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Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 03:01:49 No.47531959 View View Reply Original Report

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If this abomination didn't exist and Samurott/Serperior gets better stats distribution and typing people wouldn't hate gen 5 that much. But they just have to fuck up the 1st impression

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 03:04:15 No.47531975 Report

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>>47531959
>Emboar
>abomination
Filtered

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 03:04:47 No.47531978 Report

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And if your dad had bollocks, he'd be your mum. NOTHING save shoving the same shit as the past 4 gens shoved in-region could have saved Gen V from its reception. It unironically was an early indication for this place's behaviour over the games since 2016 - the near-adults (and adults) discovering the kiddy series doesn't care about them. Unlike now however, they had the great good sense to fuck off out the fandom when they stopped enjoying it.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 03:06:00 No.47531981 Report

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>>47531959
Idk i used to think the same as a kid, but now that im nearing my 30s, u realuze that Emboar is by far the coolest fire/fighting starter by a mile. Blaziken is kinda cool cause its a chicken, but infernape is just trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 03:06:03 No.47531983 Report

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>>47531959
Emboar isn't even that bad. If it weren't for the Fire/Fighting meme it probably wouldn't get half of the hate it does
Pignite on the other hand is actual garbage and deserves all of the hate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 03:06:39 No.47531988 Report

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>>47531959
I think Emboar and Samurott are both horrendously ugly shitmons for starters. Serperior is fine though, its contrary set was competitively viable years ago, and it looks nice.
Gen 5 should have had the starters from Gen 6, they were the only good things aside from inverse battles that kalos ever had.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 03:07:16 No.47531994 Report

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>>47531959
Serperior is the bad one, it's a boring snake
Snivy is ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 03:07:55 No.47532001 Report

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>>47531981
Anon I'm not sure you could be classified as a kid back when BW came out if you're that old

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 03:09:33 No.47532013 Report

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>>47531988
>Gen 5 should have had the starters from Gen 6
>Leddit the Grass type
>a literal furry
>Grenigger the Charizard jobber
No thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 03:11:20 No.47532019 Report

Quoted By: >>47532861

>>47532013
I thought they looked very nice compared to gen 5 starters besides serperior's line. The knight/wizard/ninja motif was cool, their designs weren't actively offensive to look at like emboar/samurott, and they had neat typings and moves/abilities that set them apart in battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 05:20:17 No.47532791 Report

Quoted By: >>47532816 >>47534219

>>47531959
Here's how to fix Emboar's design
>give him larger tusks and head so he is more clearly recognizable as a boar
>make him stand on all fours instead of bipedal like a humanoid
>remove the ugly ridiculous clothing he's wearing with the shitty clashing looking symbols
>make the hands and feet more hoof-like
The problem is that he looks like a mexican wrestler and I have no idea what the fuck his design is besides the small tusks and nose reminding me he's a boar just barely. And the clothing is just an eyesore that shouldn't have been on his design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 05:26:58 No.47532816 Report

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>>47532791
>MAKE IT MORE LIKE THE ANIMAL LMAO
fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 05:29:16 No.47532829 Report

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>>47532816
it's about having a consistent unifying design that people can look at and understand without having to be told to go look up some obscure chink history because a retard at GF decided to make an ebin reference
people understand what objectmons and things based on mythological monsters or real life animals/plants are at a glance most of the time. some chinese general is completely unknown

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 05:35:38 No.47532853 Report

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>>47532829
Sorry you got filtered this hard by self-cooking baconboi anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 05:37:01 No.47532856 Report

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>>47532853
>recoil in sight of ugly doo doo dog shit design
>haha filtered
Gen 5 has an enormous amount of good designs but Emboar and Samurott are among the worst of its pokedex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 05:37:26 No.47532858 Report

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>>47531988
>they were the only good things aside from inverse battles that kalos ever had.
In that case I see no point of making a shit gen even shittier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 05:37:44 No.47532861 Report

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>>47532019
>The knight/wizard/ninja motif
You mean their jobs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 05:38:17 No.47532863 Report

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>47532856
>regresses to childish insults
Like I said, sorry you got filtered this badly. G'wan, throw yourself into bed for a nap-nap, this thread'll be dead by time you wake up, good lad.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 05:39:01 No.47532867 Report

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>>47532863
I accept your concession.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 05:41:20 No.47532875 Report

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>>47532867
Kek, go to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 05:43:28 No.47532885 Report

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>>47532858
Unova is more in need of not being shitty than Kalos is.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 05:51:03 No.47532913 Report

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>>47532885
>A region that got a content-packed sequel is in the need of not being shitty compared to a region that was left half-baked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 05:52:14 No.47532918 Report

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>>47532913
>content packed sequel
We’re talking about gen 5 not gen 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 05:55:03 No.47532928 Report

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>>47532918
When did Johto get a sequel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:00:26 No.47532949 Report

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>>47532928
Johto is the sequel and it’s more content packed than BW2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:01:15 No.47532955 Report

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>>47532949
>copypasted kanto removed of 90% of the content from kanto

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:03:30 No.47532968 Report

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>>47532949
>Johto is the sequel
>>47532913
>>A region that got a content-packed sequel

>>47532949 (You) mean Kanto you fucking retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:03:36 No.47532969 Report

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>>47532001
SHUT UP IM NOT OLD SHUT THE FUCK UP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:04:43 No.47532975 Report

Quoted By: >>47532980

>>47532968
No, I mean gen 2.

>>47532955
>actually has a new region
>actually has new pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:05:19 No.47532980 Report

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>>47532975
>actually has half a new region
>actually has half a new pokedex
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:05:39 No.47532984 Report

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>>47531959
I had to reset my game after the based otter evolved a 2nd time just wasn't happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:06:19 No.47532988 Report

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>>47532984
you can just press b

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:07:53 No.47532995 Report

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>>47532980
1/2 > 0

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:08:10 No.47532997 Report

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>>47532955
>Gen II objectively an upgrade on Gen I in every way
>most of the stuff removed from KANTO was unnecessary or done better in Johto
Fixed it for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:10:05 No.47533010 Report

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>>47532969
If it makes you feel better kid, I'm closer to 40 than you are by a fair chunk of years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:11:15 No.47533017 Report

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>>47532988
Unless its for a move it won't learn otherwise I'm no that autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:12:19 No.47533024 Report

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>>47533017
then give it an everstone so you don't have to press b

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:25:23 No.47533084 Report

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>>47533024
Or they should have made him a bigger otter swordsman instead of a shitty seal. Karate porkchop was way less of a dissapointment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:28:30 No.47533099 Report

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>>47533084
>t. Kalosperm/Alolasome/Galarvae
You make yourselves so obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:29:24 No.47533103 Report

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>>47533084
That “shitty seal” was created first, and they literally stated a bigger otter would be a boring evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:39:03 No.47533148 Report

Quoted By: >>47533186 >>47533188

>>47533099
>seething
I was around for pokemainia.
Lizard>lizard>winged lizard makes sense
Turtle>turtle>cannon tortoise makes sense
Plant toad>plant toad>plant toad makes sense
Hedgehog>stoat>bagder not ideal tolerable
Crocodile>crocodile>crocodile makes sense
Plant dino>plant dino>plant Dino makes sense
Mudskipper>mudskipper>mudskipper makes sense
Chicken>chicken>chicken yep
Lizard>lizard>lizard yep
Ect ect
Pig>pig>pig makes sense
Lizard>legless lizard>snakething makes sense
Otter>otter>seal fuck that noise.

Eat a bag of dicks cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:44:49 No.47533186 Report

Quoted By: >>47533190

>>47533148
>Chicken>chicken>chicken yep
What part of Blaziken looks like a chicken to you? All it's got is the beak of one.
>Otter>otter>seal fuck that noise.
Otters becoming noble warriors by evolving into seals is pretty kino once you find out what otters are known for

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:45:10 No.47533188 Report

Quoted By: >>47533238 >>47533484

>>47533148
Sea lions/pinnipeds CAME FROM OTTERS you uneducated retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:45:41 No.47533190 Report

Quoted By: >>47533197

>>47533186
>kino
Now I'm fully on board with confirming that samurott is trash when the kind of people that like it are this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:47:01 No.47533197 Report

Quoted By: >>47533199

>>47533190
>gets filtered by one word
Sad
Also I like most starters. Are they bad too now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:47:42 No.47533199 Report

Quoted By: >>47533348

>>47533197
you are an irrelevant shitposter, nothing you say is worth any value
>>>/tv/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 06:53:06 No.47533238 Report

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>>47533188
sea lions don't use tools with their hands.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:13:44 No.47533333 Report

Quoted By: >>47533353 >>47533372 >>47533538 >>47534089

>Samurott stands on two legs and is Water/Fighting
>Emboar mono Fire or Fire/Ground
>Serperior gets Draco Meteor to abuse Contrary
Y/N?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:14:29 No.47533339 Report

Quoted By: >>47533356

>>47532949
Bitch, nobody's denying that HGSS and B2W2 are members of the holy quadfecta of Pokemon games.
This thread's supposed to be about the quality of starters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:15:56 No.47533348 Report

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>>47533199
>liking Samurott is shitposting
You're one pretty sad dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:16:55 No.47533353 Report

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>>47533333
tldr pignite and emboar getting the fighting type was a bad idea for countless reasons both relating to themselves and the other unova starters
design and statspread would've still negatively impacted their popularity, but i digress

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:17:07 No.47533356 Report

Quoted By: >>47533385

>>47533339
>HGSS
I said gen 2 you retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:18:01 No.47533366 Report

Quoted By: >>47533427

>>47533238
And owls aren't fucking archers either. It's just artistic licence, dude.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:18:25 No.47533372 Report

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>>47533333
>Serperior gets Draco Meteor to abuse Contrary
Do it, contrary Serperior was so fucking fun in OU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:20:16 No.47533385 Report

Quoted By: >>47533394

>>47533356
The fact that you have the gall to compare GSC to Gen V and claim that the former is superior in the content department seems to indicate that we're both retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:21:33 No.47533394 Report

Quoted By: >>47533410

>>47533385
Where are the new Pokemon in BW2?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:23:03 No.47533400 Report

Quoted By: >>47533418 >>47533427 >>47533438

>>47533238
Salamanders can't become dragons
Turtles and tortoises can't grow cannons out of their shells
Frogs can't grow trees and flowers on their backs
Hedgehogs and badgers can't get flaming collars
Alligators and crocodiles can't stand on two legs
Whatever dinosaur Meganium is can't grow flowers around it's neck
Chickens can't become whatever the fuck Blaziken is
Lizards can't grow trees out of their tails
Monkeys can't have their head covered in fire without dying
Penguins can't have metal growing out of their fins and beaks
Tortoises can't have entire trees grow out of their shells
I can go on but you get the point you cherrypicking spook.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:24:05 No.47533410 Report

Quoted By: >>47533412

>>47533394
I don't know, where were the new forms, gym leaders and cities in Crystal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:24:36 No.47533412 Report

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>>47533410
But I’m not talking about Crystal. I’m talking about Gold and Silver.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:25:47 No.47533418 Report

Quoted By: >>47533427

>>47533400
You forgot to mention frogs gaining thick ninja scarf tongues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:27:52 No.47533424 Report

Quoted By: >>47533435 >>47533442

>>47531959
>slow starter with low defences
>get reckless at the expense of your most worthwhile stat
What were they trying to achieve?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:28:09 No.47533427 Report

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>>47533366
>>47533400
>>47533418
You missed the point entirely. Sea lions evolved that way because they don’t use tools with their hands. Dewott evolving into a retarded quadruped creature yet STILL having a fighting style that involves having to use tools with its hands makes no fucking sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:29:54 No.47533435 Report

Quoted By: >>47533454

>>47533424
Emboar has good HP, so it is bulky

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:30:30 No.47533438 Report

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>>47533400
Fuck you are really seething because at the time my younger self fucking hated otter>otter>seal still do I'd have been equally annoyed if tepigs line went pig>pig>prophet mohammad too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:30:36 No.47533442 Report

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>>47533424
Probably "it has a ton of HP to utilize recoil moves so give it an ability to power those moves up"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:33:28 No.47533454 Report

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>>47533435
And Reckless gets rid of that bulk. The HP's there to rectify for abysmal def and spdef, not to encourage it to be an eleventh hour suicide bomber that achieves nothing substantial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:33:48 No.47533455 Report

Quoted By: >>47533482

>>47533438
Not my fault you got filtered by a monster in Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:34:37 No.47533459 Report

Quoted By: >>47533463

>>47531959
No?
Emboar is indeed awful but him ceasing to exist wouldn't change the fact 70% of the Gen 5 dex is composed of utter abominations

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:35:32 No.47533463 Report

Quoted By: >>47533475

>>47533459
shit, my bad, I meant to type 70% of the Gen 6 dex is composed of utter abominations

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:38:36 No.47533475 Report

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>>47533463
Wait, I thought you were supposed to type 40% of the Gen 7 dex is composed of legendaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:40:08 No.47533482 Report

Quoted By: >>47533490

>>47533455
Pot calling the kettle a nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:40:37 No.47533484 Report

Quoted By: >>47533486 >>47533498

>>47533438
If mother nature did it >>47533188 I don’t see why an otter creature can’t evolve into a seal creature in fantasy media

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:41:57 No.47533486 Report

Quoted By: >>47533505

>>47533484
Mother Nature gave us echidna penises, anything's fair game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:42:23 No.47533490 Report

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>>47533482
HAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:43:38 No.47533498 Report

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>>47533484
Cool and I didn't like it so restarted with basedsumopig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:43:39 No.47533499 Report

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>>47531981
Thats true

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:44:23 No.47533505 Report

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>>47533486
Also tasmanian devil face cancer. Nature is fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 07:50:11 No.47533538 Report

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>>47533333
Fun as fuck in Drayano hack. Fighting type also fit the Oshawott family incredibly well, more so than the pig I dare say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 10:23:58 No.47534024 Report

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>>47531959
Emboar is the best gen 5 evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 10:53:42 No.47534089 Report

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>>47533333
N, because both Samurott and Emboar should be Fighting

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 11:07:18 No.47534110 Report

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>waaaaaaaaaaaah starters
>starters waaaaaaaaaaaah
Is that the only setting you guys have or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jul 2021 11:53:16 No.47534219 Report

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>>47532791
>Lets make it a boar but ON FIRE.

Jump of a building so that we never ever have to hear your shitty ideas ever again.

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