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Do you think that gen 1 or current gens have creepier humanoid Pokemon?

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People complain about recent gens having "creepy humanoid Pokemon," or "furries" or whatever...and while the problem has indeed gotten more frequent, it's been there since gen 1.

I'm not counting the Machoke line by the way, since the whole gimmick is it has a bodybuilder body and reptile face, and it works well for what it does.

But Jynx, Mr. Mime, and Hypno...God...what were they THINKING?! When I first saw Jynx I just thought, "Oh my God, is that an ugly human woman?!" And Mr. Mime and Hypno just look like pedophiles, let's be honest here. The clown who promises the kids candy by being funny only to doom them. Or Hypno's creepy face, and his nose looks like some type of deformed dick or tumor, and his oddly humanoid pose.

Alakazam also fits in a little, but it looks cool, so it's different. Hitmonchan is a bit weird, but it at least looks decent enough, and works as a counterpart to the much cooler Hitmonlee and Hitmontop.

Then for the current gens...I listed some of the worst example. THE STARTERS. The Fire ones are the WORST ones...say what you want about Emboar's bullshit design, but it doesn't look human at least. Delphox however...uh...I feel uncomfortable. Cinderace...please stop, that's worse...but then we have Incineroar...oh God, are those ABS/PECS?! Please stop! He isn't Machoke goddamnit! He evolved from fucking LITTEN!!!

Both are bad, but I gotta got with the current gens being worst, because you don't expect them...

Smoochum, Mime Jr, and Drowzee already look super stupid to begin with. You don't expect them to become anything cool IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Fennekin, Scorbunny, and Litten however...from cute little fox to furry cosplay fox mage/witch...from cute little bunny to Brazilian soccer player...and last but not least, Litten the kitten, from a cute little kitten to a fucking heel wrestler with ABS. Who the fuck would see that coming? This ain't Digimon or Yokai Watch!