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Congrats Joe. Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:32:26 No.47635628 View View Reply Original Report

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Let us all give /Our Guy/ Joe "Serebii" Merrick a congratulations on his new engagement. HE truly is the alpha we wish we were.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:33:42 No.47635640 Report

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get the fuck out
get THE FUCK out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:34:29 No.47635650 Report

Quoted By: >>47635674 >>47635681

>>47635628
even if the girl is not that pretty and he is an annoying fuck props to him for fiding a girl that supports his autism

Congrats Joe.

Congrats Joe. Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:35:34 No.47635662 Report

Quoted By: >>47635748

>>47635628
https://twitter.com/VirtuallyMarti/status/1416478286176206850

the video if anyone wants to watch this glorious moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:36:11 No.47635669 Report

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>>47635628
w*men are the single largest financial liability/risk any man can introduce to his life.
Joe is fucked, and he will never get to retire before he's 60+ now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:36:19 No.47635674 Report

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>>47635650
its not hard. women aren't in short supply especially not autistic ones. they're easy to manipulate too

Congrats Joe.

Congrats Joe. Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:37:10 No.47635681 Report

Quoted By: >>47635703

>>47635650
she is pretty cute for a british girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:39:28 No.47635703 Report

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>>47635681
wrong. she's a 2/10 in bongland. the 2 being for not being a fat hog. She looks like a spaz that would sit in classrooms during her dinner

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:40:41 No.47635712 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:40:54 No.47635714 Report

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how to achieve this body?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:41:30 No.47635719 Report

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>>47635714
Moomoo milk and lava cookies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:43:09 No.47635732 Report

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>>47635714
Find a child's franchise and dedicate you life to it. Bonus points if you make less than 100k a year from it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:43:49 No.47635739 Report

Quoted By: >>47635965

This is how it really went

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:44:18 No.47635745 Report

Quoted By: >>47636321

>>47635712
HOLY FUCK LMAOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:44:50 No.47635748 Report

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>>47635662
>wanted to propose during Worlds but had to settle for Go fest
Was he just not going to marry her if there wasn’t a Pokemon-related event to propose at? Their wedding’s going to be like this isn’t it
https://youtu.be/DKDDZHCaopI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:51:00 No.47635795 Report

Quoted By: >>47635811

>>47635628
Let's all just face the facts. /vp/ hates Joe because they are girlfriend-less virgins who cope and seethe and feel jealous of Joe's sigma mindset.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:52:29 No.47635811 Report

Quoted By: >>47635840

>>47635795
You projecting too hard there, m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:54:09 No.47635828 Report

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>>47635628
this looks so trashy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:55:17 No.47635840 Report

Quoted By: >>47635886 >>47635964

>>47635811
Beta mindset. Try to be more like Joe and unlock a world of sigma potential.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:55:53 No.47635847 Report

Quoted By: >>47635930

Would you rather
>save your money and retire at 40 to NEET for life, a free man
or
>marry a foid and be stuck wageslaving in order to support her until you are at least 60 years old, god help if you get divorced, in which case suicide might be the only way out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 21:58:58 No.47635886 Report

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>>47635840
>sigma potential
People call that going Maverick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:05:42 No.47635930 Report

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>>47635847
first option sounds lonely and depressing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:06:35 No.47635936 Report

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Congrats Joe! I'm so happy for you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:07:15 No.47635946 Report

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>>47635628
I already have a wife. Bet you ten bucks he has his phone on him during the ceremony so he can check for news.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:09:01 No.47635964 Report

Quoted By: >>47635979 >>47635989 >>47636382

>>47635840
>Try to be more like Joe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:09:02 No.47635965 Report

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>>47635739

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:09:22 No.47635968 Report

Quoted By:

>>47635628
>the people in the background visibly laughing at the fat slob with his backwards cap proposing with a pokeball
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:10:23 No.47635979 Report

Quoted By:

>>47635964
if she was okay she wouldnt need to make a public comment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:11:06 No.47635986 Report

Quoted By: >>47636101

who took the picture... dafuq?!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:11:14 No.47635989 Report

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>>47635964
>partner
I give a 95% chance of divorce rape. Hopefully Joe has a good income stream because he has alimony in his future.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:11:54 No.47635994 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:14:00 No.47636014 Report

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>>47635994
what is this image even supposed to mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:14:04 No.47636015 Report

Quoted By: >>47636035 >>47636154

Lmao that ring is so small

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:15:19 No.47636035 Report

Quoted By: >>47636051 >>47636137

>>47636015
His only source of income is a Pokemon fan website, ok? Find a new slant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:17:41 No.47636051 Report

Quoted By: >>47636054

>>47636035
shouldn’t you be enjoying time with your new fiancé joe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:18:14 No.47636054 Report

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>>47636051
fuck them bitches

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:19:06 No.47636061 Report

Quoted By: >>47636118

I remember reading rumors that he was bisexual and has a huge dong.

Good for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:23:24 No.47636101 Report

Quoted By:

>>47635986
Retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:24:56 No.47636118 Report

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>>47636061
what's so "good for him"?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:27:31 No.47636137 Report

Quoted By: >>47636141 >>47636150 >>47636154 >>47636165 >>47636248

>>47636035
At the time I proposed to my wife, I worked a part time job barely above minimum wage. This was the ring I got her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:28:23 No.47636141 Report

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>>47636137
lmao what is this tacky fake shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:28:52 No.47636150 Report

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>>47636137
does your wife have a son?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:29:19 No.47636154 Report

Quoted By: >>47636169

>>47636015
>>47636137
>buying rings and not wedding bands
NGMI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:29:42 No.47636159 Report

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>>47635628
Shut up, OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:30:13 No.47636165 Report

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>>47636137
Oh yeah? I am literally homeless and pic related is the ring I got my fiance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:30:34 No.47636169 Report

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>>47636154
I got a plain wedding band for myself. Her band fits around the engagement ring and hooks together into one large ring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:30:47 No.47636172 Report

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>>47635994
they think they SLAAAAAY QUEEN on twitter all the time. It's fucking sad. I bet he still has that teenage mentality that having a girlfriend means he's better than you. Not when she looks like THAT mate!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:35:17 No.47636205 Report

Quoted By: >>47636228

>>47635714

eat enough to lift but make sure none of it is real food and never EVER actually do anything that might output more than 3 calories

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:37:38 No.47636228 Report

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>>47636205
Joe's only exercise since 2016 has been pokemon go, and with the coof play at home stuff they did last year, even that's been nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:38:33 No.47636236 Report

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>>47635628
>wearing a mask outdoors
really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:39:43 No.47636245 Report

Quoted By: >>47636274

>>47636236
Are you a republican? Um, newsflash, there's a hecking freaking pandemic going on!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:39:53 No.47636248 Report

Quoted By:

>>47636137
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:42:01 No.47636262 Report

Quoted By: >>47636321

>>47635712
Legend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:43:34 No.47636274 Report

Quoted By: >>47636307

>>47636245
he might not be american

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:44:20 No.47636282 Report

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someone swap her with reshiram

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:44:39 No.47636286 Report

Quoted By: >>47636321

>>47635712
today on /vp/, I kek’d

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:45:47 No.47636296 Report

Quoted By: >>47636321

>>47635712
It's super effective!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:47:05 No.47636307 Report

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>>47636274
Why are you being so aggressive? Do you not give a shit about public safety? What the FUCK??????

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:48:52 No.47636321 Report

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>>47635712
>>47635745
>>47636262
>>47636286
>>47636296
>samefagging this hard
You're not funny, retard. Get over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:50:25 No.47636337 Report

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>>47636321
buck status:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:52:02 No.47636355 Report

Quoted By:

>>47635628
Take your meds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:52:07 No.47636356 Report

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>>47636321
have you ruled out the possibility that people on this site of all fucking places would find such an edit amusing? where do you think we are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:55:11 No.47636371 Report

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>>47636236
They are retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:56:07 No.47636382 Report

Quoted By: >>47636416 >>47636429 >>47636449

>>47635964
Missing his child's birth incoming

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:57:25 No.47636393 Report

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>>47635714
Eat bugs through anus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:58:40 No.47636409 Report

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Eunice you need help

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 22:59:32 No.47636416 Report

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>>47636382
>his
He's gonna get a shiny, if you catch my drift.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 23:00:31 No.47636429 Report

Quoted By: >>47636505

>>47636382
a tweet criticizing game freak on twitter might come, so have to be somewhat alert

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 23:02:06 No.47636449 Report

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>>47636382
is he even fertile?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 23:07:47 No.47636505 Report

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>>47636429
What will be his children male or female name?
I'm thinking of Junichi if male and Kira if female, James or Turner if she gets a miscarriage or abort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Jul 2021 23:09:50 No.47636525 Report

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>>47635714
God good I need to start going to the gym. Death is a better fate than ending up fat.

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