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Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 02:20:03 No.47645074 View View Reply Original Report

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You will NOT have more than four moves.
You will NOT carry more than six Pokemon.
You will NOT have another Pokemon Stadium.
You will NOT have a new PokeRanger.
You will NOT have the Battle Frontier
You will NOT have difficulty settings
You will NOT have Pokemon following you
You will NOT have mean rivals
You will NOT have hard dungeons
You WILL like mobile games
You WILL like Goh.
You WILL like furshit.
You WILL like handholding.
You WILL defend Game Freak.
You WILL buy BDSP.
You WILL buy Legends Arceus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 02:21:11 No.47645085 Report

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This is your life now.
You are on your way to becoming a Pokemon Master!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 04:09:27 No.47645647 Report

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>>47645074
Please understand that you're not Iwata, so i will never understand Masuda

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 04:10:14 No.47645654 Report

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>>47645074
>You will NOT have Pokemon following you
>You will NOT have mean rivals
Bros? Who's going to tell him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 04:31:13 No.47645742 Report

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>>47645074
I've grown to genuinely despise this fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 04:46:35 No.47645811 Report

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>>47645074
Imagine running into Masuda on the street out of nowhere. He's out and about with his wife, making some inane comment about the insufficient appreciation of BDSP at a gamestop in an impotent attempt to appear sophisticated. You just walk up to him, tap him on the shoulder, and then, never breaking eye contact, tell him he is a fucking joke of a pokemon programmer.

He'd just stand there for a few seconds, flabbergasted and off-balance, and then try to formulate a response. He fails. As he stutters some incomprehensible pseudo-intellectualism and "Acthually" in order to save face at the sudden attack, it soon becomes utterly clear he is completely incapable of confrontation; He's staring down at the pavement, wringing his wrists and whispering. His responses to criticism is normally beyond the safety of a computer desk. Now he's naked and defenseless.

Whenever he tries to speak, you simply laugh loudly in a mocking tone, egging him on and never giving him any room. You ask how a man who claims to be formally educated could be such a intellectual dead end or how some 10 year old kid's pokemon romhack you just saw is better than anything he will ever make.

After a while, you've finally prodded him enough. He makes a shrieking feminine shout and strikes you with the most ineffective punch imaginable; His balled-up fist twists midswing and he ends up striking you with his wrist. As it connects to your mighty 5'1 ft body (Easily towering over Masuda's feeble frame) the bones in his hand shatter in sickening crack. He falls to the ground, weeping, defeated both verbally and physically. You decide to bring it all home, so you take out the protective paper from your national dex romhack and wipe it on his face. A pathetic mockery of a "man", his wife turns to you, biting her lips and unable to control herself at the sight of a real man. She strips down to her underwear right there and then, and pleads at your knees to be yours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 04:59:11 No.47645865 Report

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>>47645811
You need to speak fluent Japanese in order to talk with him on a coherent level. If you'll ask him sth in English, he'd just answer "Hi, yes, sorri, me not andastando" and brush you off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 05:26:22 No.47645934 Report

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>>47645811
I'd punch him in the face, and tell him I want my money back for sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 05:30:04 No.47645948 Report

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>>47645811
This is so fucking gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 05:31:03 No.47645952 Report

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>>47645948
Ok merrick, don't you have some gamefreak dick to sick right now instead of defending masuda-sama on 4chinz?
>>47645934
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 05:40:30 No.47645974 Report

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>>47645952
Masuda is a cunt, but this is gay af. Also, rent free schizo.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 05:44:34 No.47645982 Report

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>>47645074
>You will NOT carry more than six Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 06:00:27 No.47646047 Report

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>>47645811
grow up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 06:04:03 No.47646057 Report

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>>47645074
What's the appeal of having more than 6 Pokemon in your team other than to make the game easier?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 06:30:44 No.47646153 Report

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>>47645811
wut copypasta is this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 06:48:52 No.47646228 Report

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>>47646047
>>47645974
>you will NOT make fun of Masuda-sama
>you WILL take your meds
>I WILL cope more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 09:03:46 No.47646787 Report

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>>47646228

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jul 2021 09:12:37 No.47646821 Report

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>>47645074
I didn’t even buy SwSh

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