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>>47501499Mew is literally a naked cat. It might as well be a fucking aborted fetus. You seem like the type of guy to be a closeted tranny.
>>47501506I fucking hate that thing. It trying to look cute but it makes me want to punch it in the face. That'd be pretty fucking satisfying. You probably masturbated to irl girls doing ahegao.
>>47501550I'll give you one thing, I like it's typing and it actually looks pretty cute. You seem like the type of faggot who would wipe without flushing so your boyfriend doesn't need to use lube.
>>47501617>Third fire fighting starter>Picking objectively the worst one and saying it's your favoriteEither retarded or an insecure contrarian.
>>47501636Literally just a furret. It doesn't even feel like a pocket monster. You seem like a bland and uninteresting faggot.
>>47501640Either major coomer or simp.
>>47501691You seem like a self hating tranny. You will never be a woman or a pokemon.
>>47501887Like what
>>47501952 said, take a fucking shower. It's a shame waifufags like you have to depend on off-model pokemon to get your dick to use harden.
>>47502001>Literally just a fucking fishAgain, you seem like a bland and uninteresting person.
>>47502223I hate this thing so fucking much. The clash of colors, the eye that just doesn't seem to fit. Are you color blind?
>>47502462>Shitty shillmonNot even going to try to insult you.
>>47502565>Another Poison/BugHow does it feel to that your bro is painfully mediocre and generic?
>>47502594>Evolution is literally just another pokemon on it's tailYou like think spoonfed to you.
>>47502775What the fuck is the point of it's gloves? You just kinda seem like a retard. Just saying.
>>47502930>ayy lmao with funny hatYou believe conspiracies like aliens anal probed people.
>>47505076>Still ends up being forgotten when given a megaSucks for you.
