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Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 14:34:28 No.47550845 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>47550864 >>47550865 >>47550878 >>47551377 >>47551556 >>47553100 >>47553234 >>47553296

What is the strongest pokemon you can beat unarmed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 14:38:07 No.47550864 Report

Quoted By: >>47551349

>>47550845
A real world human wouldn't be able to beat any Pokemon. We don't have cartoon physics to protect us against Pokemon's bullshit magic powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 14:38:09 No.47550865 Report

Quoted By: >>47551337

>>47550845
You could easily beat a bear unarmed if you knew it was coming and prepared/trained yourself.

Go for the eyes right away

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 14:39:59 No.47550875 Report

Quoted By: >>47550881 >>47551841

>grizzly bear
>lion
>elephant
>gorilla
>crocodile
>wolf
>kangaroo
>chimpannzee
>king cobra
All of which can and will kill you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 14:40:56 No.47550878 Report

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>>47550845
Am I underestimating geese, or could even small children whoop them? I know they can be intimidating, and their bite can be kind of sucky, but if it was an actual life or death type of match, I'd just grab it by the neck and snap it in like 2 seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 14:42:21 No.47550881 Report

Quoted By: >>47551347

>>47550875
Will kill (You) maybe little bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 16:10:50 No.47551337 Report

Quoted By: >>47551544

>>47550865
No human being could defeat a grizzly bear unarmed.
A black bear, sure. But a grizzly bear is fucking killing you as soon as it gets any of its weapons on you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 16:11:47 No.47551347 Report

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>>47550881
you're not wrestling a grizzly bear trannoid, have a go at it though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 16:11:53 No.47551349 Report

Quoted By: >>47551395 >>47553267

>>47550864
I think i'd be able to beat wild metapod or magikarp with my bare hands. I might need to pick up a branch or a stone to kill the metapod, but I could definitely kill the magikarp if we fought on dry land.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 16:16:44 No.47551377 Report

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>>47550845
Dynamax Rayquaza

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 16:19:58 No.47551395 Report

Quoted By: >>47551441

>>47551349
>unarmed

Anonymogus

Anonymogus Mon 05 Jul 2021 16:20:34 No.47551399 Report

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king cobras are actually pretty easy to beat compared to the animals that are flat out physically stronger. Just dont get bite and dont get poison spit in the eyes. that's how mongooses do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 16:27:13 No.47551441 Report

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>>47551395
I could definitely kill metapod by doing 1 dmg to it at a time without any tools, it would just be less tedious if I picked up a rock or something to squish it. Magikarp is definitely doable without anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 16:37:50 No.47551544 Report

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>>47551337
>No human being could defeat a grizzly bear unarmed.
There was a guy who did it "without the use of modern weaponry" by biting down on its neck to pinch a vein until it passed out, followed by beating it to death with a stick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 16:39:13 No.47551556 Report

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>>47550845
My shiny Palkia

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Anonymogus Mon 05 Jul 2021 16:41:31 No.47551580 Report

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>>47551544
>flinchhaxed by Bite
>killed by Wood Hammer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 17:09:03 No.47551841 Report

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>>47550875
Even a fucking mouse can kill you in the pokemon universe if you don‘t have anime plot armor.
>breathing incredible hot fire
>electric your shit

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Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 17:11:11 No.47551861 Report

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Charizard, just have to aim for the tail

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 19:32:27 No.47553100 Report

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>>47550845
>22% of men think they could take on a chimp
Jamie, pull up those numbers

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Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 19:50:36 No.47553234 Report

Quoted By: >>47553281 >>47553314

>>47550845
>24% percent of "men" aren't confident they could kill a rat with their bare hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 19:55:10 No.47553267 Report

Quoted By: >>47553653

>>47551349
>metapod
Hard as steel
>>47551349
>magikarp
Can learn hydropump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 19:56:11 No.47553281 Report

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>>47553234
I could but why would I want to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 19:58:16 No.47553296 Report

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>>47550845
I might be able to beat up a Smeargle or Sunkern. I'm probably doomed against most Pokémon though.
I think peak human, thunk athlete or boxer, could beat up SOME unevolved starters. Or mareep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 20:01:27 No.47553314 Report

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>>47553234
What 3rd world country do you live in, Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jul 2021 20:58:56 No.47553653 Report

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>>47553267
I could definitely break it given enough time. It might take months, but it can be done. Alternatively I could just suffocate it by burying it underground, throwing it in water, or even covering breathing tubes with my spit
Wild magikarps don't learn hydropump.

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