIRLFRIENDS, TOO!"
>The victim acts nervous around people and has bald spots from overgrooming to cope with its anxiety. It refuses to be touched.
>"Sure thing, honey," his mother picks up her phone to contact the authorities. "I'm sure it's... v-very happy."
Sound familiar?
