>>47642784Yeah, the selection is pretty fucking weird.
The Machamp love over the last few years is based, though.
Especially Zeraora. One, nobody fucking likes it, two, it means Legendaries and Mythicals are fair game, which means you have to answer why not more interesting legendaries and mythicals instead of the fucking trash they picked?
Why not Palkia, who can facilitate team movement by teleporting allies? Why not Deoxys, who can stance change between his four forms? Why not Celebi, who can teabag you with bullshit "actually you didn't hurt me that much, lolol I will never die"
I mean, of course the answer is paid dlc or lootboxes/whatever. Nobody would fucking pay for Eldegoss or Crustle, but people actually might pay for Palkia, Mewtwo, or something.
But then again again, I think it's a bit old hat to be complaining about ASSFAGGOTS in current year. It's old hat to even be MAKING an ASSFAGGOTS game in current year, but, that makes the move *incredibly* Pokemon.
