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ITT: We try and describe our favorite movie if it was filmed in the Pokémon universe

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Incoming cringe, I guess
>The Axew gang, a notorious gang in not! Shanghai terrorizes people with their axes and Dark type Pokémon in Tepigsty alley
>Sing is an wannabe gangster with his dorky friend who tries to act tough, despite getting injured a lot to his dismay
>Three martial artists Tepigsty Alley from the Axew gang with a Hitmonlee, Lucario and Sirfetch'd. One night, the Axew gang attacks them again with hired Trainers who kill the three with their Kricketune
>The owners of Tepigsty Alley defeat the two mercenaries with a Quagsire and Wigglytuff. The fighting escalates as they seek to stop the gang, all while Sing is trying to prove his worth
>The owners fight with "The Beast", a hyper lethal martial artist released by the gang. Even without the Pokémon, the Beast overpowers the two owners of Tepigsty alley, until they're caught in a deadlock. Sing, with the choice to either kill the two owners, decides to attack the Beast and is nearly killed
>Sing is bandaged is recovering in Tepigsty Alley whole the Axew gang approaches. Suddenly, his bursts out to fight them off, his injuries having let him achieve his inner potential, before squaring off with The Beast.
>Against all odds and The Beast's revealed Politoed, Sing prevails by defeating him with a massive Force Palm attack. The movie ends with him opening a candy store.