You wake up. It's your 10th birthday! And to celebrate it, your parents are going to the Poke-lab to pick up your pokemon starter and start your very own Pokemon adventure!
Anonymous
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>>47596017 Shitmon one
Grind all levels until he’s 100
Anonymous
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>>47596017 the fourth secret starter
Anonymous
>>47596017 Give us the water starter, you can't go wrong with water.
Anonymous
>>47596037 >get water >it's also basically ice >and whatever gimmick second type it has Literally can't go wrong.
Anonymous
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>>47596017 any
than go catch a normal pokemon
train it so it can grind
return starter
use nornal bro
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47596058 You pick the WATER starter. It turns out to be... MUDKIP!
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You go into the grass at Route 1 with your newly-found bro....
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>>47596064 I LIKE MUDKIPZ XD
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47596069 OH SHIT IT'S A WILD VOLTORB!
Mudkip knows Tackle, Growl and Water Gun! Voltorb knows Tackle and Explode!
Anonymous
>>47596082 >tell mudkip to hug voltorb Anonymous
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>>47596082 sweet an item on the ground, pick it up
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>>47596087 Mudkip hugs Voltorb... OH SHIT NIGGER IT'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE! QUICK, CATCH IT BEFORE IT CAUSES MUDKIP TO FAINT!
Anonymous
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>>47596107 leave them and go back to get a better starter
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47596114 You got away safely!
Anonymous
>>47596133 Go back and take Mudkip's corpse to the nearest pokecenter
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47596159 You go and take Mudkip's corpse. Luckily enough, you ran out of the grass and right next to a Pokecenter, which happens to be next to the rest of route 1, along with Bug Catcher Dylan.
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47596159 >>47596195 You heal up Mudkip, and head outside, but in front of the pokecenter there's... a geodude? Does it want to be caught?
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Geodude has the reality stone in it
Anonymous
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>>47596236 catch it in mudkip's ball, then recall mudkip's corpse to create zombie dudekip
Anonymous
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>>47596236 Ignore Geodude and fuck Regirock
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47596241 MMM..... tastes like gravel! Also, you've just broken all of your teeth
Anonymous
>>47596259 ignore the injure and continue adventuring
Anonymous
>>47596259 nice, now let's kick Dylan's ass
Anonymous
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>>47596259 Find a regirock to fuck
Anonymous
>>47596259 Go buy some pokeballs already
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47596266 >>47596268 You go on with your adventure and go into the rest of Route 1. However, Bug Catcher Dylan wants to fight!
>>47596276 Your trainer has 6 pokeballs given to him by the professor back at the lab.
Anonymous
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>>47596295 He sends out horny regirock
Anonymous
>>47596295 use exlamation sign on mudkip
Anonymous
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>>47596299 btw fuck digits
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>>47596295 engage him in fisticuffs
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>>47596295 Dylan sends out realistic Beetle
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>>47596296 You kill him by shooting him in the head. You won 300 money from the fight! Mudkip also grew to Level 6!
Your gun sadly runs out of ammunition after shooting the single bullet it had in its magazine, and you cannot buy any more ammo. You cannot kill anymore trainers...
>>47596311 Whichever region you want it to be, Anon.
Sorry about the wait, by the way. You'd be surprised at how long it takes to draw semi-decently in MS paint. I'll go with the first prompt with every message
Anonymous
>>47596338 eat him to gain his powers
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47596342 You eat his corpse. You are now more well-versed in bug-type pokemon, and you gain his Bug Net! You also gain his Level 6 Weedle, and add it to your team! Weedle knows Poison Sting and String Shot!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>47596383 Go back to tall grass and grind some more
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>>47596383 weedle is obviously enough for the first gym, let's head to it immedietly
Anonymous
>this fucking thread
Anonymous
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47596399 >>47596401 While chewing on the roasted Magikarp your mother gave you before you went out, a wild Hoothoot appeared! Which pokemon do you send out; Mudkip or Weedle? If not, do you run away?
>>47596466 thanks anon! i'll make a second thread continuing from where we left off if this one gets archived. hopefully we'll make it to the elite four
Anonymous
>>47596500 Befriend it by making a hat for it with Weedle's String Shot
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47596516 You send out Weedle and use String Shot to make a hat for the Hoothoot. The hoothoot loves it, and happily joins your team! Hoothoot is at level 7, and knows Peck, Growl, Tackle and Echoed Voice!
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Luckily enough, the first gym is just at the end of Route 1, so you race to get there!
Anonymous
>>47596586 I decide to release my mons
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47596591 No. Fuck outta here with that shit, nigger
Anonymous
>>47596586 *rival blocks your path*
Wooper
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find some woopers
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>47596586 Grind Mudkip until I get a ground STAB
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47596611 At last, Coalmouth City is yours-oh fucking great, it's your rival Jenkins. And he wants to fight, too...
Anonymous
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47596673 It's unfortunately too late for that, as Jenkins sends out his Level 6 Chikorita! Which pokemon do you send out: Mudkip, Weedle or Hoothoot?
Anonymous
>>47596685 Hoothoot, peck it’s leaf off so it can’t hurt you!!
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>>47596685 send out all three at once. surprise triple battle
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>>47596685 perform sexual intercourse with Chikorita
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47596695 IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE! Chikorita is now down to 20 HP!
Sorry for the shitty drawing, btw
Anonymous
>>47596753 Gather the leaf and add it to a salad
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Anonymous
>>47596753 looks like Chico’s orgasming from having his leaf cut
Anonymous
>>47596805 Put the rest of Chikorita into the salad
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>>47596805 Punch Jenkins in the face
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blessed thread
Anonymous
bump in hope that op comes back home
Anonymous
>>47596805 Feed the salad to Mudkip so he can grow in strength
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>>47596072 So, I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ
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>>47596753 >>47596831 >THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47597959 i have come back home! :) sorry for the wait
>>47596851 The opposing Chikorita fainted! Rival Jenkins has been DEFEATED! Hoothoot gained 270 EXP from the fight.
I'll be going to sleep very soon so don't get worried if i stop responding again. If this thread gets archived, I'll create a new thread continuing on from where we left off.
Anonymous
>>47598358 I walk up to Jenkins and kiss like in the gif
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
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>>47598169 Mudkip ate the lettuce. Mudkip grew to Level 7!
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47598385 Smooooch. Jenkins will remember that. You are now ready to head into Coalmouth City and battle the first gym leader!
I'm gonna go sleep now so unfortunately i won't be responding anymore for the time being
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what a based thread
Anonymous
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In the end, love won, blessed thread rest well op
Anonymous
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AnonxJenkins otp
Anonymous
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>>47596753 >sorry for the shitty drawing Don’t be, it’s soul.
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>>47596017 keep thread alive for mornin
Anonymous
>>47598424 wait, if eating the bug catcher gave us their powers and chikorita was in the salad mudkip ate, then doesn't that mean mudkip should have chikorita's powers now? i'm going to say yes because that sounds fun.
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
I'm back, bros.
After kicking Jenkin's ass back at Route 1 (from which i forgot to mention you gained 450 money from), you finally reach Rockmouth City, where the first gym is located!
There is also a Pokecenter, from which you can get some potions to stock up on for the fight. You have 3 potions in your bag.
Do you go to the Pokecenter first or immediately head to the gym? Or do you head back to Route 1 to grind some more?
>>47601783 We'll see very soon...
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>>47602735 Let’s head to stock up on potions in case of an unplanned emergency
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47602747 You head back into the grass at Route 1 to grind, when a wild Nincada appears! Which pokemon do you send out; Mudkip, Weedle or Hoothoot?
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>>47602800 Hoothoot dressed as Regirock
Anonymous
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>>47602809 Weedle is sent out to fight the Nincada! Weedle knows two moves; Poison Sting and String Shot! Weedle is at Level 6, while Nincada is at Level 5. What move do you use first?
Anonymous
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47602867 It dealt 5 HP! It wasn't very effective...
Anonymous
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47602976 It couldn't be done, as Nincada used Sand Attack: It's super-effective! Weedle took 15 Damage! Weedle is down to 25 HP! Weedle will use Poison Sting again on its next turn.
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47602976 >>47602994 Weedle used Poison Sting! It's not very effective, but it dealt 7 HP instead... Nincada was poisoned! Nincada lost 5 HP from the poison! Nincada is down to 14 HP!
Anonymous
>>47602999 use poison sting
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603006 Weedle used Poison Sting! It's not very effective, but it dealt 6 HP this time... Nincada lost 6 HP from the poison! Nincada is now down to 2 HP! Might be a good idea to catch it... or not? Who knows.
Anonymous
>>47603017 kill it for xp bro
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603021 Weedle used Poison Sting! The wild Nincada fainted! Weedle grew to Level 7!
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603028 WHAT'S THIS? Weedle's evolving!
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>>47603034 Congratulations! Weedle evolved into Kakuna! Kakuna learned Harden!
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
You step out of the grass with your newly-evolved bro as you are ready to take on the Rockmouth Gym leader, which is... well, rock type!
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603064 As you stand before the Rockmouth Gym doors, you can't help but think to yourself you might be underprepared... Do you go to the pokecenter to heal up your team and get some potions, or do you head into the gym? Or do you go to Route 1 to grind some more?
Anonymous
>>47603077 Walk straight into the gyn and slap the gym leader's ass
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>>47603077 heal and then grind more but only to the level of the leaders ace and there is no reason at all to buy potions
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603086 You step into the Gym. In the corner of the room, you see a silhouette...
Anonymous
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603119 >>47603121 OH SHIT NIGGER, IT'S GYM LEADER BROCK, AND HE SENT OUT HIS LEVEL 12 GEODUDE TO FIGHT! Which pokemon in your team do you send out first: Mudkip, Kakuna or Hoothoot?
Anonymous
we should start making then switch to mudkip for the xp
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
Anonymous
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>>47603134 im retarded what I intended to say was "kakuna" not "making" and I also meant to reply to
>>47603124 drclock
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>>47603136 Ah. No worries
>>47603129 >>47603139 Kakuna is sent out for the fight!
Geodude used Defense Curl. Geodude's Defense was increased!
Kakuna has 3 moves: Poison Sting, String Shot and Harden, Which one do you use first? Or do you switch Kakuna with another pokemon in your team?
Anonymous
>>47603163 switch to mudkip
Anonymous
>>47603163 Eunice, Eunice, Eunice. You keep ignoring my Regirock suggestions! Is he too hard to draw, Eunice? Am I not good enough for you, Eunice? Are you seeing another woman, Eunice? How about a Regirock comes over to the protagonist and calls you, Eunice, out by name for ignoring me? I know about the other woman, Eunice. She has bigger pokeballs on her chest, I know.
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603168 Kakuna, come back! Go, Mudkip!
Geodude used Tackle! It wasn't very effective... It dealt 10 damage! Mudkip has 40 health left!
Mudkip knows the following moves: Tackle, Growl, Water Gun and... Razor Leaf? Must be from that salad it ate earlier. What move should Mudkip use?
>>47603181 dilate, trannoid. also that's not my name
Anonymous
>>47603187 How about Mudkip starts sucking the Geodude's cock, Eunice?
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
Anonymous
>>47603187 Mudkip must be feeling ill since the salad he ate is grass type
Tell mudkip to aim his razorleaf puke at geodude
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603192 Mudkip used Razor Leaf! It's super-effective! It dealt 20 damage! Geodude is down to 20 HP!
What move should Mudkip use next?
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>>47603191 Fuck, it went beyond g
Anonymous
>>47603207 Save some leafpuke for later, use water gun
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603212 Geodude used Tackle! A critical hit! It dealt 15 DMG! Mudkip is now at 25 HP!
Mudkip used Water Gun! It's SUPER-EFFECTIVE! It dealt 15 HP! Geodude is now down to 5 HP!
Anonymous
>>47603207 start the fire sprinklers system
Anonymous
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>>47603234 anime moment where we suddenly outspeed and kill
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>>47603234 Mudkip can crush boulders, so CRUSH THAT GEODUDE!!
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603238 The fire sprinklers were started! Geodude lost 5 HP from the sprinklers! Geodude FAINTED!
Mudkip gained back 5 HP from the sprinklers! Mudkip is now at 30 HP! Mudkip also grew to Level 8, and learned Mud Slap! But Mudkip already knows four moves... Which move should be forgotten: Tackle, Growl, Water Gun or Razor Leaf? Or should Mudkip give up on learning Mud Slap altogether?
Oh, and Kakuna gained 10 EXP too!
Brock's sending out his next pokemon...
Anonymous
>>47603262 Attempt to memorize five moves at once
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>>47603262 >brock use hm cut on mudkip, making pokemon forget water gun/razor leaf (flip coin).
Anonymous
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>>47603262 Provoc brock to get him mad
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603270 Mudkip tries to memorize five moves, but it just can't... Mudkip did not learn Mud Slap.
Brock sent out his second and last pokemon; Onix! What move should Mudkip use next?
Anonymous
>>47603303 Switch to ourself, we need to set a good example for our Pokemon
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>>47603303 hoothoot's got this, surely.
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603312 You switch out Mudkip to fight the Onix yourself!
Onix used Screech! Your defense has been lowered significantly! Oh, and your ears are ringing too... perhaps it would be wise to switch yourself out with a pokemon in your team?
Anonymous
>>47603343 Onix is weak to water, right? We should pull our pants down and shoot him with our "water gun"
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603348 You reach into your pants and find the water gun that you brought along with your journey, and squeeze it at Onix! It dealt 5 DMG! Onix is now at 30 HP!
Anonymous
>>47603365 Switching to Hoothoot is the next play
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>>47603365 Brock switches to himself
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>>47603365 Brock switches himself in for Onix and punches you in the face
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603382 Go Hoothoot!
Onix used Tackle! It dealt 10 DMG! Hoothoot is now at 50 HP!
Anonymous
>>47603444 Hoothoot uses peck on his eye
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603485 Hoothoot used Peck! It wasn't very effective... It dealt 5 DMG! Onix is now at 25 HP!
Anonymous
>>47603507 Just aim for the horn my guy
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603514 Hoothoot used Peck, this time aiming for the horn! It wasn't very effective... It dealt 5 DMG! Onix is now at 20 HP!
Anonymous
>>47603522 Peck its eyeballs
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>>47603522 Use hypnosis!
Has hoothoot learned that yet?
If not pull out your warm milk blankets and copious amounts of DHL oil and put that motherfucker out
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603525 Hoothoot used Peck, aiming for the eye again! It wasn't very effecrive... It dealt 5 DMG! Onix is now at 15 HP!
Onix used Rock Tomb, trapping Hoothoot between a giant boulder! It dealt 50 HP! Hoothoot fainted!
Which pokemon do you switch out to: Mudkip or Kakuna?
Anonymous
>>47603589 Mudkip, use water gun right after too
Anonymous
>>47603589 You now remember that this was a nuzlocke playthrough and Hoothoot is fucking dead
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603596 Go, Mudkip! Mudkip used Water Gun! It's SUPER-EFFECTIVE! It dealt 20 HP! Onix fainted!
YOU HAVE WON THE GYM BATTLE!!!
Anonymous
>>47603623 This is going by too slow, pull a Zero Escape and swap consciousness with your future body
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>>47603623 Can we make a salad with the onix?
Anonymous
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603627 You try to, but you unfortunately cannot. You nearly shit yourself in the process, which means that you will have to spend in the slow, maddening purgatory that is this thread. Truly, it is a fate worse than death.
After defeating Brock, he hands you the Boulder Badge, and he also hands you TM39 - Rock Tomb! You can now exit the gym, heal your pokemon, and head to Route 2.
Anonymous
>>47603663 Teach rock tomb to Mudkip
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603675 Mudkip already knows four moves! Which move do you want to be forgotten and replaced with Rock Tomb: Tackle, Growl, Water Gun or Razor Leaf?
Anonymous
>>47603683 Definitely growl
Anonymous
>>47598424 Pls tell me Jenkins is her surname, and she is a girl.
Anonymous
>>47603663 Cry in existential agony against the purgatory in which you are kept until you beat the champion
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603685 Done! Mudkip forgot Growl, and learned Rock Tomb!
>>47603690 He's a boy. And Jenkins is his first name.
Anonymous
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>>47603663 You need to be powerful so you can guide your team forward. Try teaching Rock tomb to yourself to get some nice rock coverage
Anonymous
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our pokemon stats plz
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
>>47603697 It is gonna take a loooooooong time to get to the Champion...
...
After finishing your existential crisis, you head for Route 2 to continue your adventure! Will we get to the 2nd gym leader? Will we beat the champion? Will we fuck some hot pokebabes along the way? Or will this series die before we get to the 4th gym? We shall see very soon!
TO BE CONTINUED
(i'm gonna take a break for a few hours or so, perhaps for even a couple of days since im pretty exhausted. i'll be back don't worry! it's been fun with you bros)
Anonymous
>>47603701 Are TMs reusable?
fagnum (op)us !hVUru7bczA
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>>47603773 unfortunately not, i'm afraid
Anonymous
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>>47603771 Fun thread, hope you will keep it going
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>>47603771 Thanks for the great thread.
Anonymous
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On route 2 we should try to get something for type coverage, like a psychic type or an electric type.
Anonymous
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Go back to the Pokémon center and heal your Pokémon like a responsible trainer.
Anonymous
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>>47603771 Embrace omnipotence and automatically heal your pokemon after every encounter and carry a personal PC so switching out mons isn't a nightmare
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>>47603771 Also you might want to try mspfa if threads get too crowded for this
Anonymous
>>47603771 OP I love you I just wish we lived in the same time zones I always miss these damn threads
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>>47603771 We should look for some new mons on the next route.
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>>47603602 Seconding this.
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Fire is logically the best option because it's the least common of the three starter types. Getting a good water type and good grass/electric type is way easier than getting a good fire type.
